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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him)

@wheeltod.bsky.social

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Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · Mar 24

I did a lot of drugs when I was younger on my way into work this morning.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 4d

🎶 I will be your father figure. I will go out for some smokes and never return. 🎶

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 7h

“Hey. I’m not judging”
— lazy judge

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 8h

CashApp but not for money for connecting with country music legend Johnny Cash

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 8h

They’re sending us out on field trips to ‘harvest meat’ will report back ✌🏻

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The Onion @theonion.com · 8h

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 2d

A group of hammerhead sharks is called a school of hard knocks.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 8h

Thanks to these guys for including me on this cool list

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 1d

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week.
www.thepoke.com/2025/10/08/2...

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 1d

Interviewer: How do you explain this gap in your resumé?

Me: Your Mom!

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Join me weekly for more great interview tips!

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

[Blind Date]

Her: "I'm sorry but you don't really look like your profile picture"

Incredible Hulk: "Oh yeah?! Well, the traffic getting here was a nightmare"

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

[Blind Date]

Her: "I'm sorry but you don't really look like your profile picture"

Incredible Hulk: "Oh yeah?! Well, the traffic getting here was a nightmare"

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Wore my lucky panties to a job interview and they totally paid off.

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Paul Eggleston @pauleggleston.bsky.social · 1d

I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.

#LunchPun

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

generalization: fun for everyone

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 1d

The etiquette is that you have to stop using the engagement party favor beer koozie once the couple gets divorced

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 2d

A group of hammerhead sharks is called a school of hard knocks.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t typically use this platform to share consumer advice

But just a warning — I had a clear & transparent business arrangement with a guy called Satan, and now he’s twisting the terms, not living up to his end of the bargain & has escalated his expectations considerably

0/5: do not recommend

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 5d

I refuse to believe I’m in denial.

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 4d

I’m too much of a skeptic to believe in astrology.

It’s the Capricorn in me.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 3d

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3d

Thanks for the dry handjob in the Arby’s parking lot, Geoff.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 4d

personally i would be pissed if jesus did that to me. i paid for those drugs

painting of guy injecting heroin but jesus swoops in behind him to get the drugs in his arm

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 4d

I’m genuinely shocked. They were bringing aid. I know the IDF’s done far worse to others, but these are high-profile individuals:

Turkish TV presenter Ikbal Gurpinar said, “They treated us like dogs. They left us hungry for three days. They didn’t give us water; we had to drink from the toilet”

Greta Thunberg mistreated by Israeli forces in detention, activists say

Activists describe mistreatment after Israel intercepted Gaza aid flotilla and detained about 450 people.

www.aljazeera.com

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 4d

It's actually buct naked

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