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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨

@buickmakane71.bsky.social

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I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site I cuss like a sailor I'm a huge Asshole I love cheese I'm a massive autStoner Elvis is alive and demanding for the Epstein files to be released and published as a book.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 4d

This time a year ago I didn't hate an entire country full of wilfully stupid, racist, misogynistic, violent, misinformation loving, disability hating, wealthy worshipping, soulless, uneducated, self hating, pedophilic admiring, law breaking, cult comraded people.

But here we are.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 27m

Fuck it all

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 30m

Age Verification: I saw Tommy Lee's dick live in the 80s. And unfortunately again, live on twitter.

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GenXer-71 @genxer-71.bsky.social · 5h

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 33m

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 39m

Safe travels Bruce!

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Bruce Coffman @brucecoffman.bsky.social · 41m

Genius. So the inflatable costumes blow away the pepper spray. Kudos, Portland!

Robert Westbrook, Aircraft & Accordion Repair @swampfoot.bsky.social · 44m

Don't trifle with frogs.

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 2h

I keep telling my family and friends that the tariffs and uncertain economic times feel like COVID in a lot of ways to me.

It’s not as chaotic or abrupt but I can’t deny the parallels.

Anyhoo…here’s a post from 5 years ago at the other place. It’s still relevant and useful today.

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 43m

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 44m

I dare a bunch of ppl to do the thriller dance at ICE with Mr. Frog leading the way.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1h

Point Break 2: Johnny Utah has his own private Idaho when Jack New Mexico shows up in town and calls him a poser and a howley

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 48m

Saw a black flag sticker on a cadillac

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 50m

My Auntie Jutta just showed up at the airport. Bobbie's leavin to go pick her up. Guess she n Uncle Jon decided Atlanta to ICE choked. (They're from Hermany)

BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 53m

STOP PLAYIN!! I'm callin ICE after I call somebody mum n tell on you.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

pam bondi is the pam bondi of pam bondis

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The Last Mile with USAID @thelastmileusaid.bsky.social · 1h

There is no single way to resist; only the courage to invent one. 👍

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BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨 @buickmakane71.bsky.social · 55m

Portland Pepper Frog

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Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 6h

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1h

I burned myself on a sandwich maker the same day I told my friend, “this sandwich maker has changed my life!”

first pic is day of and second is now - we’ve reached the gross portion of burn recovery. pls keep my tattoo in your thoughts.