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treacherous moon, cloaked in clouds
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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do you say “bruschetta” like a normal person or are you an asshole?
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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If I was an elected official, I would simply not do crime
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
implicit implied
explicit explied?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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if you want to date me, you have to be okay with some christmas cheer before thanksgiving. I hate edging.
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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you utter fools you absolute twats you fuckers of mothers

I love you
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
pedicure tonight queen
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Hot singles in your area but it’s just me unwrapping cheese slices.
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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okay but playing xmas music and putting up decorations and shit before thanksgiving is fucked up though. like i love xmas vibes but you cant skip the foreplay you disgusting piggies
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Mayonnaise is just lotion for bread
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I’m going to drive you crazy and you’re going to ask for more
November 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM
what's more important
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Should be a national holiday
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 AM
deciding what we should do next is enough to make the decision for me
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Hot singles in your area want to serenade you
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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The test subjects in the beta project today were labelled "testees" and my inner 13 year old absolutely frolicked
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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When my nose starts bleeding in the middle of the suburban ice cream shop, that will be the last of my humours leaving my body.
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM