over my beautiful dead body

no matter what happens today. im getting donuts

what if trump and antifa were just like, doin it in fortnite

basically pray for me that it didnt get towed but it probably did

idk if yall recall when i had to drive my busted car to a dealer to try to sell it, well anyway that was over a week ago now and bc they wouldnt buy it that day i just left it in their parking lot this whole time bc today is the first day since then that ive had free time during their open hours

lol

seeing Martin Luther king jr do stand up is destroying our brains is what im saying

one day im gonna be so tired of seeing AI slop its gonna make me delete all my social medias which is really sad because some of you guys are really cute and nice and im glad we follow each other and i wouldnt know you guys without social media so its conflicting but im tired of the AI bullshit

works along similar principles yes

eating one big beautiful bowl of beans

boobies

100 percent agree

every ice agent should chill themselves at the same time

call me the way im

forgot to tag my guy @neildegrassetyson.com thoughts?

everyone understand my hypothesis when we lock in at the exact same time it triggers a special vibeforce where we become mega locked in beyond what was previously thought to be humanly possible. thats why its so important that we all try to lock in at the exact same time

not having a car is making me realize traits i would value in a potential partner. like her having a car

need a bad bitch drive me out to the pumpkin patch yesterday

2 hour marathon sounds fast but when you do the math thats like 13 miles an hour. any car could best that easily

i can tell by the way some of yall are posting on here that you havent been locking in at the exact same time as me

haha who else wish my boobs were bigger

wish my boobs were bigger who else