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politely thanking you for being annoying to me as you leave my bar
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 AM
politely thanking you for being annoying to me as you leave my bar
i regret this a little bit
covering my coworker's shift tonight. i'll be showered with praise and thanked profusely for my selfless sacrifice, but there's actually another reason i'm doing it.. [whispering] they pay me to be there..
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i regret this a little bit
1870s author: the river reflected the fading crimson of the sky.*
2020s editor: *imagine it, reader- a river of blood.
me: i already was.. i usually do that when i read.. do you think i'm fucking stupid..
2020s editor: *imagine it, reader- a river of blood.
me: i already was.. i usually do that when i read.. do you think i'm fucking stupid..
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
1870s author: the river reflected the fading crimson of the sky.*
2020s editor: *imagine it, reader- a river of blood.
me: i already was.. i usually do that when i read.. do you think i'm fucking stupid..
2020s editor: *imagine it, reader- a river of blood.
me: i already was.. i usually do that when i read.. do you think i'm fucking stupid..
covering my coworker's shift tonight. i'll be showered with praise and thanked profusely for my selfless sacrifice, but there's actually another reason i'm doing it.. [whispering] they pay me to be there..
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
covering my coworker's shift tonight. i'll be showered with praise and thanked profusely for my selfless sacrifice, but there's actually another reason i'm doing it.. [whispering] they pay me to be there..
please help me decide what to read next, here are my options:
midnight tides (malazan #5)
V. by pynchon
claw of the conciliator by wolfe
a random bolaño novella
moby dick by moby dick
aanex by blake butler
amygdalatropolis by b.r. yeager
this post is earnest, i have choice paralysis. thanks!
midnight tides (malazan #5)
V. by pynchon
claw of the conciliator by wolfe
a random bolaño novella
moby dick by moby dick
aanex by blake butler
amygdalatropolis by b.r. yeager
this post is earnest, i have choice paralysis. thanks!
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM
please help me decide what to read next, here are my options:
midnight tides (malazan #5)
V. by pynchon
claw of the conciliator by wolfe
a random bolaño novella
moby dick by moby dick
aanex by blake butler
amygdalatropolis by b.r. yeager
this post is earnest, i have choice paralysis. thanks!
midnight tides (malazan #5)
V. by pynchon
claw of the conciliator by wolfe
a random bolaño novella
moby dick by moby dick
aanex by blake butler
amygdalatropolis by b.r. yeager
this post is earnest, i have choice paralysis. thanks!
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immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 AM
immediately dropping my keys on the hardwood floor when i enter my apartment at 1am so my downstairs neighbors know i made it home safe
guess what, i'm reading a book at work. "again?" yes, again, thanks
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
guess what, i'm reading a book at work. "again?" yes, again, thanks
if we talked about other art the way we talk about video games we'd all be saying shit like "i love 7/10 music"
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
if we talked about other art the way we talk about video games we'd all be saying shit like "i love 7/10 music"
i've had john lennon "imagine" stuck in my head for like a week.. you have to kill me..
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
i've had john lennon "imagine" stuck in my head for like a week.. you have to kill me..
trying to decide whether i want to be in a good or bad mood when i go to work this evening
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
trying to decide whether i want to be in a good or bad mood when i go to work this evening
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These assorted are not that berries to me...
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
These assorted are not that berries to me...
humming a little song so everyone else on the sidewalk knows i'm coming and doesn't get scared when i'm suddenly right behind them
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
humming a little song so everyone else on the sidewalk knows i'm coming and doesn't get scared when i'm suddenly right behind them
wow, you have such a beautiful home! it's so cozy! 😊 oh, um.. i meant to use mine before i came over, but of course i didn't have to until i started driving... 🤦🏻♀️ where do you keep your screaming pillow? 😬
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
wow, you have such a beautiful home! it's so cozy! 😊 oh, um.. i meant to use mine before i came over, but of course i didn't have to until i started driving... 🤦🏻♀️ where do you keep your screaming pillow? 😬
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“become” its called honey
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
“become” its called honey
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Seductively tying a cherry stem into a knot with my fingers.
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Seductively tying a cherry stem into a knot with my fingers.
i'm at work but all i want to do is listen to have a nice life and draw bad pictures
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i'm at work but all i want to do is listen to have a nice life and draw bad pictures
i'm at my bouncer job saying "what was that noise?" and walking around the bar patio for a minute before going "must be my imagination..." and returning to my post
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
i'm at my bouncer job saying "what was that noise?" and walking around the bar patio for a minute before going "must be my imagination..." and returning to my post
my favorite video game is rune factory 4, and no other rf game has scratched that itch. but who better to place my hopes on than the director of rf4, with an independently-produced game that looks just like a reskinned rf4.. very exciting for me
Farnia Village is a promising looking farm-sim being developed by former Rune Factory devs! Fellow farm-sim fans, this is one to keep an eye on! www.kickstarter.com/projects/100...
Farnia Village / ファーニア村で暮らす
Farming, Adventure, Romance, Life Game/ 農業 冒険 恋愛 生活ゲーム
www.kickstarter.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
my favorite video game is rune factory 4, and no other rf game has scratched that itch. but who better to place my hopes on than the director of rf4, with an independently-produced game that looks just like a reskinned rf4.. very exciting for me
i really love the stripped-down acoustic version of this song, and found this video that's basically identical to how she opened up the show last night, so naturally i've already watched it four times this morning
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i really love the stripped-down acoustic version of this song, and found this video that's basically identical to how she opened up the show last night, so naturally i've already watched it four times this morning
i wish i'd taken some video, but laura stevenson was truly fantastic to see live. she's so funny, too. it was a perfect set, i'm gonna listen to her with a new level of appreciation going forward
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i wish i'd taken some video, but laura stevenson was truly fantastic to see live. she's so funny, too. it was a perfect set, i'm gonna listen to her with a new level of appreciation going forward
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goodbye horses is just a perfect song and the evil presence only strengthens its aura
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
goodbye horses is just a perfect song and the evil presence only strengthens its aura