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my adventure serial, "Dendroid Highway," is being posted to the official TELODENDRON Twitter account, seen below
if you faint at quest diagnostics they ban you for "causing drama"
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
old UC Gundam designs are just a perfected form of "robot thing made of shapes easy to draw repeatedly"
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
<h1> FUCK OFF, </h1>
<h1> MOM </h1>

<h2> I'M LISTENING TO </h2>

<h1> STONE TEMPLE PILOTS </h1>
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
how can they bring Scrubs back we saw them die
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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I'm the English localization editor for HORSES, and if you want to play it, you can't buy it on Steam ❤️
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
pretty gnarly in its original incarnation but they subsequently changed it, the public isn't getting this original version on any storefront. in most any other situation if a distributor balks at some particular scene in a horror story and the scene gets axed to accommodate them, that's enough.
I feel horrible about this situation, but I think they're being a little bit dense when they describe the scene that got them banned as non-sexual. I don't like to poke holes in something like this but if we're gonna stop this nonsense we have to talk about it
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
[on the decks blasting the worst beat you've ever heard] 🚼 babies 🎵 drive 🎵 cars 🎵 into 🎵 walls, 🎵 into 🎵 walls 🧱
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Luke and Leia and Han are dead. Han had a kid, he's dead. Oh, it turns out Yoda had a kid. But no one ever mentions him so I guess he's probably dead.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
It is morning: time to get sleepy
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Absolute Joker abducted Absolute Batman to shave his balls and ass. Absolute Batman's balls and ass became hairless.
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This Is a Long Dick for Someone with Nothing to Think About
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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made this one recently too. it's not completely serious so don't be annoying @ me. art is a piece by takato yamamoto, not sure of the title since those can be hard to track down if you don't speak japanese/don't own all his art books
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
Well, not only has my day job not paid me in over a calendar month, they’re also expecting me to be the singular employee on staff, both back and front of house, for a full service sit down restaurant that also does online orders. So I might need to quit before lining something else up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
virtualPDF is a PDF that exists only in cyberspace
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm Afraid of Americans is like bowie got assigned a group project with trent then ditched him til the last day of the semester
November 24, 2025 at 11:33 PM
if the blank page tyrannizes you just scribble some dumb shit on it. not so blank any more, eh tough guy?
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
early days but gears do grind
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
there's one grocery store in anor londo and it's an Erewhon
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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🤖🤖🤖
November 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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We did something different with the credits for Demonschool. We used this format: name, title, lengthy description of what they did. Often you see credits in games where you don't know what the credited developer was actually responsible for. We wanted to give people proper, actual credit.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
getting off soda adding caffeine powder to soups
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM