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ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
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Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · Dec 7
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 3h
Everyone hush up! Hockey game is on and you’re being too noisy
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 8h
Omg 😢🫂 That’s so sad
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 8h
😂😂😂
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9h
Wipe your hands on your pants after you shake people’s hands. To show you have hygiene
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9h
No shit. Ferguson is fucking useless
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9h
It’ll only get worse before it gets better I’m afraid 😢
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9h
It is!!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9h
😆😆
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 14h
I’m looking forward to next year. It’ll get really ugly before midterms. But I’m hopeful
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you 🙏🏼
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you for checking in! I’m good!! How have you been?
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 1d
To everyone I offended this year: Do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 2d
My healing journey is going great. I’ll be trying to compromise and use my “I statements” one minute, then digging out your dead cat to use it for Halloween decoration the next
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 3d
For how long tho? Wouldn’t mid terms come back after martial law is over? And don’t we need approval for that? Idk how that works
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 3d
I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with “your mom” has my vote
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 4d
Midterms are approaching. Things will start getting really ugly. Everyone who didn’t vote last elections better get their asses to the voting booth this time!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 5d
I’m 95% peaceful these days. But when that 5% mentally unstable superstar comes out, it comes to shine
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
👋🏼😁
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
Sup duck!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
Probably 😆
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
I didn’t make the rapture for a good reason

~ Me flirting
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
Your favorite ray of sunshine checking in. Hope your day is as pleasant as you are
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 8d
My not so smart watch decided on its own to call the last person I talked to on the phone while I was in the shower
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
Sometimes you find people who put up with your shit. And you keep them
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