ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
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ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
· Dec 7
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Him: I like older women
Me: I watched porn in VHS
Me: I watched porn in VHS
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
GenX is the first generation that the parents are more fun than the kids
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Whoever made the portion size 5 needs to be sued. Everyone knows it has to be an even number
I’m only gonna genuinely like you once. After that’s broken, you won’t get the same version of me again
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’m only gonna genuinely like you once. After that’s broken, you won’t get the same version of me again
Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Need anyone to turn your life into chaotic hell? I have arrived
You’re never alone when you have C-PTSD
November 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
You’re never alone when you have C-PTSD
This made me laugh 😂
November 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This made me laugh 😂
MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
MAGA coming to the comments to say that Clinton is in the files too
If you’re not ready for the attitude, don’t even approach
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
If you’re not ready for the attitude, don’t even approach
I’m more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their “alfa” masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m more and more convinced that tough macho men, who have the need to show their “alfa” masculinity, are actually trying to hide their gay tendencies
Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pretty cool how maga elected the first LGBTQ president
Never thought that Bill Clinton’s dick would end maga
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Never thought that Bill Clinton’s dick would end maga
Kinda bored. Gonna text him “Missing you today. The big ones actually hurt”, then ghost again
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Kinda bored. Gonna text him “Missing you today. The big ones actually hurt”, then ghost again
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
My hobbies are: wasting my time on the wrong MF and sharing it online with thousands of people. I also like drinking
According to my ex I’m a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
According to my ex I’m a total monster for not letting him cheat anymore
Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Please go vote!!! Yes to prop 50, Mamdani for NY, or whatever else is up for voting today. Please show up!!
Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Me: Not to be an ass about this (loading the final boss of ass comments)
🎶 And I’m freeeee. Freeballing 🎶 Or whatever tf Tom Petty said
November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
🎶 And I’m freeeee. Freeballing 🎶 Or whatever tf Tom Petty said
Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong
November 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Gonna block people randomly just so they start wondering what they did wrong
Due to the economy, for Halloween this year the kids are getting thoughts and prayers
October 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Due to the economy, for Halloween this year the kids are getting thoughts and prayers
Oh look! It’s FTS o’clock! Happy Friday mofos
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh look! It’s FTS o’clock! Happy Friday mofos
Therapist: Tell him what you love about him
Me: *Makes eye contact* I love when you don’t speak
Me: *Makes eye contact* I love when you don’t speak
October 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Therapist: Tell him what you love about him
Me: *Makes eye contact* I love when you don’t speak
Me: *Makes eye contact* I love when you don’t speak
I have a lot of gay friends and love everything about them. But what I love the most is that they’re brave and courageous to be exactly who they are! Instead of liking men and marrying women, just to treat them like crap bc you hate them
October 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I have a lot of gay friends and love everything about them. But what I love the most is that they’re brave and courageous to be exactly who they are! Instead of liking men and marrying women, just to treat them like crap bc you hate them
I know exactly who I am and what I want. Until I have to pick the color of my nails for the next few weeks. So stressful
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know exactly who I am and what I want. Until I have to pick the color of my nails for the next few weeks. So stressful
Fuck the prince! I’ll keep the frog 🐸
October 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Fuck the prince! I’ll keep the frog 🐸