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ThexyBeatht
@thexybeatht.bsky.social
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Here for laughs, friends and general debauchery. Puppies, chocolate, sunshine and flip flops are my happy place. Vodka and margaritas FTW!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · Dec 7
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 13h
To everyone I offended this year: Do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 1d
My healing journey is going great. I’ll be trying to compromise and use my “I statements” one minute, then digging out your dead cat to use it for Halloween decoration the next
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 2d
For how long tho? Wouldn’t mid terms come back after martial law is over? And don’t we need approval for that? Idk how that works
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 2d
I swear that the first MF that answers a presidential debate with “your mom” has my vote
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 3d
Midterms are approaching. Things will start getting really ugly. Everyone who didn’t vote last elections better get their asses to the voting booth this time!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 4d
I’m 95% peaceful these days. But when that 5% mentally unstable superstar comes out, it comes to shine
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
👋🏼😁
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
Sup duck!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
Probably 😆
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a mushroom with a happy face
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
I didn’t make the rapture for a good reason

~ Me flirting
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 6d
Your favorite ray of sunshine checking in. Hope your day is as pleasant as you are
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 7d
My not so smart watch decided on its own to call the last person I talked to on the phone while I was in the shower
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 8d
Sometimes you find people who put up with your shit. And you keep them
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 8d
🤣🤣🤣
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
It’s not my job to make anyone happy or comfortable
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
He wasn’t. That was Nicky Jam
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
That’s 100% on you 😃
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
Ends up Puerto Rico is not one of those “3 Mexican countries” Fox News talked about Lol
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
Gas price is astronomical. Food price is obscene. 5 mass shootings per week. People’s biggest concern: Bad Bunny speaking Spanish at the Super Bowl. SMH!
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 9d
Can’t wait for the weekend

~ Me at 9:30am on Monday
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 11d
Kinda 😆
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 11d
How?
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 12d
🚨🚨🚨
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ThexyBeatht @thexybeatht.bsky.social · 12d
I’m not a morning person. I’m no longer a night person either. I think I’m just a staying in bed person now
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