yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard.
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yoyo
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
· Oct 13
you'll be amazed by how much you can accomplish in life when you don't stop for a moment to feel deeply ashamed of yourself
someone should tell wave 103.5fm that leonard cohen's "hallelujah" is not a christmas song...
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
someone should tell wave 103.5fm that leonard cohen's "hallelujah" is not a christmas song...
tonight's entertainment. dude is strapped to a chair. he just accused his captor of being gay...we enter the scene in progress
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
tonight's entertainment. dude is strapped to a chair. he just accused his captor of being gay...we enter the scene in progress
nothing but fartfaces as far as the eye can see
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
nothing but fartfaces as far as the eye can see
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*boops your nose while you spiral*
November 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
*boops your nose while you spiral*
jfc, that emergency alert just scared the fuck out of me
November 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
jfc, that emergency alert just scared the fuck out of me
i just leaned back, opened my throat and let out one righteous belch, if you are looking for a girl to take home to meet momma
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i just leaned back, opened my throat and let out one righteous belch, if you are looking for a girl to take home to meet momma
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reading books to my penis so it can learn how to do other stuff besides penis things
November 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
reading books to my penis so it can learn how to do other stuff besides penis things
i need to convince someone to go get me a bubble tea. i had a shit day.
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i need to convince someone to go get me a bubble tea. i had a shit day.
the more i read about the ostrich situation, the more i learn the farmers were absolute shitbirds this whole time. ultimately, the birds were culled because they were carriers of the flu virus and would be a threat to all, like typhoid mary.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
the more i read about the ostrich situation, the more i learn the farmers were absolute shitbirds this whole time. ultimately, the birds were culled because they were carriers of the flu virus and would be a threat to all, like typhoid mary.
can't. gotta check out the hook while my dj revolves it
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM
can't. gotta check out the hook while my dj revolves it
"no one is available to take your call at the moment"
you called me, motherfucker wtf
you called me, motherfucker wtf
November 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"no one is available to take your call at the moment"
you called me, motherfucker wtf
you called me, motherfucker wtf
apples, peaches, pears and plums
banana na na nana na
grapes, grapes do da do da
banana na na nana na
grapes, grapes do da do da
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
apples, peaches, pears and plums
banana na na nana na
grapes, grapes do da do da
banana na na nana na
grapes, grapes do da do da
greatest thing ever!
Atmospheric River event continues on the West Coast! In some areas, the forecast category gets to a 5 out of 5! That means it’ll primarily be a hazardous situation setting up with a flood threat! Get the details on the @weatherchannel!
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
greatest thing ever!
one of the sucky things about not having kids is being unable to torment them with elf on the shelf
November 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
one of the sucky things about not having kids is being unable to torment them with elf on the shelf
it really doesn't :/
wow! sugar fixes everything
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 AM
it really doesn't :/
wow! sugar fixes everything
November 5, 2025 at 6:39 AM
wow! sugar fixes everything
i put a bunch of sugar in this and it now smells like it should taste good...
i wonder if putting this stuff in the fridge will make it taste better
got some root beer flavoured sparkling water and it tastes like mouth wash. it's sugar free. curious if i add sugar to it, will it suddenly start tasting better?
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
i put a bunch of sugar in this and it now smells like it should taste good...
i wonder if putting this stuff in the fridge will make it taste better
got some root beer flavoured sparkling water and it tastes like mouth wash. it's sugar free. curious if i add sugar to it, will it suddenly start tasting better?
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i wonder if putting this stuff in the fridge will make it taste better
i'm not eating fish and chips. just singing about them
November 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i'm not eating fish and chips. just singing about them
fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. fish and chips and vinegar. pepper, pepper, pepper, salt.
November 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
fish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar. fish and chips and vinegar. pepper, pepper, pepper, salt.
i have given the beags a slice of pizza and she's forgotten how to work her hind legs
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
i have given the beags a slice of pizza and she's forgotten how to work her hind legs