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@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social

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oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · Oct 13

you'll be amazed by how much you can accomplish in life when you don't stop for a moment to feel deeply ashamed of yourself

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 5h

i'm tired of blood and overpriced bubblegum, mom

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 9h

really want some cookies now

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 10h

mine do the opposite by making the system work way too fast

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 10h

i poop too much as is. that might break some laws of physics

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 10h

a gofundme for a chocolate thing for me and a spider costume for the beags

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 11h

i could use something chocolate right about now

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 11h

i want to get the beags one of those spider costumes. a gofundme for it

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 11h

cheapness, i say

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 12h

can't stop burping

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 12h

well, i've enblubbified myself

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 12h

i have butter chicken sauce dribbled down my chest and leg. the restaurant was trolling me with just one napkin

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 13h

i just want to veg out and eat chips ahoy cookies and be left alone

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 13h

my fucking mouth hurts like a motherfucker

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 13h

i need a new computer

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 15h

i think i should get some kind of wrapped food for dinner. like a burrito or a wrap, cuz i'm gangsta

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 15h

i just sneezed so hard, i think something blew up in my head

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 16h

and suddenly, it's cry o'clock

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 16h

my bluesky posts have become kinda lame

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 17h

i use amazon so infrequently that every time i need to buy something, i am offered prime for a buck and just need it for that one time purchase, instead of paying 10 for shipping

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 18h

i really need to get to a dentist

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 19h

i feel like annoying my dog and getting one of those inflatable dino costumes

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 1d

this looks like it's violating some international laws

yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 2d

put put put put put

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 2d

You look like you have a healthy kidney to spare

-me flirting

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yoyo @deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social · 2d

just walked from the living room to the bathroom and farted with every step. put put put put