TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
Writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
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TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
· Oct 13
NO-TELL MOTEL is so back.
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
not a lot of call for that sort of thing, imo
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
not a lot of call for that sort of thing, imo
My phone's a couple years old and yeah I'm just trying to wait this fucking AI OS thing out, feel like we got 1-2 more years of this at the most
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My phone's a couple years old and yeah I'm just trying to wait this fucking AI OS thing out, feel like we got 1-2 more years of this at the most
and tip housecleaning dammit!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
and tip housecleaning dammit!!!
Yeah this is exactly the math. I hate apps and I don't trust they'll do things properly, and my evidence is [gestures to everything]
November 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah this is exactly the math. I hate apps and I don't trust they'll do things properly, and my evidence is [gestures to everything]
I will never check in or out of a hotel via app. No. That is a Talk To A Person task, forever and always
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I will never check in or out of a hotel via app. No. That is a Talk To A Person task, forever and always
We can't and won't do anything about it! You won! Fuck off!
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We can't and won't do anything about it! You won! Fuck off!
The endless self-aggrandizing, the ceaseless theory buzz words, are really gonna be the end of me. It's not insulin, man. You're just a damn thief, stop trying to absolve yourself with freshman dorm shit
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The endless self-aggrandizing, the ceaseless theory buzz words, are really gonna be the end of me. It's not insulin, man. You're just a damn thief, stop trying to absolve yourself with freshman dorm shit
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CHRISTMAS WITCHER CHRISTMAS WITCHER
Companions of Christmas: MERCURIUS ABU-SIFIN
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
Today (November 25) is the feast day of this Scythian-Romano soldier saint, who wields two swords: one with which to fight evil men, the other, given to him by the Archangel Michael, with which to fight demons, evil spirits, and monsters. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
CHRISTMAS WITCHER CHRISTMAS WITCHER
also lord I hate Bluetooth, we had this one solved and now we just have to use worse technology for some reason
November 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
also lord I hate Bluetooth, we had this one solved and now we just have to use worse technology for some reason
It's an obviously bad deal and it props up all manner of abhorrent manufacturing processes!
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
It's an obviously bad deal and it props up all manner of abhorrent manufacturing processes!
Back when reels were still a thing and I was going to critic screenings, I had to more than once get up and go to a manager to say the reels had been cut out of order. More than once!!!
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Back when reels were still a thing and I was going to critic screenings, I had to more than once get up and go to a manager to say the reels had been cut out of order. More than once!!!
He's right to be! Mojitos are delicious!
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
He's right to be! Mojitos are delicious!
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MIAMI VICE (2006) is correct. There is not more to life than mojitos, fast vehicles and staring into the distance.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
MIAMI VICE (2006) is correct. There is not more to life than mojitos, fast vehicles and staring into the distance.
Those comics were fun!
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Those comics were fun!
Both cult leader and cultist, somehow
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Both cult leader and cultist, somehow
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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
how spell hot dog? I don't know!
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also out today: my review of NO-TELL MOTEL by @kenlowery.bsky.social, which I really enjoyed! a game for nosy people, gossipers, and sleazy motel enjoyers; if you're all three, like me, I think you'd really like this.
full review on the blog!
canisolothat.tumblr.com/post/8009386...
full review on the blog!
canisolothat.tumblr.com/post/8009386...
Can I Solo No-Tell Motel?
No-Tell Motel, by Ken Lowery (publishing as Bannerless Games), is a solo game about spying on the guests of a motel to solve—well, "solve"—a murder mystery. It's a smallish game, length-wise, being a....
canisolothat.tumblr.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
also out today: my review of NO-TELL MOTEL by @kenlowery.bsky.social, which I really enjoyed! a game for nosy people, gossipers, and sleazy motel enjoyers; if you're all three, like me, I think you'd really like this.
full review on the blog!
canisolothat.tumblr.com/post/8009386...
full review on the blog!
canisolothat.tumblr.com/post/8009386...
Then again Flanagan was giving them water cooler TV literally every year and they still noted him so hard he left, so maybe that's just their funny little way
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Then again Flanagan was giving them water cooler TV literally every year and they still noted him so hard he left, so maybe that's just their funny little way
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A grocery store for people who have adhd. They sell individual kraft singles, loose cigarettes, 'some' lettuce, etc
February 11, 2024 at 11:09 PM
A grocery store for people who have adhd. They sell individual kraft singles, loose cigarettes, 'some' lettuce, etc
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Seen a gamer out in the yard snuffling around for grubs and i shot it dead. Threw it in the green bin to the raucous cheers of onlookers. Last thing this neighbourhood needs is fucking gamers
June 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Seen a gamer out in the yard snuffling around for grubs and i shot it dead. Threw it in the green bin to the raucous cheers of onlookers. Last thing this neighbourhood needs is fucking gamers
"Half a billion dollars every two years? No thanks" - Netflix
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"Half a billion dollars every two years? No thanks" - Netflix
Utterly baffling to not give the most Four Quadrants movies possible, which also happen to be good, a solid six-week Thanksgiving to NYE run. The movies literally any grouping of family and/or friends can go to and enjoy
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Utterly baffling to not give the most Four Quadrants movies possible, which also happen to be good, a solid six-week Thanksgiving to NYE run. The movies literally any grouping of family and/or friends can go to and enjoy
Well I don't hate hearing that
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Well I don't hate hearing that