TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
Writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
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TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
· Oct 13
NO-TELL MOTEL is so back.
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
MIAMI VICE (2006) is correct. There is not more to life than mojitos, fast vehicles and staring into the distance.
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
MIAMI VICE (2006) is correct. There is not more to life than mojitos, fast vehicles and staring into the distance.
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gramma: I only have one request, dear, don’t put that picture of me housing the lettuce in the obituary
reporter: no, no, of course not
reporter: no, no, of course not
The beloved Galapagos tortoise named Gramma, the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years, has died.
Gramma the Galápagos tortoise, oldest resident of San Diego Zoo, dies at about 141
The beloved Galápagos tortoise named Gramma that was the oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo at an estimated 141 years has died. Zoo officials say she died on Nov. 20.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
gramma: I only have one request, dear, don’t put that picture of me housing the lettuce in the obituary
reporter: no, no, of course not
reporter: no, no, of course not
Absolutely rancid vibes today, see you tomorrow
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Absolutely rancid vibes today, see you tomorrow
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This thread is the only good thing online today
It is a beautiful Sunday, I am in Chicago for the first time in years, the Bears are playing at home against Aaron Rodgers (who injured his wrist masturbating recently) and I am going to be doing a walking tour today of Chicago's gangland history. I'm already on the bus so ride with me
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This thread is the only good thing online today
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A classic sign
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
A classic sign
[Cheech Marin's entire monologue on the front steps of the Twitty Twister], Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
[Cheech Marin's entire monologue on the front steps of the Twitty Twister], Charlie Brown
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
ah shit I was just watching BLADE, too. Udo Kier truly top tier
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
ah shit I was just watching BLADE, too. Udo Kier truly top tier
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Me casually rolling the critter ball from Critters 2 at this group, saving the world in a very enjoyable way.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Me casually rolling the critter ball from Critters 2 at this group, saving the world in a very enjoyable way.
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Bro this is in 8 minutes bro. Bro Sweden got some WILD music pivots for you. Bro join us in the chat bro.
Getting tonight's VOID 1680 AM Affiliate show ready! It's the first to be broadcast from Sweden. Cool, right?
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
VOID 1680 AM // H.I..M-5P_11.23.25
Tonight's show comes to us all the way from Sweden. Despite a weak signal, we were able to pick up DJ Angels Purgatory's show - with songs and callers to com...
bannerless.games
November 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Bro this is in 8 minutes bro. Bro Sweden got some WILD music pivots for you. Bro join us in the chat bro.
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My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
Getting tonight's VOID 1680 AM Affiliate show ready! It's the first to be broadcast from Sweden. Cool, right?
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
VOID 1680 AM // H.I..M-5P_11.23.25
Tonight's show comes to us all the way from Sweden. Despite a weak signal, we were able to pick up DJ Angels Purgatory's show - with songs and callers to com...
bannerless.games
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Getting tonight's VOID 1680 AM Affiliate show ready! It's the first to be broadcast from Sweden. Cool, right?
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
See you in just under 4 hours. DJ @angelspurgatory.bsky.social will be taking texts and spinning songs from Anita Ward, Eurythmics, Weathers and more. bannerless.games/void-him
I love early metal music because all the bands felt obligated to make one song where the lyrics are just "we are a metal band who plays metal"
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I love early metal music because all the bands felt obligated to make one song where the lyrics are just "we are a metal band who plays metal"
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
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women say things like "I just want to find a man who can make me laugh" and men will spend ten thousand dollars to make their truck look like an angry face
November 25, 2023 at 8:07 PM
women say things like "I just want to find a man who can make me laugh" and men will spend ten thousand dollars to make their truck look like an angry face
FACT YARD #KnuckTats
IMINT #541 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED)
1. Cosmic Insect Camp
2. Sea of Rasters
3. Fact Yard
1. Cosmic Insect Camp
2. Sea of Rasters
3. Fact Yard
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
FACT YARD #KnuckTats
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
LRT: There is a more-interesting-than-good movie called BROADCAST SIGNAL INTRUSION that's worth a look if you're into that kind of lore
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 PM
LRT: There is a more-interesting-than-good movie called BROADCAST SIGNAL INTRUSION that's worth a look if you're into that kind of lore
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
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Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Isaac Chotiner staring at a list of names right now.
Absolutely every business is going for broke with the emails now but still, having stayed in a few hotels this month, the post-stay emails are like OUT OF CONTROL. It was FINE. There was a BED and WALLS. leave me ALONE
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Absolutely every business is going for broke with the emails now but still, having stayed in a few hotels this month, the post-stay emails are like OUT OF CONTROL. It was FINE. There was a BED and WALLS. leave me ALONE
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WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?