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Robocop (1987)

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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 28m

Are you crazy?

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 59m

Slow down.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 1h

We ain't gonna outrun a cop.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 1h

Move it!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 2h

Come on, speed it up.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 2h

We got a cop on our tail.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 3h

What do you want?!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 3h

Clarence!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 4h

You stupid, stupid asshole!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 4h

It's as good as marked, asshole.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 5h

I had to blow the door!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 5h

You burnt the fucking money!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 6h

What?

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 6h

I don't believe it!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 7h

Shit!

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 7h

Why don't you drive?

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 8h

Well, that's...

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 8h

All units, sector nine...

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 9h

Okay, I get a kick out of it.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 9h

Yeah, well, role models can be very important to a boy.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 10h

You don't want to disappoint him.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 10h

My kid thinks every good cop...

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 11h

Lazer does this whenever he kills a bad guy.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 11h

My son watches this cop show, TJ Lazer.

Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 12h

Pretty fancy moves, Murphy.