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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 8h

I'm trying to picture the world where the very specific way they went about promoting the character could conceivably have drawn an audience of straight men, and I'm afraid even my imagination has its limits.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 8h

Marvel deciding to push Gambit as a headliner in the 90s, only to backtrack and start shitting all over him once they realised the audience the character had attracted was mostly women was sadly predictable, but the question I have is this: exactly what audience did they THINK they were cultivating?

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 11h

There's a palpable division within the "people who unironically use the word 'girlsmell'" community between those whose idea of stink is giving the shower a miss after a brisk workout and those who truly appreciate the Stench.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 11h

I think the worst form of turning one's living space into a showroom is bathrooms where you have to solve a fucking Silent Hill puzzle to find the spare toilet paper rolls. Imagine being so unwilling to let your living space look lived in that people can't know there's toilet paper in the bathroom.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 19h

Since the Kickstarter campaign launched I've bumped into at least a couple of "now funding" roundup posts that have classified "Eat God" as an OSR game, and I'm not gonna lie, I'd be fascinated to know the reasoning there.

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xaosseed @xaosseed.bsky.social · 20h

Inspired by @prokopetz.bsky.social post that on hospitality obligations of the wealthy and "you’re missing an opportunity if you never talk about the Guests" - d30 guests to enliven your noble courts, great houses and wizards manses

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#dnd #diyrpg #ttrpg

d30 Entertainingly Weird Guests

Inspired by @prokopetz making the point that "hospitality was a major part of a wealthy household’s basic social obligations" and "at any gi...

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 21h

Psychoanalysing your dreams by looking up the recurring motifs on TV Tropes.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

Evil wizard attempts to do the "holographic runes orbiting around me to show that I Mean Business" thing, accidentally projects their Tumblr feed into the battlefield.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

As we close out our first week, we're fully funded with two stretch goals down and $2181 CAD / $5000 CAD toward a third. Each extra playset is a ~$5 USD value, so if we hit the third one you'll already be getting twice as much stuff for the basic pledge, and there's plenty of stretch ladder to go!

David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 8d

"Eat God" is live on Kickstarter:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/pen...

Be a blue-furred social justice advocate with detachable limbs, a many-eyed horror with strong opinions about metaphysics, or a jet-powered telepathic crab and stick it to the Man though the power of gratuitous cartoon violence.

Eat God

a tabletop roleplaying game about causing problems on purpose

www.kickstarter.com

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

"This person's actions are self-destructive, and it's unclear how any of this could benefit me, but I'm curious to see where they're going with this" is really the only mindset you can impute to your average soulslike protagonist which renders their actions intelligible, and I love that for them.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

(Heck, sometimes you weren't even five. For years I thought the taciturn kidnapper in Fargo (1996) was played by Bruce Willis. When I picture it I STILL see Bruce Willis. In the film that actually exists, it's of course Peter Stormare; to this day I have no idea what I was getting it confused with!)

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

"People only joke about JRPGs where you kill God at the end because the only JRPGs they've ever played are Final Fantasy games" joke's on you, buddy – I was actually memeing on Baroque (1998).

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

I spent like 15 minutes trying to figure out why my bathroom fan seemed to run more roughly whenever I stood in certain parts the room before realising the rattling wasn't coming from the fan; my cat was tucked away out of sight, and would start purring loudly whenever I walked past her hiding spot.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

"Goncharov" is a fun meme, but I don't understand talking about it like it's conceptually unprecedented when a solid 50% of us have a piece of wholly invented media in our heads that we genuinely remember seeing because we've unwittingly conflated a bunch of unrelated shit we saw when we were five.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

"But Silksong's combat is so much easier than Hollow Knight's" well, yeah, dude – that's what happens when your combat set-pieces actually draw on the same skills and reward the same strategies as your platforming, rather than effectively being two games in a trenchcoat. You get better faster.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

Copyright doctrinaire who doesn't understand how IP works losing their shit over stuff that doesn't actually infringe upon anything versus copyright abolitionist who also doesn't understand how IP works insisting they're sticking it to the Man by doing the thing the first guy is freaking out about.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

$1816 CAD / $5000 CAD as of noon today. I can't be the only one who's excited to see a bunch of muppets pull a Groundhog Day in not-quite-19th-Century-Venice, right?

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

Shout out to the Mountain Goats for reminding us that an awkward pause CAN be a metrical foot if you believe.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 2d

Waking up in the morning to discover like 80% of my Steam library has an update pending and being like "okay, what did the Unity guys fuck up this time?"

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 3d

I think this is a good sign.

A super zoomed in screenshot of the Kickstater project backer counter, reading "666 backers".

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 3d

Like, don't take this is an "all mutual aid posts are scams" thing, because I'm sure MOST such requests are 100% legit, but I've received like four different donation request DMs in the last week from people claiming their kids are "dying of autism", and I'm reasonably sure that's not how it works.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 4d

All questions of pacing aside, you've got to admit that making a bench the reward for the boss with the longest and most hazardous runback in the game is pretty funny.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 4d

We've just passed stretch goal #2 and we're rounding the corner to stretch goal #3: "The Eternal Exhibition" by @austinramsaygames.bsky.social, a scenario in which a grand festival celebrating the latest innovations in art, science, magic, and food has been cursed to repeat the same day, forever.

David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 8d

"Eat God" is live on Kickstarter:

www.kickstarter.com/projects/pen...

Be a blue-furred social justice advocate with detachable limbs, a many-eyed horror with strong opinions about metaphysics, or a jet-powered telepathic crab and stick it to the Man though the power of gratuitous cartoon violence.

Eat God

a tabletop roleplaying game about causing problems on purpose

www.kickstarter.com

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 4d

[2/2] COROLLARY: You don't actually need to write a whole-ass graphic novel to achieve that narrative context. You do need to know what the story *is*, but once you do, you can literally just draw contextless snapshots that raise more questions than they answer and people will fill in the blanks.

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 4d

FACT: Apart from pure recognition factor, one of the major reasons your fanart gets more eyes on it than our OCs is because people are perverts for narrative context, and your OCs don't have any. [1/2]

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