Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Trainee lifeboat crew.
Like Davis, not like Midler.
Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
Like Davis, not like Midler.
Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
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Old lady stretching class is going great. I've renamed it 'Bend and Snap'.
One of the exercises is chucking a ball around while standing on one leg, and naming the counties of Ireland.
They might be Irish but I've been doing my homework and now I'm absolutely smashing those nanas.
One of the exercises is chucking a ball around while standing on one leg, and naming the counties of Ireland.
They might be Irish but I've been doing my homework and now I'm absolutely smashing those nanas.
went to an exercise class for little old ladies and at the end, the instructor said "there is an earlier class that's a bit faster and a bit younger, if you know anyone who might want to join that class instead..." while making eye contact with everyone except me
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Old lady stretching class is going great. I've renamed it 'Bend and Snap'.
One of the exercises is chucking a ball around while standing on one leg, and naming the counties of Ireland.
They might be Irish but I've been doing my homework and now I'm absolutely smashing those nanas.
One of the exercises is chucking a ball around while standing on one leg, and naming the counties of Ireland.
They might be Irish but I've been doing my homework and now I'm absolutely smashing those nanas.
I know my cat is not the shiniest toy in the box, but it was still a surprise to watch him bash his head trying to walk out of a window that's closed.
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I know my cat is not the shiniest toy in the box, but it was still a surprise to watch him bash his head trying to walk out of a window that's closed.
can a person live on flapjack alone?
one woman does the science to find out!
one woman does the science to find out!
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
can a person live on flapjack alone?
one woman does the science to find out!
one woman does the science to find out!
crowds go wild as package arrives in perfectly cat sized box
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
crowds go wild as package arrives in perfectly cat sized box
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I’m just a middle aged dirtbag, baby
June 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I’m just a middle aged dirtbag, baby
'conventional wisdom says I should be dead' i chuckle to myself, plating up another monstrosity of a girl dinner 🤌
November 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
'conventional wisdom says I should be dead' i chuckle to myself, plating up another monstrosity of a girl dinner 🤌
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This could be us but you playin
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This could be us but you playin
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GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
GOD what i wouldn't give for a hot aloof wife to run my life. the more aloof the better, frankly
watching Wheel of Time again.
if there's a million Nynaeve haters, I am one of them. if there's ten Nynaeve haters, I'm the president of the club. if there's no Nynaeve haters, I am dead
if there's a million Nynaeve haters, I am one of them. if there's ten Nynaeve haters, I'm the president of the club. if there's no Nynaeve haters, I am dead
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
watching Wheel of Time again.
if there's a million Nynaeve haters, I am one of them. if there's ten Nynaeve haters, I'm the president of the club. if there's no Nynaeve haters, I am dead
if there's a million Nynaeve haters, I am one of them. if there's ten Nynaeve haters, I'm the president of the club. if there's no Nynaeve haters, I am dead
I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do
old people love being like "I've been desperately trying to reach you!" and it was literally one missed call three weeks ago
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 AM
old people love being like "I've been desperately trying to reach you!" and it was literally one missed call three weeks ago
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"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
July 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
"too many people have main character syndrome" not me. i love being an npc. just idly standing around, watching the birds. oh you going on a quest? can you bring me back something
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
"it's seasoning" she says to no one, sliding the oven tray back in.
October 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
"it's seasoning" she says to no one, sliding the oven tray back in.
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The president's main priority:
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The president's main priority:
this appeared to me in a dream
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
this appeared to me in a dream
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
saw some exquisite Henry Hoover fanart today.
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
saw some exquisite Henry Hoover fanart today.
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Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fiction is important because it’s just not safe to rawdog reality anymore
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As a species it seems that because we’ve missed out on all previous super extinctions we’re determined to get a front row seat at the next one.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
As a species it seems that because we’ve missed out on all previous super extinctions we’re determined to get a front row seat at the next one.
can't believe some people are out there raising real life human children when I struggle with the responsibility of owning a loaf of bread.
October 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
can't believe some people are out there raising real life human children when I struggle with the responsibility of owning a loaf of bread.
made a disappointing Yorkshire pudding and my ego is going to take a whiiile to recover
October 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
made a disappointing Yorkshire pudding and my ego is going to take a whiiile to recover