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Josh Dobbin
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Human, currently being.
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My pinned post: A story I got to tell at a Mark Twain Storytelling event at the Twain House & Museum: youtu.be/PameYRkyh9U?...
Father's Day (Josh Dobbin)
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A barber shop where the simplest haircut you can get is the most likely one they'll do: Occam's Razor Salon
A bakery called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Kneads
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
If you are not following @katiephang.bsky.social's reporting, you're using the internet all wrong. I thought she was the best on MSNBC, but *holy shit*, with the gloves off? She's brilliant & fierce and *knows how to follow a story.*
Trump’s MOTIVES REVEALED as EPSTEIN Files Drop SHOCKING NAMES
YouTube video by Katie Phang
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February 3, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Youth pastor guy just lost me. Joe Biden failed us by appointing Merrick Garland and not prosecuting the Beer Hall Putsch we all saw.

This bullshit is not it.
James Talarico & Jasmine Crockett are running for the same senate seat in Texas, and I want ready to make a call either way, but after watching this video, I'm ready to say that Talarico could be a republican from 10 years ago, and we don't need that in the democrat Senate Caucus today.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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Christopher Nolan should have cast Helen of Troy the way the Greeks would have: by casting the most attractive young man in the company and giving him a really fuckable porcelain mask.

Having a WOMAN play Helen of Troy??? Talk about inaccurate. The Greeks would fucking riot.
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
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ME: Well, when you buy a classified ad they charge by the word
CHOTINER: But you must have known people would find it sad
ME: I mean, I knew it might help make a sale but—
CHOTINER: And to be clear the baby was not dead
ME: He just grew out of them too fast! I didn't intend—
CHOTINER: Fraud?
ME: No!
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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At the same time the Epstein Files are reinforcing how protected sexual abusers really are, Neil Gaiman is using the nightmarish sexual violence allegations against him to market his next book. His DARVO defense is the first selling point. Rape culture is everywhere and unavoidable.
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Hey, @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com : No, you predatory piece of shit, "enough" time had not passed for you to try to make some kind of return. Hell has not yet frozen over, the sky is free from pigs in flight, and you're still a vile rapist narcissist who learned how to write persuasively. Eat shit.
February 3, 2026 at 1:34 AM
hhahahahaha
February 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Um... With these Epstein emails? Apparently "pizza party" WAS a code word for some super-vile shit?
February 2, 2026 at 10:00 PM
jesus fucking christ.
February 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I’ve heard it said that life is a giant run on sentence, and the act of telling stories is in figuring out where to place a set of parentheses, so there’s a shape or an arc of something inside that tells you something important.
February 2, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Woody Allen makes me so sick.
Even the non-incriminating stuff is so creepy.
February 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Somebody who just wears clothes: a vestite.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Remember when Bill DeBlasio killed the Punxatawney Phil rival groundhog, Staten Island Chuck?

This remains one of the funniest things in all of politics to me.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
fuck them and their DELICIOUS DELICIOUS cookies.

I am glad to no longer have the temptation in the house.
A friend recently bought me these Tiny Tates Gluten Free cookies and they're pretty delicious. I googled them to see where I could buy more but instead this popped up.

Gross. Evil.

I'll find another sweet treat.

ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Tate’s Bake Shop Workers Allegedly Threatened With Deportation Due to Unionization Efforts
Plus, NYC restaurateurs eagerly look forward to next boost of federal aid — and more intel
ny.eater.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Are there any other movies besides FREAKY FRIDAY and GROUNDHOG DAY that have become legitimate genres unto themselves, like where it's just ok now to write and make a "body swap magic" story or "time resets after each death" story?

Those are the 2 that I can think of. But there must be others.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Since posting this dumb joke, I have learned from @jesszafarris.bsky.social & @robwords.bsky.social 's WORDS UNRAVELLED show that the two words are etymologically identical.
someone who spreads upper-respiratory viruses via meet-ups through network-of-user websites: a social media influenza

(i am so sorry)
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
this is who runs this account, part the IVth
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE ORCHESTRAL MANEUVERS IN THE DARK— is that anything?
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Reposted by Josh Dobbin
He destroys everything he puts his name on, it’s like the Kiss of Death.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I AM CURRENTLY AT A VERY LOUD ROLLER SKATING RINK THAT IS BLASTING BAD BUNNY & CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO: Does he actually shit so loudly that it can be heard? Is this his ZaproPooper Tape?
From the videos community on Reddit: Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.
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February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
The motherfucker who killed USAID and starved a million children to death & millions more to preventable disease, who begged to go to Pedo Island, is claiming to be the "protector of children?" He needs to go like Mussolini did, in the city fucking square.
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Reposted by Josh Dobbin
So an ice agent scans your face. Then suddenly your global entry and pre-check clearance which enables you to travel about and in and out of the country suddenly gets revoked. Welcome to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans
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1/30/26
TikTok video by MeidasTouch
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February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
This is who runs this account, part III
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
this is who runs this account, part 2
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM