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Father's Day (Josh Dobbin)
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My pinned post: A story I got to tell at a Mark Twain Storytelling event at the Twain House & Museum: youtu.be/PameYRkyh9U?...
Somebody who just wears clothes: a vestite.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Somebody who just wears clothes: a vestite.
Remember when Bill DeBlasio killed the Punxatawney Phil rival groundhog, Staten Island Chuck?
This remains one of the funniest things in all of politics to me.
This remains one of the funniest things in all of politics to me.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Remember when Bill DeBlasio killed the Punxatawney Phil rival groundhog, Staten Island Chuck?
This remains one of the funniest things in all of politics to me.
This remains one of the funniest things in all of politics to me.
fuck them and their DELICIOUS DELICIOUS cookies.
I am glad to no longer have the temptation in the house.
I am glad to no longer have the temptation in the house.
A friend recently bought me these Tiny Tates Gluten Free cookies and they're pretty delicious. I googled them to see where I could buy more but instead this popped up.
Gross. Evil.
I'll find another sweet treat.
ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Gross. Evil.
I'll find another sweet treat.
ny.eater.com/2021/3/12/22...
Tate’s Bake Shop Workers Allegedly Threatened With Deportation Due to Unionization Efforts
Plus, NYC restaurateurs eagerly look forward to next boost of federal aid — and more intel
ny.eater.com
February 2, 2026 at 1:09 PM
fuck them and their DELICIOUS DELICIOUS cookies.
I am glad to no longer have the temptation in the house.
I am glad to no longer have the temptation in the house.
Are there any other movies besides FREAKY FRIDAY and GROUNDHOG DAY that have become legitimate genres unto themselves, like where it's just ok now to write and make a "body swap magic" story or "time resets after each death" story?
Those are the 2 that I can think of. But there must be others.
Those are the 2 that I can think of. But there must be others.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Are there any other movies besides FREAKY FRIDAY and GROUNDHOG DAY that have become legitimate genres unto themselves, like where it's just ok now to write and make a "body swap magic" story or "time resets after each death" story?
Those are the 2 that I can think of. But there must be others.
Those are the 2 that I can think of. But there must be others.
Since posting this dumb joke, I have learned from @jesszafarris.bsky.social & @robwords.bsky.social 's WORDS UNRAVELLED show that the two words are etymologically identical.
someone who spreads upper-respiratory viruses via meet-ups through network-of-user websites: a social media influenza
(i am so sorry)
(i am so sorry)
February 2, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Since posting this dumb joke, I have learned from @jesszafarris.bsky.social & @robwords.bsky.social 's WORDS UNRAVELLED show that the two words are etymologically identical.
this is who runs this account, part the IVth
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
this is who runs this account, part the IVth
SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE ORCHESTRAL MANEUVERS IN THE DARK— is that anything?
February 2, 2026 at 1:56 AM
SPIDER-MAN: TURN OFF THE ORCHESTRAL MANEUVERS IN THE DARK— is that anything?
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He destroys everything he puts his name on, it’s like the Kiss of Death.
Trump: "I have determined that the fastest way to bring The Trump Kennedy Center to the highest level of Success, Beauty, and Grandeur, is to cease Entertainment Operations for an approximately two year period of time, with a scheduled Grand Reopening that will rival and surpass anything."
February 2, 2026 at 12:44 AM
He destroys everything he puts his name on, it’s like the Kiss of Death.
I AM CURRENTLY AT A VERY LOUD ROLLER SKATING RINK THAT IS BLASTING BAD BUNNY & CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO: Does he actually shit so loudly that it can be heard? Is this his ZaproPooper Tape?
From the videos community on Reddit: Trump audibly shits himself on TV, immediately ends press conference.
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February 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I AM CURRENTLY AT A VERY LOUD ROLLER SKATING RINK THAT IS BLASTING BAD BUNNY & CAN'T LISTEN TO THIS VIDEO: Does he actually shit so loudly that it can be heard? Is this his ZaproPooper Tape?
The motherfucker who killed USAID and starved a million children to death & millions more to preventable disease, who begged to go to Pedo Island, is claiming to be the "protector of children?" He needs to go like Mussolini did, in the city fucking square.
February 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
The motherfucker who killed USAID and starved a million children to death & millions more to preventable disease, who begged to go to Pedo Island, is claiming to be the "protector of children?" He needs to go like Mussolini did, in the city fucking square.
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So an ice agent scans your face. Then suddenly your global entry and pre-check clearance which enables you to travel about and in and out of the country suddenly gets revoked. Welcome to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans
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1/30/26
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February 1, 2026 at 10:07 PM
So an ice agent scans your face. Then suddenly your global entry and pre-check clearance which enables you to travel about and in and out of the country suddenly gets revoked. Welcome to the Union of Soviet Socialist Republicans
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8mbXbJ8/
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8mbXbJ8/
This is who runs this account, part III
February 1, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This is who runs this account, part III
this is who runs this account, part 2
February 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
this is who runs this account, part 2
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The murderous cowardly sacks of shit have names now. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez. They shot Alex Pretti 11 times while he was unarmed and subdued.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:29 PM
The murderous cowardly sacks of shit have names now. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez. They shot Alex Pretti 11 times while he was unarmed and subdued.
I dislike talking about stuff I dislike that others like, as it seems needlessly confrontational. This is just a matter of personal taste; you can like whatchalike. That said:
1.Genesis(both versions)
2.Beach Boys
3.John Mayer
4.Fleetwood Mac
5.Jackson Browne
1.Genesis(both versions)
2.Beach Boys
3.John Mayer
4.Fleetwood Mac
5.Jackson Browne
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. U2
2. R.E.M.
3. Megadeth
4. Imagine Dragons
5. Kiss
1. U2
2. R.E.M.
3. Megadeth
4. Imagine Dragons
5. Kiss
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
1. Blink 182
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Panic At The Disco
4. I Hate Billy Joel So Much
5. That I Will List Billy Joel Twice
February 1, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I dislike talking about stuff I dislike that others like, as it seems needlessly confrontational. This is just a matter of personal taste; you can like whatchalike. That said:
1.Genesis(both versions)
2.Beach Boys
3.John Mayer
4.Fleetwood Mac
5.Jackson Browne
1.Genesis(both versions)
2.Beach Boys
3.John Mayer
4.Fleetwood Mac
5.Jackson Browne
the one good thing this putz ever did was father this amazing daughter. So of course he disowns her and calls her a mind virus.
February 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
the one good thing this putz ever did was father this amazing daughter. So of course he disowns her and calls her a mind virus.
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The president is in the Epstein files 13,000 times.
CNN: BuT wHAt aBoUt PAsT PrEsIDeNtS
CNN: BuT wHAt aBoUt PAsT PrEsIDeNtS
February 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The president is in the Epstein files 13,000 times.
CNN: BuT wHAt aBoUt PAsT PrEsIDeNtS
CNN: BuT wHAt aBoUt PAsT PrEsIDeNtS
HARRY POTTER AND THE ISLE OF PEDOS
JK Rowling's team invited Jeffery Epstein to the deathly hallows play and to a Harry potter dinner.
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov
February 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
HARRY POTTER AND THE ISLE OF PEDOS
this is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
this is who runs this account
There were sitcom jokes about rockstars and underage girls. Half of Aerosmith's songs and a shit-ton of other bands have at least 2 or 3 songs about sleeping with 15 year olds. It was always gross.
It's hard to overstate how NORMAL it was to sexualize teen girls when I was growing up.
"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.
Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.
"Jailbait" jokes were everywhere, I was constantly sexually harassed by men in cars when walking to school in 6th grade.
Epstein is of an cohort where it was GENERALLY maybe a little edgy but not extreme.
I need people to understand that it’s not just Epstein, it’s the entire rape culture that existed before and after him at every socioeconomic level. That’s why Epstein, who I’ve never thought was particularly smart or interesting, was able to pull this all off—he recognized how abuse functions
February 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
There were sitcom jokes about rockstars and underage girls. Half of Aerosmith's songs and a shit-ton of other bands have at least 2 or 3 songs about sleeping with 15 year olds. It was always gross.
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
An 1991 unsold pilot written by Conan O'Brien & Robert Smigel, starring Adam West.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Lookwell! Unsold Pilot1991
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February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
An 1991 unsold pilot written by Conan O'Brien & Robert Smigel, starring Adam West.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
In a summer camp newspaper, 14 year old me wrote a eulogy for Wendy's commercial-star Clara Peller:
"And perhaps in the all-embracing bosom of Death,she will have finally found the beef.
But now, a burning new question: "Where's the wreath?"
I was a latch-key kid raised on MAD MAGAZINE.
"And perhaps in the all-embracing bosom of Death,she will have finally found the beef.
But now, a burning new question: "Where's the wreath?"
I was a latch-key kid raised on MAD MAGAZINE.
February 1, 2026 at 3:18 PM
In a summer camp newspaper, 14 year old me wrote a eulogy for Wendy's commercial-star Clara Peller:
"And perhaps in the all-embracing bosom of Death,she will have finally found the beef.
But now, a burning new question: "Where's the wreath?"
I was a latch-key kid raised on MAD MAGAZINE.
"And perhaps in the all-embracing bosom of Death,she will have finally found the beef.
But now, a burning new question: "Where's the wreath?"
I was a latch-key kid raised on MAD MAGAZINE.
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People in the Arts Use Public Domain Materials for Something Other Than "Thing That Was Cute -- now it's SCARY!" Challenge
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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