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@jeffw.bsky.social

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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui No DMs!… ('cause I can't access them 🤷‍♂️) https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · May 11

- "I love Beyoncé...

- Whatever floats your boat mate.

- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.

- ..."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

I hate nonsense and stereotypes, which is SO Sagittarius

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Good save there 😁

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Ramen AND beautiful people sounds like a great lunch break

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

That, and fake quotes!
"Fake quotes are the refuge of the dimwitted" as Groucho Marx used to say

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

I hate nonsense and stereotypes, which is SO Sagittarius

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

nice!

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Have you tried Thread? You'd probably get some traction… then they'll ask you to tone it down

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

#traitors

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Well, the American political reply guys are going to go BERSERK at all the Traitors #traitors posts

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[spills soup down my front]
Dry cleaner: I see

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

As it is my French prerogative, today, I'll be chalant. Superchalant. UBERchalant even.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Well, that comes as a complete surprise 😑

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Oh no. Sorry guys, I left all my funny in my other pants.

… which, as statement goes, is somehow way funnier in the UK.

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 2d

Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

… shortly followed by "What's the Sun?"

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3d

it's called a fleshlight because jack-o-lantern was taken

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Take all my money!!

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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 3d

Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown

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Gabby HC, but a ghost, hiding in a corner @scriblit.bsky.social · 3d

This website would genuinely be so much better if there was a special Discover tab for Americans that only show them posts by other Americans so the rest of us stop getting aggro from their most brain fried centrists who seem genuinely bewildered by context and angry that other places exist

Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry folks we're not allowed talk about politics in our respective countries because america is in bits or something

Natasha from America's Next Top Model telling someone offscreen "I just wanna tell you that some people have war in their countries"

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

You are perfectly entitled to feel down, especially when life tries to kick your resilience repeatedly, AND to share it on here, guilt free. This doesn't minimise your superhero and pillar of community status, you magnificent man.
The assassins will never get you.
x ❤️

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

That's how we serve them in France

8 dates, the fruit, on a tiny branch that could look like a string if you squint

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

As it is my French prerogative, today, I'll be chalant. Superchalant. UBERchalant even.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

It's the gallic way *shrugs nonchalantly some more*

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

Well, she has to learn: We are not a cure. Nor a disease though, but a secret third thing

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

Take it from a French man: Most definitely not

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