Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
· May 11
- "I love Beyoncé...
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
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I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
You should totally buy this calendar and the Superman & Krypto/Calvin & Hobbes crossover is the COOLEST thing EVER!
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You should totally buy this calendar and the Superman & Krypto/Calvin & Hobbes crossover is the COOLEST thing EVER!
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Nothing says "Thanksgiving" quite like turkey fisting!
When you know, you know.
When you know, you know.
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nothing says "Thanksgiving" quite like turkey fisting!
When you know, you know.
When you know, you know.
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
"Get out there!" and "Go and get them!" my wife always says… on garbage day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"Get out there!" and "Go and get them!" my wife always says… on garbage day.
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Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
September 20, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
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Doctor: You really shouldn't call it the "deadline" you know. It gives some sort a bad connotation.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
May 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Doctor: You really shouldn't call it the "deadline" you know. It gives some sort a bad connotation.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
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Girl [sheltering from torrential rain]: What are you doing?! *giggles* You're crazy!
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
May 28, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Girl [sheltering from torrential rain]: What are you doing?! *giggles* You're crazy!
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
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Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Cards
HappyToast original cards.
happytoast.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
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As it's #DoctorWhoDay here's a Private Eye @privateeyenews.bsky.social cartoon of mine that appeared earlier in the year.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
As it's #DoctorWhoDay here's a Private Eye @privateeyenews.bsky.social cartoon of mine that appeared earlier in the year.
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Ok y'all I'm going to saw myself in half. Now watch closely bc i can only do this once
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ok y'all I'm going to saw myself in half. Now watch closely bc i can only do this once
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Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
"while not Olympian" is my new favourite phrase
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"while not Olympian" is my new favourite phrase
I don't want to go all technical and bore you with scientific words, but the weather has gone to shit.
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I don't want to go all technical and bore you with scientific words, but the weather has gone to shit.
Available in different styles and colours ': www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/My...
"My Meeting T-shirt: The OG One" Classic T-Shirt for Sale by Jeffw
A self explanatory design, ideal for all your"professional" meetings • Millions of unique designs by independent artists. Find your thing.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Available in different styles and colours ': www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/My...
I heard that once he invented the soapbox car the guy had a miserable life.
It was all downhill after that.
It was all downhill after that.
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I heard that once he invented the soapbox car the guy had a miserable life.
It was all downhill after that.
It was all downhill after that.
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You're so Venn.
You probably think this diagram is about you
You probably think this diagram is about you
November 22, 2023 at 11:20 AM
You're so Venn.
You probably think this diagram is about you
You probably think this diagram is about you
Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
We've either been invaded by bots over night or someone put me in a starter-pack. Who was it you guys?! 😁
November 18, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We've either been invaded by bots over night or someone put me in a starter-pack. Who was it you guys?! 😁
No, I am not AI powered.
If anything, I am not powered at all!
If anything, I am not powered at all!
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
No, I am not AI powered.
If anything, I am not powered at all!
If anything, I am not powered at all!
I asked for a nice travel mug and a new cardigan for my birthday.
Still punk AF!
Still punk AF!
November 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I asked for a nice travel mug and a new cardigan for my birthday.
Still punk AF!
Still punk AF!
Downward spiral, but with skates ON!
November 16, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Downward spiral, but with skates ON!
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Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Way to go! 🔥👍💯❤️👏
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli
This 14-year-old girl hands Megyn Kelly her ass for her utterly disgusting minimization of child sexual abuse.
You go girl! #cdnpoli