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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️
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Display an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

It changed EVERYTHING
The 1991 album cover for Nevermind by Nirvana. A naked baby swims underwater in a pool, reaching toward a US dollar bill hooked on a fishing line. The water has a light blue, hazy look, and the title "Nevermind" is in the bottom right corner in a wavy font, underneath the band name.
February 15, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Well, you could have fooled me…
A picture of a wall radiator with a note taped next to it that reads "This is not the radiator - Don't turn off"
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Yourself, but as a cartoon
Me, as a cartoon character, drawn by me. A middle age slightly overweight man wearing upturned jeans, a shirt with rolled up sleeves and a waistcoat. Complete with beard and glasses. Basically, an aging hipster. The drawing is black and white on a molten red orange background. The word "boom" features in the bottom left corner, as a reference in joke to one of my older post.
January 29, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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If you see this, post your painting/drawing of a dragon

… "stylistically consistent" you say? 😁
Three frame cartoon of a family of dragons celebrating a birthday. The child dragon accidentally incinerates his parents "cartoon style" while trying to blow his candle on the cake. The only text visible reads Happy Birthday. I drew this when I was 13 or 14, last century. Last millennium even! A distressed Welsh flag - background horizontally divided in two half, white at the top and green at the bottom, with a red dragon in the foreground centre. The dragon has been digitally reworked to now "flip the birdie" A Welsh red dragon - watercolour and ink - drawn in the Quentin Blake style (as if I even came close) blowing on a Roald Dahl mug of tea. This was originally produced to promote the mugs that featured a proper Quentin Blake illustration and a Dahl quote in Welsh language
January 22, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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"I once gave my Nobel Peace Prize to a man who was about to start a war with his European allies by invading Greenland"
Bob Mortimer reading a card on the set of the BBC game show "Would I Lie to You?"
January 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Misfits of Science will return in Avengers: Doomsday
A promo pic for the short lived mid 80s TV series Misfits of Science, featuring the five main characters (?) I could describe them physically but it would be a very little interest to anyone The one at the bottom left corner is a young Courtney Cox though
January 7, 2026 at 9:34 AM
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He snowed a bit here too
An idiot, me, his beard and thick wooly cardigan half caked in snow, taking a selfie walking on a snowy road, in a wintery landscape
January 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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New PJs for my birthday.
Still street af though
#Bluey
#Bandit
#dadlife
A white T-shirt featuring a blue dog, Bandit, from the Australian children cartoon series Bluey, dancing above the hashtag #dadlife
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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FIVE! One, Two, Three, Four, FIVE! Ah-ah-ah!
A photo of a vampire like muppet, Count von Count, of Sesame Street fame
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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How To Fight The Christmas Blues: the Venn diagram
A Venn diagram consisting of two circles, one shaped like a Christmas pudding. The first circle has the label "Brandy Sauce," the second has "Solution to Christmas blues" and their intersection (represented by the icing/sauce on the pudding) just says "Brandy"
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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IT'S THIS TIME OF THE YEAR!
Better put your sprouts on the boil if you want them to be ready in time for Christmas.
Here's an easy chart to help you
A pie chart made of a sprout graduated like a clock with different shades of green labelled Raw, Undercooked, Overcooked and Inedible Fart Mush There's also a pink one labelled Perfect, but no pink can be seen on the actual pie chart
December 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Oh yeah?
Look, I'll take a random picture of the room, let's say, the shelf directly on my left
A lot of graphic novels and comic books
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Our A-Team
The cast of the British comedy classic Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Our Star Trek
The cast of the British sitcom Red Dwarf. In order, the characters Cat, Rimmer, Lister and Kryten
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Our Friends
The cast of the British sitcom Spaced
December 11, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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A reddish brown Yankee Candle called Regurgitated Kebab
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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Yeah, but on the other hand…
A winking cartoon dog - Dogtanian, from the 80s kid's animated series Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds - wearing red floppy boots, a red top and a large red hat with a yellow feather/plume. He's holding a sword. His testicles are on show.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Me too crème fraîche. Me too.
The lid of a crème fraîche pot that reads "HALF FAT - Crème Fraiche"
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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My 2025

How it started vs. How it’s going
A young and pristine Peter Falk, as inspector Columbo An older and disheveled Peter Falk, still as Columbo, who looks like he has been hoisted by his own petard, Looney Tunes style
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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👍🏻
A blue poster, for Soylent Green It reads: It's PEOPLE!… Best Loved Biscuit
November 9, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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a green exit sign with a stick figure running out to a door escaping from giant tentacles
November 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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CONGRATULATIONS!
A eight tiers wedding "cake" made of different cheese wheels
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Totally forgot to promote one of my T-shirt perfect for Halloween…
I'm an idiot
A beige T-shirt with a mock version of the Converse logo reading "convent all star" The star is inverted
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
The blue fluffy family - three young ball like kids, two adult (?) parents and a teenager with headphones on, all squished together on a brown sofa - of the new British Gas campaign
October 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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No idea what's wrong with my corgi tonight. She's not herself.
A big cushion like squishy plush-toy, supposedly a ginger corgi, on the sofa next to me
October 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM