Fun Sized Shawn
@cmejam.bsky.social
Smell this and tell me if it’s still good.
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Another Linda timeline cleanse
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Another Linda timeline cleanse
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Okay, I finally sat down and wrote this for y'all. Please keep each other safe out there!
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My "What You Need To Know About Tear Gas" thread:
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
First, tear gas is a particulate, not an actual vapor or gas. In some cases, this means you can get some of the tear gas off your clothes by standing in a stiff breeze or strong fan.
January 11, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Okay, I finally sat down and wrote this for y'all. Please keep each other safe out there!
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It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
January 29, 2026 at 12:12 AM
It’s the 1990s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see at Ruby Ridge and Waco reflect entrenched practices of law enforcement.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
It’s the 2000s. I’m trying to explain many abuses we see under the PATRIOT ACT reflect entrenched practices of American law enforcement.
It’s 2025. Guess the fuck what.
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This is, quite frankly, complete bullshit. I’ve received more criticism, harassment, and — at one point — calls for my death in the past six months of criticizing this administration than I did in an entire FBI career of investigations, operations, and arrests. And I never wore a goddamn mask.
Tillis says he opposes ICE being barred from wearing masks: "I've seen people dox me. I've seen people take pictures and identify law enforcement officers and then put their families at risk. So, I think that's a step too far."
January 28, 2026 at 11:45 PM
This is, quite frankly, complete bullshit. I’ve received more criticism, harassment, and — at one point — calls for my death in the past six months of criticizing this administration than I did in an entire FBI career of investigations, operations, and arrests. And I never wore a goddamn mask.
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of course I PERSONALLY always bet on the seahawks. GO HAWKS
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 PM
of course I PERSONALLY always bet on the seahawks. GO HAWKS
Extremely cool!
Small bit of trivia: the Dallas PBS station manager who approved buying/converting the Monty Python tapes, which essentially led to their movie career because it was so well received in America via the PBS underground, was Robert Wilson (father of Owen, Luke, and Future Man Wilson)
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Extremely cool!
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Hey y'all! While the fight in Minnesota is FAR from over, I have been keeping an eye on Maine as well. I connected with the awesome folks over at No ICE for ME and got some links to share!
The biggest one is the Maine Solidarity Fund. They are doing EVERYTHING right now. We just sent them $1000.
The biggest one is the Maine Solidarity Fund. They are doing EVERYTHING right now. We just sent them $1000.
Maine Solidarity Fund
When Our Neighbors are Under Attack, We Stand TogetherRight now, immigrant and Trans Mainers are facing unprecedented threats to their safety, dignity, and basic rights. Families are afraid to leave t...
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January 27, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hey y'all! While the fight in Minnesota is FAR from over, I have been keeping an eye on Maine as well. I connected with the awesome folks over at No ICE for ME and got some links to share!
The biggest one is the Maine Solidarity Fund. They are doing EVERYTHING right now. We just sent them $1000.
The biggest one is the Maine Solidarity Fund. They are doing EVERYTHING right now. We just sent them $1000.
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This is a pet peeve for me, but I do get the anger about “why isn’t the media doing this or that.” It has either been captured by ghouls or is gone. I am begging people to let go of the idea of news industry or media you had when you were younger. let’s all adapt pls: www.moryan.com/on-the-firin...
On the firing of Alan Sepinwall, the scary place we're in, and attempting to de-stupid the media
The past decade or two has not been a good one for members of the media. And it keeps getting worse on a lot of fronts. Cultural coverage in particular has been stomped pretty thoroughly, in dribs and...
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January 26, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is a pet peeve for me, but I do get the anger about “why isn’t the media doing this or that.” It has either been captured by ghouls or is gone. I am begging people to let go of the idea of news industry or media you had when you were younger. let’s all adapt pls: www.moryan.com/on-the-firin...
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I know some Americans like to take the piss out of British teeth, but can I just say, perfect teeth can be just as icky when everything else in the face is fucked due to eating shit? Just look at Trump. It's like they've put grandad's dentures in a rotting pumpkin.
January 27, 2026 at 11:01 AM
I know some Americans like to take the piss out of British teeth, but can I just say, perfect teeth can be just as icky when everything else in the face is fucked due to eating shit? Just look at Trump. It's like they've put grandad's dentures in a rotting pumpkin.
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idk why but this is what i felt compelled to make tonight
January 27, 2026 at 3:38 AM
idk why but this is what i felt compelled to make tonight
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(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
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Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:51 AM
(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star)
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
Does this look like a big laser to anyone else
At this point, nothing less than Steven Miller’s absolute annihilation by deep orbit will do.
January 27, 2026 at 1:07 AM
At this point, nothing less than Steven Miller’s absolute annihilation by deep orbit will do.
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BILL KRISTOL: Dems should immediately go on the offensive.
CHUCK SCHUMER: *loud farting noises*
CHUCK SCHUMER: *loud farting noises*
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
BILL KRISTOL: Dems should immediately go on the offensive.
CHUCK SCHUMER: *loud farting noises*
CHUCK SCHUMER: *loud farting noises*
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They're retreating?
Advance!
Advance!
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
They're retreating?
Advance!
Advance!
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The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
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RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
June 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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Footage of Bovino fleeing Minneapolis
January 26, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Footage of Bovino fleeing Minneapolis
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they are currently looking for a toy motorcycle and a ping-pong ball that can be cut into a helmet
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino and some agents are expected to leave Minneapolis tomorrow, AP source says.
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 PM
they are currently looking for a toy motorcycle and a ping-pong ball that can be cut into a helmet
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It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
January 26, 2026 at 9:50 PM
It is being reported that Greg Bovino has been trampled by a medium-sized dog, he is said to be recuperating in an American Girl-branded doll bed
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bovino got bounced cause he's not tall enough to ride minnesota
January 26, 2026 at 9:22 PM
bovino got bounced cause he's not tall enough to ride minnesota
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bovino had to leave mpls because he couldn't see over the snow banks because he's 5'1"
bovino got bounced cause he's not tall enough to ride minnesota
January 26, 2026 at 9:45 PM
bovino had to leave mpls because he couldn't see over the snow banks because he's 5'1"
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hearing from a trusted source that in the next hour or so, Greg Bovino will climb up onto a spoon, put on tiny little goggles and a scarf, and be flicked in the general direction of his home
January 26, 2026 at 9:41 PM
hearing from a trusted source that in the next hour or so, Greg Bovino will climb up onto a spoon, put on tiny little goggles and a scarf, and be flicked in the general direction of his home
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National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
January 26, 2026 at 9:20 PM
National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
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I'm getting reports that Greg Bovino has placed a crisp dollar on a toothpick and is now sailing out of town on a leaf
National outlets reporting that a gull grabbed one of Greg Bovino’s french fries and he was carried off when he refused to let go
January 26, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I'm getting reports that Greg Bovino has placed a crisp dollar on a toothpick and is now sailing out of town on a leaf