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Dan Pasternack @danpasternack.bsky.social · 10h

October 11, 2025 is a milestone in comedy history. Not only is it the 50th anniversary of the 1st SNL, today is also the final new Dr. Demento show. After 55 years, Barret Hansen is hanging up his top hat. Please go to drdemento.com to hear his all time demented top 40 countdown special.

Dr. Demento

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 21h

New baseball rule: after the 14th inning, no gloves.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 1d

I’m collecting cease fires … I just need 3 more to complete my set.

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 1d

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 2d

Yes

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d

Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile debuts tonight on The Onion's YouTube channel at 7 p.m. ET.

Finally somebody will release some dang Epstein Files if you know what I'm sayin'!!!

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Reidly @reidly.bsky.social · 3d

Big Mike heads (bmhead) are losing their minds. Grok should sue Orkin as well as Sizzler. Justice for Mike

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Life Must Goon @lifemustgoon.bsky.social · 3d

Mr. @timheidecker.bsky.social please cancel all future guest appearances of Gregg (FRAUD) Turkington and replace him with Big Mike. The People have spoken!

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 3d

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'Roofman' and 'Kiss of the Spider Woman' - HEI Network

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 3d

#WarRavagedPortland

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 3d

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 4d

The best part of my week. @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @markproksch.bsky.social

6. Jerry Lee (Part Two)

The Endless Threads of Gregg, Mark and Tim

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Lukas @lukasdrawsart.bsky.social · 4d

be happy, be healthy, be HEI! @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

Cartoon Tim Heidecker after taking Rio-Jenesis Warp 10

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking News isn't teased like this. it happens and reported on in real time. Perhaps you have a "big announcement" (unlikely to be interesting) but it's really really disingenuous to classify it as "Breaking News"

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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 4d

Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 5d

MAGA BLAKE BLOWS IT AGAIN

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 5d

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 6d

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 8d

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 8d

what an interesting artical!
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BREAKING HEATH NEWS: RIO GERNASIS CURES ALL! - HEI Network

by New Heidecker The following is an interesting article I wrote if you are concerned about your own health and well bing. Some Miracals do come true. When I found the answer to the question I Was ask...

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 8d

link to heinetwork.tv dave! :)

HEI Network - On Cinema at the Cinema

The Official Home of On Cinema at the Cinema

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 8d

The World is ending soon, stop fucking around and tell everyone you know about the new season of On CInema Streaming now on heinetwork.tv

HEI Network - On Cinema at the Cinema

The Official Home of On Cinema at the Cinema

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 9d

I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week

Bloomberg Opinion @opinion.bloomberg.com · 9d

Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role

Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood

The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 9d

Imagine saying this with zero irony.

Headline from Variety with a quote from Dave Chappelle while performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival “It’s easier to talk in Saudi Arabia than it is in America”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 10d

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

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