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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 3h

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'Roofman' and 'Kiss of the Spider Woman' - HEI Network

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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 6h

#WarRavagedPortland

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 4h

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 20h

The best part of my week. @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @markproksch.bsky.social

6. Jerry Lee (Part Two)

The Endless Threads of Gregg, Mark and Tim

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Lukas @lukasdrawsart.bsky.social · 20h

be happy, be healthy, be HEI! @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

Cartoon Tim Heidecker after taking Rio-Jenesis Warp 10

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking News isn't teased like this. it happens and reported on in real time. Perhaps you have a "big announcement" (unlikely to be interesting) but it's really really disingenuous to classify it as "Breaking News"

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Real Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 1d

Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 1d

MAGA BLAKE BLOWS IT AGAIN

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Decoding Fox News @decodingfoxnews.bsky.social · 2d

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2d

We must now start calling this what it is: Trump’s Invasion. It started with federal agents, it will soon include deploying federalized members of the Illinois National Guard against our wishes, and it will now involve sending in another state’s military troops.

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Shawn @shawnhils.bsky.social · 5d

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 5d

what an interesting artical!
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BREAKING HEATH NEWS: RIO GERNASIS CURES ALL! - HEI Network

by New Heidecker The following is an interesting article I wrote if you are concerned about your own health and well bing. Some Miracals do come true. When I found the answer to the question I Was ask...

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 5d

link to heinetwork.tv dave! :)

HEI Network - On Cinema at the Cinema

The Official Home of On Cinema at the Cinema

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 5d

The World is ending soon, stop fucking around and tell everyone you know about the new season of On CInema Streaming now on heinetwork.tv

HEI Network - On Cinema at the Cinema

The Official Home of On Cinema at the Cinema

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 5d

I need to know who put the money up for all this media placement of a non story this week

Bloomberg Opinion @opinion.bloomberg.com · 5d

Tilly Norwood raises the question of who will be the first to win an Oscar for best AI in a leading role

Tilly Norwood Is Expensive, Even for Hollywood

The “synthetic actress” may be cheaper to cast than Leonardo DiCaprio, but AI’s footprint carries major economic and environmental costs.

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Adam McKay @ghostpanther.bsky.social · 5d

Imagine saying this with zero irony.

Headline from Variety with a quote from Dave Chappelle while performing at Riyadh Comedy Festival “It’s easier to talk in Saudi Arabia than it is in America”

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

The Sora AI thing is proof of something very important: The technology itself is useless without the ability to use the likenesses of real, living, unpredictable people, and the art they create. And the only way to get those likenesses or that art is to summarily steal it.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7d

Tomorrow: From The Onion and Global Tetrahedron, this is Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.

Buy tickets at theonion.com/badpedophile.

Bad Pedophile

America's Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary. Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile su...

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 6d

on cinema LIVE coming next year!

On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 7d

On Cinema LIVE the "Certified Five Bags of Popcorn Tour" is coming 2026!

Experience True Movie Expertise with Gregg Turkington, and Health and Body Improvements from Dr. New Heidecker. Join us for an evening of movie information and alternative education and transform your life.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 7d

S16 BEGINS www.heinetwork.tv/on-cinema-at...

'The Strangers: Chapter 2' and 'Gabby's Dollhouse: The Movie' - HEI Network

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On Cinema at the Cinema @oncinema.bsky.social · 7d

It is Season 16 eve.

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Lukas @lukasdrawsart.bsky.social · 7d

on cinema tomorrow!! 🍿 did you know that elvis is the only person to turn down john wayne to be in their movie? @oncinema.bsky.social @timheidecker.bsky.social

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DaysAhead❔🌌@ ClipseObsur @kendricklamario.bsky.social · 7d

working autoplay has got me hei off joy. looking forward to digging through the new page.

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 7d

we now have that!

try it out!

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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 7d

Very proud of our team for putting all of their blood sweat and tears into this update. Still some little bugs to work out and the app is coming very soon so stick with us!! “New” season starts tomorrow and it’s prime Hei…
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