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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 1d

The best part of my week. @timheidecker.bsky.social @vfa-expert.bsky.social @markproksch.bsky.social

6. Jerry Lee (Part Two)

The Endless Threads of Gregg, Mark and Tim

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 1d

Great I have three months to prepare to not give a shit

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 2d

I always imagined my TNG figures were in a Konami 4-player arcade beat-em-up, despite knowing even at that age that it flew in the face of the whole point of Star Trek.

Picard had a phaser, Worf his bat'leth, Data barehanded because he's strong, and Riker with his trombone.

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 6d

Just the hair carrying off those toxins

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 6d

Age is just a number, Phil!

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 6d

Phil, when you were 57 (in 2008), did you consider yourself to be "midlife?"

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 7d

Find more joy in life my friend. My best to you. Good luck!

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 7d

My theory is that he was killed by the guy who shot him with a gun.

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 10d

Maximum suey eyes

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 10d

I refuse to believe this

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 15d

He has the eyes of the withered old man who whispers one last, haunted warning to the protagonist before dying

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 15d

I can't believe the "Ruin Johnson" crowd made it to Bluesky.

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 15d

Did a gay porn DVD cover guy do some freelancing?

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 18d

Thomas Lennon told a story about being cut off by your nemesis, Colin Farrell. He yelled at Colin, but was immediately disarmed by looks, charm, and the best smelling man he’d ever encountered.

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 20d

To this day his loser acolytes will occasionally call into Office Hours Live to bitch about this 9-year-old cancellation (that Tim Heidecker had nothing to do with)

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 22d

Ted Gooz

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 22d

I wouldn’t hire Ted Cruz to paint my ball sack.

That being said, can someone suggest a good painter for my ball sack?

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 22d

Gov. Buck Dancing

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 25d

Henry Cavill was great in TRoS!

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · 27d

It's funny and sad now to watch movies or shows that depict the FBI a quiet professionals, doggedly pursuing major crimes. Sort of like how it's weird to watch movies that depict the White House as a solemn seat of power, shepherded by learned staff.

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · Aug 31

Don’t get yourself defenestrated for that talk, friend

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · Aug 30

Jesus Christ, she is older than “The Jazz Singer”

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · Aug 28

Where do they keep finding men in their 30s who look like they were born during the Johnson administration?

thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · Aug 22

Dolph is a trained chemist who could have gone to MIT, and has a good sense of humor about himself. It should be beneath HIM to work with Kevin Spacey.

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thousandaire.bsky.social @thousandaire.bsky.social · Aug 18

She is literally older than computers, what are we doing here?

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