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cmejam.bsky.social
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Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
U.S. 69 (nice) highway sign
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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My baby’s ears is broke.
Small white dog with dark ears folded backwards sitting on a mustard bedspread.
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Me as a Bluesky therapist
Bigfoot resting on rocks waterside.
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This New Yorker rendering of Kash Patel is brutal and honest and I can’t stop laughing.
New Yorker magazine article with drawing of Kash Patel with his trademark surprised wide open eyes. 😳 He always looks like you just caught him doing something embarrassing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Sky says trans rights are human rights.
Early dusk sunset along an upper timber treeline with a ckear sky showing pink layer leading up to a blue layer
November 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Opened up my print copy of @theonion.com I got in the mail yesterday and proceeded to wake everyone up in the house, laughing at the front page headlines.
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Main headline reads “Trump denies writing 36-volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: time pedophiles’” and small side headlines reads ‘RFK Junior cough up pair of jeans’ plus ‘powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man’. The last headline shows water spurting from a man’s chest area as he’s sitting on a toilet. The RFK Junior just shows his same old disease-looking face with a pair of jeans flying out of his mouth. Let’s face it. I’m not image shaming. The man looks like he’s on desth’s door, his grizzled facial skin is freaking gray for God’s sake.
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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I got a pocket knife through the tennis shoe. A very, very sharp old farmer’s pocket knife. The Wasband fumbled it.
Scar on top of a Caucasian foot
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Choose Your Fighter (White Woman w/ Gun Edition)
Franka Potente as Lola from the movie Run Lola Run, pointing a black semi auto pistol towards someone on the ground. Manni was a dipshit by the way.
October 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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My Sr. beagle has taken to slipping under my covers this direction and friends…not a fan.

#DogsOfBluesky
Rear end of a black dog sticking out from under the covers aimed at the human’s pillow.
October 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Caleb’s sign wins
Picture of RFK Jr in a small circle surrounded with the text “some people have guardian angels, I have a raccoon with a crowbar whispering ‘let’s make it worse.’ “
October 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Screen shot of Alan Ruck from his role in Twister saying Borderless is good, Borderless is wise
October 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Me looking at the state of the whole English-speaking world right now.
2 panel monochrome cartoon of a dark-haired young woman with disgusted angry expression and panel, one putting her fingers under the edge of a table, and panel two flipping the table. No words only Zuul.
September 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Post a team you would send instead of bongo and kash
Close up head shots of Cheech and Chong from the movie. Nice dreams.
September 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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A photo you took that brings you inner peace
Sunset on the Pacific from Lincoln City. Shallow dark cloud bank right at the horizon with the sun peeking out from underneath it and touching the ocean on the bottom.
August 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Bewbs
View out a rickety Boeing 737 starboard window of a snow dusted Mt Adam’s and Mt. Rainer from about 18,000 feet.
August 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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I love my dog. He’s my soul dog. So much so that when he passes a new friend will have to be a cat. A hairless cat. Gonna dress that darlin’ so wild that folx will absolutely hate on me. HATE. ON. ME. 🤌🏻
Old black and gray beagle laying his head on my knee while we’re on the bed.
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Why do they all look like a less repugnant version of Vance?
6 white men with the same brunette haircut, mustache and face let’s be real here is someone fucking with us with this picture?
July 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Oh..ok..
Cybertruck in a parking lot with. “Firefly” themed wrap job complete with quotes . I aim to misbehave You can’t take the sky from me Just solid libertarian vibes here
July 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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The clues for this were “religiousness” and “one who manages books” and these are the actual winning spellings and this is why I have trust issues.
Crossword where the “correct” and game winning spelling for piety is p-i-e-t-d, and librarian is l-i-l-r-a-r-i-a-n
July 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Niall Breen comic at your service
Colorful drawing of a frog sitting like a person on the grass with 2 small brown peaks and 3 small trees behind them on the horizon of blue sky saying “ if I’m going to put up with this horrid life, I’m at least going to be a silly little freak about it”.
July 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Just swatted a fly and my old blind dog ate it. Teamwork.
Mostly black and some white old beagle laying in a corner on a gray doggy pad. Light wood floors and pale cream walls surround him.
July 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Just me and this pregnant chick.
Small female brown squirrel with an orange underside on a bird feeder tray eating sunflower seeds, in front of a dense green woods backdrop.
June 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cmejam.bsky.social
What’s a poster you had in your room growing up?
Cartoon Tommy Toilet says “ don’t forget to wipe your ass folks. It’s good clean fun! It’s hygienic! It’s considerate of others!” There are other good ideas on this poster.
June 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Post a picture of when your pet was little.
Beagle puppy face and paws showing from a persons lap, string at the camera with glowing eyes.
June 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Good morning Dotty says No Kings.
Sweet little white and black dog laying on tan sheets looking up at the camera.
June 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM