Shawn Lastname
@cmejam.bsky.social
Smell this and tell me if it’s still good.
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He definitely does something weird as fuck when he climaxes. Squawks like a velociraptor. Makes a Bigfoot call. Sings at whale frequency. Things of that nature.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 PM
He definitely does something weird as fuck when he climaxes. Squawks like a velociraptor. Makes a Bigfoot call. Sings at whale frequency. Things of that nature.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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The Salt Lake Tribune, which went from for-profit to non-profit 6 years ago, is about to drop its paywall. "The Tribune cannot afford to limit who has access to independent and trusted news."
Meanwhile, it just launched a new newspaper in southern Utah.
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11...
Meanwhile, it just launched a new newspaper in southern Utah.
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11...
The Salt Lake Tribune will drop its paywall next year, CEO tells donors at NewsMakers gala
After years of requiring people to pay for online news content, The Tribune announced an upcoming change during its 2025 annual NewsMakers Gala.
www.sltrib.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The Salt Lake Tribune, which went from for-profit to non-profit 6 years ago, is about to drop its paywall. "The Tribune cannot afford to limit who has access to independent and trusted news."
Meanwhile, it just launched a new newspaper in southern Utah.
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11...
Meanwhile, it just launched a new newspaper in southern Utah.
www.sltrib.com/news/2025/11...
My baby’s ears is broke.
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
My baby’s ears is broke.
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Happy Trans Day of Remembrance. I love trans people. I love your hearts, minds and souls.
I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love
There are ppl fighting for you
I've proudly committed my life's work to advocating each day for Trans children's right to a safe education & a real childhood just as they are, filled w/ the friends they love
There are ppl fighting for you
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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This is not a joke. Donald Trump reposted these horrific calls for violence against Senators and Members of Congress last night.
This is a red alert moment. We must all say no to this authoritarian overreach.
This is a red alert moment. We must all say no to this authoritarian overreach.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is not a joke. Donald Trump reposted these horrific calls for violence against Senators and Members of Congress last night.
This is a red alert moment. We must all say no to this authoritarian overreach.
This is a red alert moment. We must all say no to this authoritarian overreach.
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EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
Wyden Presses for Investigation Into JPMorgan Chase and Epstein
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
EPSTEIN BOMBSHELL: my staff is releasing a new report showing JPMorgan Chase executives – all the way to the top – enabled Epstein's sex trafficking operation. You're going to want to read this.
OK I’ve learned my lesson*.
*they did not in fact learn their lesson.
*they did not in fact learn their lesson.
November 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
OK I’ve learned my lesson*.
*they did not in fact learn their lesson.
*they did not in fact learn their lesson.
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“I noticed you earlier.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“I noticed you earlier.”
Welp, I can cross “looked like I was flipping out on a Teams call when I was being dive-bombed by an aggressive fruit fly while muted” off my been there done that list.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Welp, I can cross “looked like I was flipping out on a Teams call when I was being dive-bombed by an aggressive fruit fly while muted” off my been there done that list.
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apropos of nothing in particular, Saudi Arabia has a population of 35 million but only 19 million are citizens, in part because only Muslims can be citizens of Saudi Arabia, so the ~2 million Christians in the country are “foreign workers” forever, even if born there
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
apropos of nothing in particular, Saudi Arabia has a population of 35 million but only 19 million are citizens, in part because only Muslims can be citizens of Saudi Arabia, so the ~2 million Christians in the country are “foreign workers” forever, even if born there
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AND WE’RE PAST $500! Keep donating and spreading the word; I’ll come up with some kind of fun new incentive tomorrow, whether or not I can continue matching!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
AND WE’RE PAST $500! Keep donating and spreading the word; I’ll come up with some kind of fun new incentive tomorrow, whether or not I can continue matching!! ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
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If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now, organized by Katie Pryde
Dear friends: I need your help.
I’m proud of everything Books with Pictures… Katie Pryde needs your support for Keep Books with Pictures Alive: Donate Now
www.gofundme.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If my heart is a place, it’s @bkswpicspdx.bsky.social: one of the most innovative, inclusive, and wonderful comics shops—and communities—that I’ve had the privilege to be a part of.
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
DM me proof of donation, and I’ll match up to $500 TONIGHT!
www.gofundme.com/f/keep-books...
This New Yorker rendering of Kash Patel is brutal and honest and I can’t stop laughing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This New Yorker rendering of Kash Patel is brutal and honest and I can’t stop laughing.
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first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
first date idea: I eat a rotisserie chicken and you're in your home, eating your own rotisserie chicken
And like the dudebros who miss the point of Fight Club I bring you…..
Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino "also revered Starship Troopers, Robert Heinlein's 1959 military sci-fi classic about an interstellar war between humans and alien bugs - a book his sister says he still reads to this day."
An endless amount of deranged details in this interview with Greg Bovino's sister, but most notably that his uncle produced the Jack Nicholson movie The Border and the depiction of the agent as corrupt radicalized him as a 12-yr-old.
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
"Since then, he was like, 'Dude, I want to do Border Patrol.'"
November 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
And like the dudebros who miss the point of Fight Club I bring you…..
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Ya do me a favor would you, hold on to anything beautiful & good w a grip while things get uglier
November 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ya do me a favor would you, hold on to anything beautiful & good w a grip while things get uglier
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Russia’s “meat assault” human sacrifices appear to be about to win them Pokrovsk - it’s absolutely heartbreaking
Russia seizes land after Kyiv diverts troops www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/22a02ec...
Russia seizes land after Kyiv diverts troops www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/22a02ec...
Russia seizes land after Kyiv diverts troops
As Ukraine focusses on Pokrovsk, strategic towns in Zaporizhzhia region left vulnerable to Russian encirclement
www.telegraph.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Russia’s “meat assault” human sacrifices appear to be about to win them Pokrovsk - it’s absolutely heartbreaking
Russia seizes land after Kyiv diverts troops www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/22a02ec...
Russia seizes land after Kyiv diverts troops www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/22a02ec...
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When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
November 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it.
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo...
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RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
RFK Jr. Fires Piss Czar https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-fires-piss-czar/
I wonder if The Time ever regret recording “Donald Trump, Black Version”?
November 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I wonder if The Time ever regret recording “Donald Trump, Black Version”?
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a lot of this stuff is genuinely irreplacable, please reach out if you have any info. this suuucks.
KIRO 7 ran an article and two TV pieces on the theft of a box truck full of arcade PCBs, artwork, and machines from my workplace yesterday. If anyone in the Seattle area sees someone offloading a ton of CPS2/NAOMI/Neo Geo PCBs, stuff of that nature, please reach out.
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
www.kiro7.com/news/local/g...
GAME OVER: $25k+ of tech stolen from Kent arcade
Tens of thousands of dollars worth of vintage video game equipment was stolen from a Kent arcade this week.
www.kiro7.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
a lot of this stuff is genuinely irreplacable, please reach out if you have any info. this suuucks.