Yell In a War
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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
gonna make a little thread of threads of my threads on understanding/surviving the current sociopolitical moment so that people can just 📌 one thing if they want a place to reread all of these

(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I guess I’m not surprised they’re advocating for foreskin when red states already force kin
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
someone please use the headline “Norwegian smoked salmon” for an article showing him red with fury when he doesn’t win
jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
man now I’m feeling sentimental about that old video of Violent J supporting his furry kid (I hope that hasn’t been milkshake ducked in the decade or so since I last thought about it)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Oh god. I can’t stand smelling my own BO even just pulling my shirt over my head after an endurance ride. Built different is right.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I bet fur suits are actually great protection those look thick but I bet it fucking sucks to have to launder tear gas out of your custom fursuit!! our bravest soldiers
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
that’s a window same as the frog (I would personally have actual PPE inside any costume tho, I didn’t buy tactical goggles to NOT protect my eyes!)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
that’s a fair point, though I have my doubts about how much protection any of these afford vs having actual PPE on (there’s a YouTuber somewhere who has tear-gassed himself to do this comparison isn’t there)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
protest mantis*, but also please do protect mantis
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Buy Nothing & Facebook Marketplace local sellers are a good first stop bc reduce comes before reuse comes before recycle for a reason but if you have to buy new here’s an option that isn’t megacorp: www.spooktacularcreations.com/collections/...
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
(that’s a fly mask he can see fine)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
girl, so confusing 🫠😭
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
my son, demonstrating why his government name is Prince by trying to teach the traditionally masculine geldings some fucking choreo even though these charlatans wouldn’t recognize an 8-count if it crackled a plastic bag at them
Bay Arabian horse swings one front leg forward, toe pointed, with tidy lines, he is serving face and body, he is on beat, the other two horses in the photo are not impressed
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I don’t know if it’s long been the MOST successful (I guess that also depends on what timeframe we’re thinking of as long vs short) but it has certainly long been present and at times successful. I think this is an absurdist breakout moment though.
Reposted by Yell In a War
zjmontague.bsky.social
Tonight: Judge Zia Faruqui rejects attempts by prosecutors to forge ahead after failing to secure an indictment against a man swept up in Trump’s DC law enforcement surge

Earlier today, he similarly expunged the record of a man arrested at Trader Joe’s for fiddling with his backpack.
Judge Rejects ‘Unprecedented’ Indictment Amid Trump’s D.C. Clampdown
www.nytimes.com
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
in b4 someone self-seriously analyzes why we need silliness as an antidote to the self-seriousness saturating politics and Alanis Morissette rises from the earth rotating slowly and glowing green
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
peculiarly this era’s most successful protest tactic appears to be “become sillier,” and I can get behind that
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
roses are red
the stock price of Nvidia
shakespeare.lol
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
you think THAT’S weird wait until you find out what the holes in those porcelain fixtures in human bathrooms are shaped like and used for
c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
There's no other way to say this:
Bees and wasps make butt-shaped holes in their homes.

That's how they shape combs & nests & hives: their own butts (ok, 'abdomens').

But here's the real question to bake your noodle:
How does a bee's butt make a *hexagonal* honeycomb?
A paper wasp of some sort, in close-up, showing a nest newly formed, with hexagonal holes in it. Three Honeybees on a honeycomb rich with honey.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I hope she’s personally been haunting the entire clan this whole damn time and caused every one of their tragedies (including the ones that happened when she was alive, she can be a time travel ghost)
www.marieclaire.com/celebrity/a2...
The Secret Lobotomy of Rosemary Kennedy
JFK's younger sister was permanently disabled by a barbaric surgery in the 1940s. Now, her legacy is more important than ever.
www.marieclaire.com
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
for no reason in particular, posting a reminder that the Secretary of Health and Human Services’s grandfather had said Secretary’s aunt’s brain chopped up while she was awake without her consent—as an adult— to prevent her from embarrassing her brothers, including said Secretary’s father.
Rosemary Kennedy, 1918-2005 – The Autism History Project
blogs.uoregon.edu
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
we talking people who might actually be shortlisted or just anyone