Yell In a War
@jelenawoehr.bsky.social
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Writer (Disney, Spotify, that one West Wing spec thread you remember from Twitter) | Endurance Rider | Amateur Unfuckologist | Bug Simp | your real dad | mgmt @ Heroes and Villains 💜💙💗
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jelenawoehr.bsky.social
gonna make a little thread of threads of my threads on understanding/surviving the current sociopolitical moment so that people can just 📌 one thing if they want a place to reread all of these

(I’ve been told they’re useful, scroll past with no ill will if not to you!)
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faineg.bsky.social
You know how there’s been this big push towards encouraging older people to do puzzles, cognitive games, and to learn new things to keep them from succumbing to dementia?

Wonder where that’s gonna go with the rise of “outsource your cognitive functions to AI, it’ll be convenient” culture
steveisdamages.bsky.social
Cognition is like strength. Use is required to not just gain, but maintain. The more thinking and cognitive work we offload, the duller we become as a result.

It's like deciding you'll use a mobility scooter without need and then figuring out a year later that you can no longer walk.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
i win an egg bagel which will probably improve my life more than holding public office
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
intactivism but for the Bill of Rights
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norbizness.bsky.social
My friends and I did absurdist protests at the 1992 RNC (the Pat Buchanan one) at the Astrodome, not with costumes (too damn hot) but with signs accusing Bush of not remembering the Alamo and not standing up to the International Zinc Cartel. Here we are with some mounted police.
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faineg.bsky.social
it’s said all the time but I think we should continue to hammer home how insane it is that we got dead-eyed bros trying to sell us robots that will free us from the supposedly cruel burden of “creative careers” instead of the actual cruel burden of “doing menial household chores”
sethdmichaels.bsky.social
AI HUCKSTER: "i built you a machine that reads books for you."

ME: "can you build me a machine that unloads the dishwasher for me so *i* can read a book?"
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faineg.bsky.social
Yes, I’m aware building robots that can do your chores is insanely hard, as compared to making a genAI tool that can make pictures of five-boobed-ladies - which is why all those techbros who constantly masturbate to their own genius should stop fucking around and do something actually impressive
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Egg bagel toasted, lox, cream cheese, red onion, tomato. If they add capers I’m not mad about it but I didn’t ask for them.
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hollowoak.bsky.social
circumlocution is making the kids autistic
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
circumspection is making the kids autistic
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donmoyn.bsky.social
"30-year-old conservative lawyer and activist who is Trump’s nominee to lead the Office of Special Counsel, which deals with federal employee whistleblower complaints and discrimination" cancelled his colleague's hotel room so she would be forced to stay with him.
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
In late July, Paul Ingrassia, the White House liaison for the Department of Homeland Security, arrived at a Ritz-Carlton in Orlando with a lower-ranking female colleague and others from their department. When the group reached the front desk, the woman learned she didn’t have a hotel room.

Ingrassia then informed her that she would be staying with him, according to five administration officials familiar with the episode. Eventually the woman discovered that Ingrassia had arranged ahead of time to have her hotel room canceled so she would have to stay with him, three of those officials said.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
circumspection is making the kids autistic
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I guess I’m not surprised they’re advocating for foreskin when red states already force kin
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
someone please use the headline “Norwegian smoked salmon” for an article showing him red with fury when he doesn’t win
jdcmedlock.bsky.social
“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
man now I’m feeling sentimental about that old video of Violent J supporting his furry kid (I hope that hasn’t been milkshake ducked in the decade or so since I last thought about it)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Oh god. I can’t stand smelling my own BO even just pulling my shirt over my head after an endurance ride. Built different is right.
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
I bet fur suits are actually great protection those look thick but I bet it fucking sucks to have to launder tear gas out of your custom fursuit!! our bravest soldiers
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
that’s a window same as the frog (I would personally have actual PPE inside any costume tho, I didn’t buy tactical goggles to NOT protect my eyes!)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
that’s a fair point, though I have my doubts about how much protection any of these afford vs having actual PPE on (there’s a YouTuber somewhere who has tear-gassed himself to do this comparison isn’t there)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
protest mantis*, but also please do protect mantis
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
Buy Nothing & Facebook Marketplace local sellers are a good first stop bc reduce comes before reuse comes before recycle for a reason but if you have to buy new here’s an option that isn’t megacorp: www.spooktacularcreations.com/collections/...
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
(that’s a fly mask he can see fine)
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
girl, so confusing 🫠😭
jelenawoehr.bsky.social
my son, demonstrating why his government name is Prince by trying to teach the traditionally masculine geldings some fucking choreo even though these charlatans wouldn’t recognize an 8-count if it crackled a plastic bag at them
Bay Arabian horse swings one front leg forward, toe pointed, with tidy lines, he is serving face and body, he is on beat, the other two horses in the photo are not impressed