SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
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Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
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Tired: Committing fraud, getting a Trump pardon
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Tired: Committing fraud, getting a Trump pardon
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
Just heard they cast a conventionally attractive young white woman in the role of Lara Croft. The west has fallen.
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just heard they cast a conventionally attractive young white woman in the role of Lara Croft. The west has fallen.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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The annoying person from your replies goes to a rally:
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The annoying person from your replies goes to a rally:
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People are in the streets in greater numbers than the first Trump term and party ID is shifting more significantly, and yet the Democratic Party has been considerably more accommodationist
New party identification polling from Gallup this week shows Americans are moving against Trump faster than they did in his first term. Adults were R+4 in 2024, now D+8. That 12-pt drop is 3x the change in the first year of his first term.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/backlash-t...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/backlash-t...
Backlash to Trump has been higher in his second term
Gallup's latest data shows Republican party identification down 6 points in Trump's second term — three times the decline in 2017
www.gelliottmorris.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
People are in the streets in greater numbers than the first Trump term and party ID is shifting more significantly, and yet the Democratic Party has been considerably more accommodationist
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Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
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YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE TO HAND IT TO A "DEMOCRATIC" CANDIDATE WHO GLEEFULLY DESTROYS UNHOUSED PEOPLE'S BELONGINGS ON CAMERA, THROWS TRANS PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS, AND GOES ON THE GODDAMNED DAILY WIRE TO AGREE WITH GODDAMNED BEN SHAPIRO THAT ICE ARE NOT TERRORISTS.
January 16, 2026 at 5:12 AM
YOU ABSOLUTELY DO NOT HAVE TO HAND IT TO A "DEMOCRATIC" CANDIDATE WHO GLEEFULLY DESTROYS UNHOUSED PEOPLE'S BELONGINGS ON CAMERA, THROWS TRANS PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS, AND GOES ON THE GODDAMNED DAILY WIRE TO AGREE WITH GODDAMNED BEN SHAPIRO THAT ICE ARE NOT TERRORISTS.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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I don’t think the ICE Gestapo enjoy that people aren’t afraid to have this kind of smoke for them straight to their face like this. These nazis got fucking cooked.
January 15, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I don’t think the ICE Gestapo enjoy that people aren’t afraid to have this kind of smoke for them straight to their face like this. These nazis got fucking cooked.
Big fan of the little authentic bagel places that put the cream cheese on for you, because I’m too modest a man to put that much cream cheese on a bagel. But I do like it.
January 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Big fan of the little authentic bagel places that put the cream cheese on for you, because I’m too modest a man to put that much cream cheese on a bagel. But I do like it.
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Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
January 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Every couple of weeks we get a different description of the apparently awful stench coming off our necrotic president and I think it's high time the media nail down exactly what kind of rotten meat covered in women's perfume he actually smells like.
Comic book villains would be rolling their eyes at these folks. They’re ridiculous. Cruel, terrible, serious…but utterly ridiculous.
Of all the conversations that never happened, this one never happened the most.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Comic book villains would be rolling their eyes at these folks. They’re ridiculous. Cruel, terrible, serious…but utterly ridiculous.
“You’ve been pre-selected to sign up for our credit card that doesn’t care about your score and has a 30% interest rate” etched on a clay tablet in the language of an ancient curse
January 14, 2026 at 2:58 PM
“You’ve been pre-selected to sign up for our credit card that doesn’t care about your score and has a 30% interest rate” etched on a clay tablet in the language of an ancient curse
Ironically, nothing predicted 2020s white chud authoritarianism better than 2010s white boy libertarianism, because they were both driven primarily by the belief that Rules Should Not Apply To Me, Specifically. Then some combo of gamergate/MeToo pushed them to raging cultural crackdown mode.
Basically every downwardly mobile cosmopolitan white millennial male followed some version of this path as reaction to 911>iraq>GFC>obama>occupy>BLM>trump>bernie>covid
Looked into TJ a bit and he’s a snowboarding bro who used to post Ron Paul memes and then later memes about BLM, and now Elon and Trump destroying American, what voter type is this
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Ironically, nothing predicted 2020s white chud authoritarianism better than 2010s white boy libertarianism, because they were both driven primarily by the belief that Rules Should Not Apply To Me, Specifically. Then some combo of gamergate/MeToo pushed them to raging cultural crackdown mode.
On death row, ordered a McDonald’s milkshake for my last meal because it’s after dark and I need to buy some time.
January 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
On death row, ordered a McDonald’s milkshake for my last meal because it’s after dark and I need to buy some time.
[TREADING INTENSIFIES]
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
[TREADING INTENSIFIES]