SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
January 18, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Stop scrolling. Relax your jaw. Allow it to fully unhinge and envelop your prey. Feel every radiant heartbeat pulse against the roof of your venomous mouth. You can see the heat; can you taste it? Feel the heartbeat taper into oblivion. Mmmm. Now that’s a guinea pig.
If someone said “fuck ICE” to me, I’d be like “hell yeah.” This is really only a problem for people who are pro-ICE, in which case this fictional harasser is right on target
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
If someone said “fuck ICE” to me, I’d be like “hell yeah.” This is really only a problem for people who are pro-ICE, in which case this fictional harasser is right on target
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Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
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Tired: Committing fraud, getting a Trump pardon
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
January 16, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Tired: Committing fraud, getting a Trump pardon
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Wired: Committing fraud again, getting a Trump pardon again
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Ellison: "This was a family taking their kids from an athletic event and they ended up getting caught in the middle of the ICE behavior & protesters, & then, inexplicably, they shot tear gas too close to the car & that caused the infant to have some respiratory problems. CPR had to be administered."
I'll go to the next town just because a certain theater has nicer seats tbh
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I'll go to the next town just because a certain theater has nicer seats tbh
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New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
The Companies Behind ICE
Sludge built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 PM
New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration.
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...
When the memes about the weirdness of reality were made for fun, instead of as a coping mechanism
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
When the memes about the weirdness of reality were made for fun, instead of as a coping mechanism
I was wondering what was happening today in meme news
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
I was wondering what was happening today in meme news
Just heard they cast a conventionally attractive young white woman in the role of Lara Croft. The west has fallen.
The company that had to shut down 400 stores this month thinks incelposting is going to to bring customers back
January 16, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Just heard they cast a conventionally attractive young white woman in the role of Lara Croft. The west has fallen.
Maybe we should just make a whole system of government after the banana. Not a direct democracy, though.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Maybe we should just make a whole system of government after the banana. Not a direct democracy, though.
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January 16, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Yeah, I’m from the Midwest, and politeness has always been conflated with morality to a ludicrous degree. “That man is an axe murdering pedophile, but he’s always so friendly, always opens the door” no wonder you all got murdered in 1970s, like fish in a barrel
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Yeah, I’m from the Midwest, and politeness has always been conflated with morality to a ludicrous degree. “That man is an axe murdering pedophile, but he’s always so friendly, always opens the door” no wonder you all got murdered in 1970s, like fish in a barrel
(Time for my own word-policing) We’ve got to stop this semantic inflation, or whatever it’s called, that has caused “dehumanization” to be synonymous with being mean. It’s an important word, defining the central theme of the evil we’re dealing with. Mock people who misuse it and tell them to stop.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
(Time for my own word-policing) We’ve got to stop this semantic inflation, or whatever it’s called, that has caused “dehumanization” to be synonymous with being mean. It’s an important word, defining the central theme of the evil we’re dealing with. Mock people who misuse it and tell them to stop.
The whole article would be ridiculous even if there was violent, dehumanizing rhetoric. However, the fact that they got so upset by seeing the F word that they had to publish their feelings in the newspaper is a little bit hilarious.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
The whole article would be ridiculous even if there was violent, dehumanizing rhetoric. However, the fact that they got so upset by seeing the F word that they had to publish their feelings in the newspaper is a little bit hilarious.
Btw, saying “fuck you” isn’t dehumanizing. It’s maybe one of the most intimately human experiences you can have with another person that you don’t like.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Btw, saying “fuck you” isn’t dehumanizing. It’s maybe one of the most intimately human experiences you can have with another person that you don’t like.
The annoying person from your replies goes to a rally:
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
The annoying person from your replies goes to a rally:
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People are in the streets in greater numbers than the first Trump term and party ID is shifting more significantly, and yet the Democratic Party has been considerably more accommodationist
New party identification polling from Gallup this week shows Americans are moving against Trump faster than they did in his first term. Adults were R+4 in 2024, now D+8. That 12-pt drop is 3x the change in the first year of his first term.
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/backlash-t...
www.gelliottmorris.com/p/backlash-t...
Backlash to Trump has been higher in his second term
Gallup's latest data shows Republican party identification down 6 points in Trump's second term — three times the decline in 2017
www.gelliottmorris.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:07 PM
People are in the streets in greater numbers than the first Trump term and party ID is shifting more significantly, and yet the Democratic Party has been considerably more accommodationist
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Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
January 15, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Yesterday I had no internet for a few hours and ate an apple. It felt like an extremely minor insight into what it's like to live as a horse.
My new go-to insult is to tell people to eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla, and one other thing
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM
My new go-to insult is to tell people to eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla, and one other thing