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SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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Feel like Quartiles is messing with me now
A screenshot of a just started Quartiles game, with word fragments split among tiles in a 4x5 arrangement. The top row of tiles is “iam” “the” “wal” “rus”
January 17, 2026 at 1:52 PM
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The annoying person from your replies goes to a rally:
I approached one of the people with a "F*** ICE" sign, And I shared my sense that their presence at the rally was what was most helpful, but the sign was not. I was not well received.
January 16, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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working from home
January 12, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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They’re getting increasingly desperate for approval.
A text message that reads: Hi, it's Elizabeth Warren. I did some math STOP to opt-out
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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“We love America.”

(gasps in the crowd)
Norman Rockwell man standing up meme
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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On the dark web, learning the dead languages the world government is keeping from us
A screencap of Duolingo Latin. A cartoon bear with a speech bubble saying “hello, what is your name?” And the translation “Salve, quid tibi est nomen?”
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 PM
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I travel for the culture.
Bathroom stall ink pen graffiti of a minion reaching out toward Gru’s exposed penis, saying “Papoi?”
December 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I’m a married Swamplizard now btw
A picture of a man in a tan suit and woman in a wedding dress walking on a deck on the ocean
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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A handheld vacuum with smiling heart emojis around it
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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*Tightening it*
MEMORANDUM FOR WARDEN FROM: FACILITIES MANAGER SUBJECT: CAMERA PROJECT / RECORDERING On Saturday August 10, 2019 1 was informed that there was no recording of the closed circuit cameras (CCTV) from recorder 2 (Nice). I had Electronic Technician see about getting the recorder operational again by replacing the two (2) hard drivers and start the rebuilding process. Mr. called Signet Technologies to make sure what he was doing was correct and not going to make the problem worse. As the process of the rebuilding of the records the FBI came to the institution to retrieve all video needed. They took all eighteen (18) hard drives, two bad ones that were being replaced and the sixteen (16) that were in the RAID. While this was happening I made phone calls to Steve Smith from Signet Technologies to see about getting a technician from Signet to come to the institution to get the new CCTV equipment up and recording. On Sunday August 11, 2019 Steve Smith called me back and informed me that a technician will be on site Monday afternoon, Mr. Smith informed me to get Mr. to get all the new equipment on the racks and ready for when Jeff McKenzie arrives. On Monday August 12, 2019 Jeff McKenzie from Signet arrived and started to look at the existing and new equipment with Mr. While they were looking the FBI came back and had question on how the system worked and information about the old equipment. Mr. McKenzie assisted with them on how to download what they were asking for. Since it was taking so long to download the Agents left and would return the next day to pick up what was downloaded. On Tuesday August 13, 20191 had a teleconference with Signet Technologies, Steve Smith, Jeff McKenzie, Northeast Regional Staff MCC staff , and myself to figure the best and fastest way to get the recording of cameras at the institution. During the conversation of what took place we found out that when the FBI took the sixteen (16) hard drives out of the RAID without it finishing the rebuild it m…
December 23, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Fine, I’ll get the tinfoil hat
7/27/19 When interviewed, he stated he still cannot remember what happened in SHU that caused the marks on his neck. He stated that for the 5 days before that he had only slept about 30 minutes each night because of noise in SHU. He stated he is anxious about going back to SHU because he stated he is going back to a place where he had gotten marks on his neck and he does not know why it happened He said he has an appetite and is eating. He said he is waking up every 1 1/2 hours. He stated he feels dehydrated because he is not drinking enough water because he stated he feels he is not given enough bathroom breaks while with his Attorney. Medical was e-mailed with his complaint of feeling dehydrated. He said his Lawyers and friends are all emotionally supportive. 7/28/19 The "Eating/Shower Chart" noted that yesterday he ate breakfast. He is not in the Psych Observation cell for about 12 hours per day because of being in Attorney Conference with his Attorneys, so the "Eating/Shower Chart" may not reflect all of his meals. He stated he was served one meal in Attorney Conference yesterday. He stated he drinks a lot water at night. The Psych Observation log noted he talked about life in general population and he slept. Earlier he had complained that his right arm was numb and hanging. Nurse Columbo from Medical had seen him for this. When this writer was interviewing him, he said his right arm still feels somewhat numb and he said he cannot make a fist with that hand. He also said he has numbness on his neck. This writer notified Nurse Columbo. He stated last night when he flushed the toilet it kept flushing for 45 minutes. He stated he found it so aversive and upsetting that he said he sat in the corner and held his ears. He said because of this he was agitated for hours and was not able to sleep. The Lt. will be moving him to a different cell and he was informed of this. He stated the feeling he got with the noise of the toilet was similar to when he was in SHU.
December 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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just browsing
The toilet may not be correctly working in cell #4 in the Psych Observation area. When he returns fror ttorney Conference, please move him into a different cell
December 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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The crown has no authority over pickles; that power belongs to God, alone (speaking my last words at the gallows for my pro-pickle stance)
Normal Rockwell meme of guy standing in a crowd and saying something brave
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Just real ghoul shit
One of Ms. Weiss's suggestions was to include an interview with Stephen Miller, a White House deputy chief of staff and the architect of Mr. Trump's immigration crackdown, or a similarly high-ranking Trump administration official, two of the people said. Ms. Weiss provided contact information for Mr. Miller to the "60 Minutes" staff. Ms. Weiss also questioned the use of the term "migrants" to describe the Venezuelan men who were deported, noting that they were in the United States illegally, two of the people said.
December 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Deplorable
The word conically being rejected
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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some bs here
Quartiles game showing an attempt at the word “conmen” being rejected Quartiles game showing the word “sulci” being rejected
December 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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LPT: just look at the front of the box instead of doing the puzzle, they’re the same
A puzzle box titled Paris Street Life, showing a scene of Paris on a corner street
December 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Boosting my odds of getting a research grant for my EEG study by offering to collect data using the Mind Flex telekinesis toy by Mattel.
A picture of a young man playing with the Mindflex toy, which requires wearing a headband that "reads" your brain signals to supposedly control an air-controlled ball through an obstacle course.
December 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I'm a basic bitch who thinks Nicki Minaj has put out some enjoyable lyrics, but she made this post once on twitter which was both funny and probably a harbinger of what we're seeing now (openly pro-current administration)
Nicki Minjaj tweet: My cousin in Trinidad won't get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you're comfortable with ur decision, not bullied.
December 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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(rushing to the tailor 2 days before the ceremony) is it too late to attach something like this to my suit??
Behind the scenes screencap of Jake Gyllenhaal in a plastic bubble, from the film Bubble Boy
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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whoa
A painting of the assassination of archduke Ferdinand with everyone censored out, except bill Clinton
December 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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A telling line that sort of explains the entire way they tick.
John Catsimatidis I'm telling you reality, all right? In my opinion.
December 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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I can do it by not focusing on the top, and imagining the shadow on the edge as belonging to the side of the shape, giving it depth
Same picture above with the top 10% cropped out
December 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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A meme from Zoolander with Ben Stiller saying “what is this, oversized text for ants?”
December 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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The acidic foreign mucus making me feel bad
A close up of a xenomorph’s face as it spits acid
December 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM