SwampLizard
swamplizard.bsky.social
SwampLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
SLP. PhD student in Neuro. This account is mostly for posting bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
If someone said “fuck ICE” to me, I’d be like “hell yeah.” This is really only a problem for people who are pro-ICE, in which case this fictional harasser is right on target
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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May 16, 2023 at 6:14 PM
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May 15, 2023 at 9:48 PM
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May 14, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I'll go to the next town just because a certain theater has nicer seats tbh
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
When the memes about the weirdness of reality were made for fun, instead of as a coping mechanism
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I was wondering what was happening today in meme news
January 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Maybe we should just make a whole system of government after the banana. Not a direct democracy, though.
January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Yeah, I’m from the Midwest, and politeness has always been conflated with morality to a ludicrous degree. “That man is an axe murdering pedophile, but he’s always so friendly, always opens the door” no wonder you all got murdered in 1970s, like fish in a barrel
January 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
(Time for my own word-policing) We’ve got to stop this semantic inflation, or whatever it’s called, that has caused “dehumanization” to be synonymous with being mean. It’s an important word, defining the central theme of the evil we’re dealing with. Mock people who misuse it and tell them to stop.
January 16, 2026 at 2:06 PM
The whole article would be ridiculous even if there was violent, dehumanizing rhetoric. However, the fact that they got so upset by seeing the F word that they had to publish their feelings in the newspaper is a little bit hilarious.
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Btw, saying “fuck you” isn’t dehumanizing. It’s maybe one of the most intimately human experiences you can have with another person that you don’t like.
January 16, 2026 at 1:46 PM
My new go-to insult is to tell people to eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a tortilla, and one other thing
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 PM