SpookyLizard
@swamplizard.bsky.social
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Speech-Language Pathologist, neuroscience PhD (⏳ in progress). Mostly post bad political jokes as some sort of coping mechanism.
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swamplizard.bsky.social
Socrates never gave midterms, just saying
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As a student with an essay-based philosophy midterm literally today, I agree and think you all need to convene and cancel midterms due to being too hazardous.
swamplizard.bsky.social
How is he not Tom Cruise’s kid or something
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“Also, we hope those lasers don’t get you, that sounds very stressful and serious, something a serious person who we feel worth interviewing, would say” concluded Wolf
swamplizard.bsky.social
Wild how fast and completely BF torched their goodwill. Game of Thrones level of self-sabotage.
swamplizard.bsky.social
Candid moment of Steve Scalise addressing his server at Chili’s
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Scalise: "When a good day for you is defined by how much suffering you can impose on other people, maybe you need to look in the mirror and check yourself at the door and wonder what it is you're up here trying to accomplish."
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sbagen.bsky.social
I am really glad that @jeremymberg.bsky.social wrote this. Everybody who cares about science, and about knowledge generation and civil society generally, should read and share with their favorite administrator.

Deafening Quiet from the Scientific Establishment
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Deafening Quiet from the Scientific Establishment
Leaders are underestimating the risks of not fighting back
open.substack.com
swamplizard.bsky.social
He can’t keep getting away with this
eBay listing for Play-Dog Poop Troop Set with 12 cans for $39.99
swamplizard.bsky.social
“Practice good media consumption hygiene and check your sources” - Abraham (Biblical & Lincoln)
swamplizard.bsky.social
I’d rather show them my social security card and butthole
swamplizard.bsky.social
Worst part about this AI is all the countermeasures professors are having to take which makes it a pain in the ass. I now have to write a research paper with track changes on, and submit them. That’s my dirty laundry. No one’s supposed to see the dumb shit I write on first pass.
monkeyminion.com
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
wrote 20 pages on Faulkner's The Bear four hours before final papers were due on trucker pills and coffee and cigarettes and got an A, fuck you.
You people couldn't hang with real slackers.
finn
wokeupchic • 4d
It's fuck Al till your homework due in 25 minutes
swamplizard.bsky.social
90s family doctors really were the OG web md. Evidence-based practice being whatever they recall from residency 30 years ago. (Things have marginally improved)
swamplizard.bsky.social
Alt text says diet Dr Pepper but that is clearly cherry Dr Pepper, we don’t need to stoop to slander
swamplizard.bsky.social
Po fetus
escalante.bsky.social
Absolutely dying at this tiny ass Po-Boy from the revived Emeril’s in The NY Times www.nytimes.com/2025/10/07/d...
The tiniest Po boy I’ve ever seen.
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thomaszimmer.bsky.social
The Daily is committed to sanitizing Vought and ignoring what they regard as unsavory ideology. Because engaging with what is actually animating Vought would make it very hard to uphold the “normal politics” framework that defines much of mainstream political journalism.
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tusk81.bsky.social
WIC, which for decades has fed kids and new moms, could run out of funding within two weeks.

Furloughed federal workers are stressing about bills and seeing promised backpay threatened.

The regime’s mass deportation operation, however, continues on uninterrupted during the shutdown.

Priorities.
americasvoice.bsky.social
"While new moms worry about formula for their infants and furloughed federal workers stress about next month’s rent or mortgage, the administration’s mass deportation obsession will continue uninterrupted," writes @tusk81.bsky.social

This says everything about this administration’s priorities.
ICE Rages On During Shutdown As Federal Workers Go Without Paychecks and American Kids Face Potential Hunger
Priorities.
americasvoicecnn.substack.com
swamplizard.bsky.social
It's like walking out to find a chewed up VHS cassette
swamplizard.bsky.social
My working hypothesis is that it was used for packing at some point, still don't know how or where he found it though.
swamplizard.bsky.social
Got out of the shower to see my puppy had shredded up some newspaper. Where the fuck did he get newspaper?
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dannykpolitics.bsky.social
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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keribla.bsky.social
amazing fact check from yesterday's senate oversight hearing
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swamplizard.bsky.social
Doing crunches to build up enough static electricity in my gut to clump together the microplastics and poop them out