BLEAKSIGILKEEP
@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social
cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
Pinned
Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
If any girls with big titties want to keep me warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
If any girls with little titties want me to keep them warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
If any girls with little titties want me to keep them warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
If any girls with big titties want to keep me warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
If any girls with little titties want me to keep them warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
If any girls with little titties want me to keep them warm during the upcoming snow and ice storm let me know soon.
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🎶 well I guess that’s why they suck on big boobs 🎶
I’m a better songwriter than Billy Joel
I’m a better songwriter than Billy Joel
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 PM
🎶 well I guess that’s why they suck on big boobs 🎶
I’m a better songwriter than Billy Joel
I’m a better songwriter than Billy Joel
I think its important to make a point too but I get suspended every time I tell someone what that point is
I think it's important to make the point that this is *not* policing.
January 24, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I think its important to make a point too but I get suspended every time I tell someone what that point is
It took me a long time to get here but now I'm at a point where about a minute into a streamer drama video i remember I'm 43 years old, I've smoked crack, I've given and received a rimjob, i have a job and a rich interior life. I simply do not need to care about any of this
spent 6 hours watching streamer drama videos and wow some streamers are idiots i would be a much better streamer than that
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
It took me a long time to get here but now I'm at a point where about a minute into a streamer drama video i remember I'm 43 years old, I've smoked crack, I've given and received a rimjob, i have a job and a rich interior life. I simply do not need to care about any of this
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the long 19th century was a time when racism was an adventure. in that age when yt ppl were at their most tricknological, quirked up kkkrackas were launching new expeditions in caucasity at unprecedented levels. this is
the yakubian years: episode ix
the mahdist war, part 3: armageddon prelude
the yakubian years: episode ix
the mahdist war, part 3: armageddon prelude
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
the long 19th century was a time when racism was an adventure. in that age when yt ppl were at their most tricknological, quirked up kkkrackas were launching new expeditions in caucasity at unprecedented levels. this is
the yakubian years: episode ix
the mahdist war, part 3: armageddon prelude
the yakubian years: episode ix
the mahdist war, part 3: armageddon prelude
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I am surounded by smarter people than me who followed their dreams and they are all broke and having substance problems
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I am surounded by smarter people than me who followed their dreams and they are all broke and having substance problems
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"people who wrote about covid school lockdowns causing harm to kids should be writing about minnesota's schools being closed" yeaaahhhhhhh but like. we knowwwwwwww they won'ttttttt. and we knooooowwwww why
January 23, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"people who wrote about covid school lockdowns causing harm to kids should be writing about minnesota's schools being closed" yeaaahhhhhhh but like. we knowwwwwwww they won'ttttttt. and we knooooowwwww why
Its funny because 37 is almost exactly when I lost my ability to flirt and I could probably count on one hand the number of times I've had sex in the five years since
‘dear rax, i’m a 37-year-old straight man who’s never had sex — how does flirting work?’
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January 24, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Its funny because 37 is almost exactly when I lost my ability to flirt and I could probably count on one hand the number of times I've had sex in the five years since
I'm not celibate it's just that i can only bust raw inside someone pure of heart
January 23, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I'm not celibate it's just that i can only bust raw inside someone pure of heart
Rax for president
i think they should flip a switch such that very young men become the ones who need a long refractory period while older ones are constantly ready to go. they need it more
January 22, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Rax for president
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free from the clutches of Tricknology once more
January 22, 2026 at 9:20 PM
free from the clutches of Tricknology once more
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was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
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here’s Renee interviewing her daughter Nora to lighten up the timeline 🥹 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
here’s Renee interviewing her daughter Nora to lighten up the timeline 🥹 #AEW #wrestlesky 🤼♂️
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telling people to kill themselves is a natural stress reliever. i believe that reinstating dog-eat-dog-sky would drop site-wide toxicity levels by up to 60%
January 22, 2026 at 12:08 AM
telling people to kill themselves is a natural stress reliever. i believe that reinstating dog-eat-dog-sky would drop site-wide toxicity levels by up to 60%
xXx Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
xXx Big Naturals
Don't use this I'm gonna name my next noise cassette EP this
Ashli Babbit Cum Tribute
January 22, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Don't use this I'm gonna name my next noise cassette EP this
Ashli Babbit Cum Tribute
January 22, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ashli Babbit Cum Tribute
Ma'am i don't mean to be rude but i couldn't help but notice those thangs look mighty heavy, hanging there like that. If I didn't offer to hold them for you what kind of gentleman would I be?
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Ma'am i don't mean to be rude but i couldn't help but notice those thangs look mighty heavy, hanging there like that. If I didn't offer to hold them for you what kind of gentleman would I be?
Rancho Gordo's Good Mother Stallard beans are my new favorite bean. They cook relatively quickly, they leave behind a tasty broth, they have the buttery creamyness of a lima (my previous and lifetime fave) inside, they're so pretty raw, and they're native to Virginia?! How did i just hear about them
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Rancho Gordo's Good Mother Stallard beans are my new favorite bean. They cook relatively quickly, they leave behind a tasty broth, they have the buttery creamyness of a lima (my previous and lifetime fave) inside, they're so pretty raw, and they're native to Virginia?! How did i just hear about them
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America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
January 21, 2026 at 3:04 PM
America is a great country guys where else can you eat so many chicken nuggets you forget how to read
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president trump sir thank u for being such a brave whistleblower, the only way to stop those dastardly europeans from being so gay and french was leaking the group chat u had no other choice
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 PM
president trump sir thank u for being such a brave whistleblower, the only way to stop those dastardly europeans from being so gay and french was leaking the group chat u had no other choice
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
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remembering two legends today
January 19, 2026 at 8:03 PM
remembering two legends today