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Licked by something from the darkness Bozeman, MT 3:50 AM Burning wet yellow stuff up on me All doors were locked i was inside
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John Eena “you can't eee me”
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November 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
If Anyone Builds It, Squidward Dies – The Case Against This Device In Bikini Bottom
November 25, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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clocking in for an unusually late shift at nvidia and for some reason they're having me pick up a bunch of boxes from the warehouse where we ship our cards out from and i'm being told to drive to the pier and throw them into the ocean
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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In reality, we never do more than begin, and our existence is nothing more than a succession of present moments, each of which, while it passes, is the first. We die and are born every moment of our lives.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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i see a lot of people get caught up in pathologizing their own behavior. it’s good to understand yourself but too often it’s just a way of intellectualizing feeling broken or fundamentally wrong. bums me out. we should all be comfortable with ourselves
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
It is okay that the idea of you only makes sense here and now
It is okay that your preferences and identity are shaped by what happened to you
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It is okay that your preferences and identity are shaped by what happened to you
November 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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I'm really upset by all the articles I'm seeing that treat him like he's not a murderous psycho
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
It duddint look like much but it's good
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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They say Papi one day you gon get a deal
Yeah whatever you still ain't gettin' no deal
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
ohh my godd
My OCD hates odd numbers that don’t end in 3 or 5 do u mind gaining one more /j (not the ocd part but the part abt expecting someone else to literally gain one pound abt it lmfao)
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind? Vote now on your phones
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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The world needs more Mysterious Cheesecake Heroes.
two people took it upon themselves to find my cashapp and send me cheesecake money
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
thank you
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
if i don't smell intersex pheromones i leave the function
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
rather you unpresentable than dead
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 AM
we will live longer than we're told to
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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There need to be social consequences for enacting anti-evidence policies that kill kids.

One of Danielle Smith’s staffers just called me over (??) at an event wanting to say hi.

Once I realized who she was, immediately questioned her about trans rights.
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
We're horses! Of course we keep going.
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Welcome to Restaurant “Chaos”
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#art #illustration
October 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
please don't come over here and give me ice cream i'm shy
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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let my lawn grow -> natural plants occur -> wild growth eventually stops -> city governance gets mad -> hire somebody to kill my lawn -> bugs in my house instead of in my lawn
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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my lawn looked pretty nice and even had purple wildflowers and various grasses and now its mostly a dirt patch with a grass monoculture and a new tree that will die (second attempt). everything is biology 101 until it's Time for Lawn Fascism
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM