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cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
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Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Joy to the world
The lord is cum
The lord is cum
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Joy to the world
The lord is cum
The lord is cum
Silence, Belgian
How to piss the entire US off in a single post 101.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
I’m not sorry nor will I apologise, though.
Et je vous emmerde, les rageux.
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Silence, Belgian
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It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
It is time to normalize getting drunk and calling your family yakubian devils
A girl I dated compared my dick to "the medieval torture device that splits you open from the inside"
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
A girl I dated compared my dick to "the medieval torture device that splits you open from the inside"
Oi its the gay baby innit oive pissed me nappy there alroite
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oi its the gay baby innit oive pissed me nappy there alroite
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me in mixed company: treating addiction like a moral failing is a big part of how we got here, with only punitive measures to combat drug related deaths. rethink the way you use the language of addiction
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
me in mixed company: treating addiction like a moral failing is a big part of how we got here, with only punitive measures to combat drug related deaths. rethink the way you use the language of addiction
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
me to a fellow person in recovery: mike quit being such a cokehead and gimme the remote
The most annoying guy in every AA meeting be like
INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
The most annoying guy in every AA meeting be like
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christmas music turned on at work
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
christmas music turned on at work
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Bwabha , bwa ha ha, bwa hahahahahahaha
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Bwabha , bwa ha ha, bwa hahahahahahaha
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People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
People get fuckin weird about the Thanksgiving meal. Turning a harvest celebration into a strict dogmatic roster of dishes, none of which are allowed to waver too far off course
Why would the Mayor of New York City be interviewed by the racist guy who pooped his pants on cum town and made Dasha Nekrosova famous
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Why would the Mayor of New York City be interviewed by the racist guy who pooped his pants on cum town and made Dasha Nekrosova famous
Wow I'm at the YMCA new employee orientation and I'm learning the YMCA is woke? What the helly
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Wow I'm at the YMCA new employee orientation and I'm learning the YMCA is woke? What the helly
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
Whatever happened to teddy? Short, prett, southern accent, stood on the kitchen counter? Haven't seen her post in a long time
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Whatever happened to teddy? Short, prett, southern accent, stood on the kitchen counter? Haven't seen her post in a long time
Dog bed girl and streaming the wire on a 2012 MacBook air could fix me
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dog bed girl and streaming the wire on a 2012 MacBook air could fix me
Sorry guys i creampied laura loomer i thought i could fix her and her breasts looked so full and life-sustaining
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Sorry guys i creampied laura loomer i thought i could fix her and her breasts looked so full and life-sustaining
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It’s cool that the topo Chico bottle used to just have a bitch with her titties out on it
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s cool that the topo Chico bottle used to just have a bitch with her titties out on it
Everyone has done this
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
Young People Are Tripping on Benadryl—and It’s Always a Bad Time
Deliriants like Benadryl can bring on terrifying hallucinations in high doses. Some Gen Z-ers are taking at least a dozen pills at a time—and challenging others to do the same.
wrd.cm
November 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Everyone has done this
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My bold hallelujah hot take is that christians assimilate it into their culture because it sounds bad.
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My bold hallelujah hot take is that christians assimilate it into their culture because it sounds bad.
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pussy is like soil
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
pussy is like soil
Just got off the phone with the shop about my first state inspection as a car owner and i gotta say Florida has the right idea this is bullshit what do you mean my car is going to be there until Tuesday or Wednesday because I need a license plate light lens
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just got off the phone with the shop about my first state inspection as a car owner and i gotta say Florida has the right idea this is bullshit what do you mean my car is going to be there until Tuesday or Wednesday because I need a license plate light lens
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when he shoots its like an old dodge backfiring
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
when he shoots its like an old dodge backfiring
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merry xmas bolton (@bolton69420.bsky.social)
chill vibe
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