Lontar
@lontar.bsky.social
There's something magical about a game that yearns to, but cannot quite become, three-dimensional
December 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
There's something magical about a game that yearns to, but cannot quite become, three-dimensional
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pissing in the corner of the escape room hoping nobody sees
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
pissing in the corner of the escape room hoping nobody sees
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White man SHOCKS glabrezu by ordering swarm of hornets with acidic venom in PERFECT hellspeech
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
White man SHOCKS glabrezu by ordering swarm of hornets with acidic venom in PERFECT hellspeech
Imagine if GM rolled up to my driveway and replaced my engine with an electric motor, without my permission, and then got on their earnings call and started talking about EV adoption is way up
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Imagine if GM rolled up to my driveway and replaced my engine with an electric motor, without my permission, and then got on their earnings call and started talking about EV adoption is way up
The USPS, which has existed by law for 250 years, is at fault for the very recent ubiquitous expectation of free delivery of every retail item bought
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The USPS, which has existed by law for 250 years, is at fault for the very recent ubiquitous expectation of free delivery of every retail item bought
It's very funny to declare USPS's losses as some sort of failure when for the last decade of weird tech start ups, the public has basically been trained to shrug off massive cash burns as "good, actually"
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
It's very funny to declare USPS's losses as some sort of failure when for the last decade of weird tech start ups, the public has basically been trained to shrug off massive cash burns as "good, actually"
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THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
THE PERSON WHO INVENTED GREEK YOGURT: Do you like it? It’s supposed to taste like that by the way. That was on purpose.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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every student in this dojo is envious of my Ten Palm Hurricane Kiss. bearing the weight of their jealous whispering is like donning a coat of snakes. however, once i figure out the 11th Palm... i will kiss the moon into dust. tides will swallow this dojo and i will find love with the valley salmon
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
every student in this dojo is envious of my Ten Palm Hurricane Kiss. bearing the weight of their jealous whispering is like donning a coat of snakes. however, once i figure out the 11th Palm... i will kiss the moon into dust. tides will swallow this dojo and i will find love with the valley salmon
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Soup Slurpers Local 344
December 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Soup Slurpers Local 344
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
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Sucks to look up a billionaire and learn all they did was make Netscape Navigator
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Sucks to look up a billionaire and learn all they did was make Netscape Navigator
Anyone have any tips on becoming less aware of the world around me
December 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Anyone have any tips on becoming less aware of the world around me
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my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
my Slack wrapped says that I only sent 12 messages that gave HR cause for concern this year
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
all 12 said “I am going to kill myself on this Zoom meeting”
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"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"are you enjoying duo mobile" does a hamburger enjoy being made of quarks. does a fish enjoy linear time. does the mountain enjoy the first taste of a cup of hot chocolate when you get back to the ski lodge. your question means nothing to me. i couldn't enjoy duo mobile even if i tried
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
No, my kids are not my elder care plan, you fucking animal. I plan on dying in the woods somewhere because I forgot granola bars, and that's a good a death as any
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No, my kids are not my elder care plan, you fucking animal. I plan on dying in the woods somewhere because I forgot granola bars, and that's a good a death as any
Boiling off 200 cubic meters of valuable drinking water to generate an ozempified john candy
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Boiling off 200 cubic meters of valuable drinking water to generate an ozempified john candy
My noodles create a sense of longing, and sometimes melancholy. One time a man finished his bowl and just began walking. When asked, he said he had no clue of his destination.
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My noodles create a sense of longing, and sometimes melancholy. One time a man finished his bowl and just began walking. When asked, he said he had no clue of his destination.
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
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oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
Okay but iiiiiii cancelled my spotify months ago iiiiiii'm a better person than you iiiiii personally would never l-
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Okay but iiiiiii cancelled my spotify months ago iiiiiii'm a better person than you iiiiii personally would never l-
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augghh i want a breakfast soda so bad, dr pepper specifically. the propaganda is working....
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
augghh i want a breakfast soda so bad, dr pepper specifically. the propaganda is working....
Please do not tell me how many hours I spent on Twitch. I do not want to know
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Please do not tell me how many hours I spent on Twitch. I do not want to know
It's funny to me that Costco is the darling child of retail America for boldy treating people like companies did in the early 90s
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's funny to me that Costco is the darling child of retail America for boldy treating people like companies did in the early 90s