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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 3h

I don't care so much about features. I care about how much material was used. is the metal thick, does it have heft. basically

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 4h

shopping for faucets

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 6h

Leave it to boundless capitalism to take the absolute miracle of LED lighting and managing to make them so cheaply and poorly that they need replacement faster than any other type of bulb

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 7h

Not to get all "this is just like severance", but

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 7h

"I want to live forever" okay, maybe you don't, though? Think it through

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 9h

every digital immortality person is like, "what if i increased the odds of me waking up in some kind of hell by infinity percent"

Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 9h

hmm this Art. it speaks to me

screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"

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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 7h

Frame #36550 from S04 -E02 - Chen and Sakai Spotlight-628196

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bendwalsh.bsky.social @bendwalsh.bsky.social · 10h

wtaf are you talking about

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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Lontar @lontar.bsky.social · 11h

RFK has woken the intactivists to action. Hide your dicks

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