Lontar
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Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Your hands are covered in little men. And the little men can make you sick if you don’t give them a bath. Sometimes they make other people sick too. Please give the little men a bath! I’m not crazy! Just listen to me! Bathe the little men on your hands! This is real! Get the men wet, you fools!
No, my kids are not my elder care plan, you fucking animal. I plan on dying in the woods somewhere because I forgot granola bars, and that's a good a death as any
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
No, my kids are not my elder care plan, you fucking animal. I plan on dying in the woods somewhere because I forgot granola bars, and that's a good a death as any
Boiling off 200 cubic meters of valuable drinking water to generate an ozempified john candy
December 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Boiling off 200 cubic meters of valuable drinking water to generate an ozempified john candy
My noodles create a sense of longing, and sometimes melancholy. One time a man finished his bowl and just began walking. When asked, he said he had no clue of his destination.
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
December 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
My noodles create a sense of longing, and sometimes melancholy. One time a man finished his bowl and just began walking. When asked, he said he had no clue of his destination.
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
"Wow, how are they flavored?"
Oh, chicken flavor
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oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
oooooooh shit man it looks like Geese did NOT make it into your top 5 on spotify even after all those posts you made! Damnnnn that sucks.. I might have to mention this to my friend Cameron W. when I see him next [we're very close in age] rough....
Okay but iiiiiii cancelled my spotify months ago iiiiiii'm a better person than you iiiiii personally would never l-
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Okay but iiiiiii cancelled my spotify months ago iiiiiii'm a better person than you iiiiii personally would never l-
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augghh i want a breakfast soda so bad, dr pepper specifically. the propaganda is working....
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
augghh i want a breakfast soda so bad, dr pepper specifically. the propaganda is working....
Please do not tell me how many hours I spent on Twitch. I do not want to know
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Please do not tell me how many hours I spent on Twitch. I do not want to know
It's funny to me that Costco is the darling child of retail America for boldy treating people like companies did in the early 90s
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
It's funny to me that Costco is the darling child of retail America for boldy treating people like companies did in the early 90s
I do want less dopamine release. Like I just beat Ball x Pit and I enjoyed it but I am fully aware that its game loop and design are just a relentless brain melting chemical release. Felt like I was on a literal recreational drug binge in a lot of ways
Yeah. I am having to agree with certain people.
There's too many indie games exploiting endorphin loops and going all Cocomelon on gamers. That shit is not sustainable and is bad for everyone.
There's too many indie games exploiting endorphin loops and going all Cocomelon on gamers. That shit is not sustainable and is bad for everyone.
December 3, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I do want less dopamine release. Like I just beat Ball x Pit and I enjoyed it but I am fully aware that its game loop and design are just a relentless brain melting chemical release. Felt like I was on a literal recreational drug binge in a lot of ways
I really think we're reaching advertising saturation for our software-based economy. At what point does the demand for ad space fall off a cliff or the price start diluting drastically. It cannot continue linearly forever
There is such thing as an unethical amount of advertising. Why don't we talk about this?
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I really think we're reaching advertising saturation for our software-based economy. At what point does the demand for ad space fall off a cliff or the price start diluting drastically. It cannot continue linearly forever
A company shouldn't be able to just be called "Strategy". That shouldn't be allowed
December 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
A company shouldn't be able to just be called "Strategy". That shouldn't be allowed
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I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
Grateful to not be working in retail anymore. Sorry to anyone out there suffering rn
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Grateful to not be working in retail anymore. Sorry to anyone out there suffering rn
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Abortion is 100% murder and the president has the right to go out on dates with toddlers
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Abortion is 100% murder and the president has the right to go out on dates with toddlers
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Why do all the eggs say grade A at the grocery store. Is grade B like off color or oddly shaped. I’ll pay less for eggs if they taste the same I don’t give a fuck I want cheaper eggs
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Why do all the eggs say grade A at the grocery store. Is grade B like off color or oddly shaped. I’ll pay less for eggs if they taste the same I don’t give a fuck I want cheaper eggs
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I remember as a little kid listening to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers and thinking "I don't really understand what's going on in this song I bet it's messed up grown up stuff I'll understand later" and now I'm nearly 40 and still have no idea what the song is supposed to be about.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I remember as a little kid listening to "Pepper" by the Butthole Surfers and thinking "I don't really understand what's going on in this song I bet it's messed up grown up stuff I'll understand later" and now I'm nearly 40 and still have no idea what the song is supposed to be about.
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architects are cooked. ai is coming for you.
prepare accordingly.
prepare accordingly.
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
architects are cooked. ai is coming for you.
prepare accordingly.
prepare accordingly.
Someone should try to build this
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Someone should try to build this
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My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
My sister got some thanksgiving stuffing and the cashier went ‘keeping the party going, huh’
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staffing agencies are so crazy what do you mean i'm hired and start tomorrow you just met me
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
staffing agencies are so crazy what do you mean i'm hired and start tomorrow you just met me
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“Crap ass”…i haven’t heard that name in years
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
“Crap ass”…i haven’t heard that name in years
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Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Some sad personal news. I was going to host a party this weekend with the entire crew of the ill-fated HMS Terror. Unfortunately they just telegraphed me that my house is too cold for them so they'll be staying on the arctic ice. Thats what they prefer, given how cold my house is. Tuunbaq is a maybe