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Emily
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lmfaoing my ass off

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devastating
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
the quickbooks app wasn’t loading
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i bet the conversation is enriching
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
gilbert these questions may be too big for either of us
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
got so high i ended up in the u-haul app
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
every day someone in this administration does something evil, says “yep i’m evil” and a journalist at any given major news outlet publishes an article titled “His Remarks Are Inflammatory. But That Damn Smile…”
November 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Reposted by Emily
fit!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
these two ended up having a lot in common
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
u know what amen
November 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
if i had double Ds id be a millionaire
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
🫡🫡🫡
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
skirt!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
im gorl
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
fit!!
November 24, 2025 at 3:10 PM
detestable even
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
literally
November 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
truly
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i’m actually more willing to keep regressing. i’ll get a flip phone and a used Nikon camera in a few years idgaf
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
respectfully, [disrespect]
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
men using “respectfully” like it’s a harassment debuff is an epidemic lately
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i think i’m really really sad. but i have red lobster leftovers. so everything will ultimately be ok
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
idk what’s going on in upright US but i’m just chillin
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
feeling a strange sense of pride as my 7 year old nephew cries out the phrase spawn camping
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
december 12 my birthday
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
michelle obama stood in front of the portrait of her husband. it had been 2 years since he went missing…but she knew the truth. Michelle turned to the figure behind her. She chuckled. “Yeah. I know about the Chaos Emeralds.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM