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emilyonhere.gay
Emily
@emilyonhere.gay
12K followers 760 following 24 posts
lmfaoing my ass off $/@emulator2000
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 2h
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 3h
it could happen tomorrow
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 3h
at any point you could have C cups
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 5h
sure, it’s sexual. whatever. nothing matters
a sexually suggestive label placed on the post
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 5h
posting this again to sing the praises of injections. they are quick, easy, and effective as hell (refer to the hips)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
ai gotta be top 1 worst things to happen to the internet
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
local trees HATE him!!
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
lola* but yea it’s literally me
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
thank you!! ❤️
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
legs only a beautiful busty clumsy woman could have
mirror selfie. i’m sitting in an office chair cross legged. i’m wearing a long red button up dress with a red belt and a red collar. i have red lipstick on, and you can see some of my long blonde hair behind my back, and a silver hoop earring
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 6h
bluesky just does it on a smaller scale (?)
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
both invite instigators and launderers of far right rhetoric that posits people like me should die onto their platforms 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
i’m actually not quite sure how bluesky is better than twitter at this point lol
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
like girlies i’m getting ALL your mail where are u
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
i feel like no one knows anymore that ur supposed to let the post office know when u move
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 7h
maybe on my last day of work…
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 9h
i’m tired of pretending this isn’t the best condiment
a plastic condiment bottle filled with blue gel, labeled “hand soap”
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 10h
hey guys! just made my second billionth dollar. anyway here’s a pop slop album about all the difficulties i face being an obscenely rich white girl who was a high schooler once, by the way
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 10h
no 💖
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Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 22h
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 10h
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 11h
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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 11h
i was trying to find an outfit for work and veered so unbelievably off course
mirror selfie from the neck down. i’m wearing a tight red shirt with the word “baby” in a black gothic font. i’m also wearing a short black skirt with a belt. i am very much not wearing a bra.
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