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carl barxist
@vrunt.social
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hi i'm vrunt. your online friend not a troll
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 22m
oooh thank you
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 23m
the government shutdown is fucking everything up but at least we still have diane keaton
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 36m
it is! i usually just go for the milk
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1h
okay fine then who got a good recip
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 2h
cooked my onsen egg too long. breakfast is ruined
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 4h
where in nyc got the apple fritters
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 14h
we should sleep in shifts to make sure we don't miss the end of the game
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 20h
no i mean your use of the word innuendo
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
huh?
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
ME: whats up? any rumors about chicks around here who might stoop so low as to do me?
LA CHISMOSA DEL PUEBLO: no no
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
you're restricted to skim until further notice
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
the crystallization disrupts the carefully balanced suspension of fat/protein particulate... you absolute boob!!!!! fake milk-head!!!!!
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fargond.vrunt.social @fargond.vrunt.social · 1d
If You Had 24 Hours With Me And I Couldn't Say No What Would We Do?
Fargond dog the scooter riding stock photo dachshund
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
(beastie boys voice)
No
Chicks
Will Do Me
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
some of you may already know this but i have been having trouble conceiving, obviously a very difficult situation. well today the doctor at the fertility clinic has confirmed the root cause i was dreading: no chicks will do me
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REAL TALES OF DUNDER-MIFFLIN @dunder-jetson.vrunt.social · 1d
JAMES: where is jim halpern
PAM: in the break room
JAMES: thank you pam
PAM: are you going to hurt him?
JAMES: not physically
PAM: ok
MICHAEL: who was that man you were talking to?
PAM: james spader the actor
MICHAEL: he's going to fry jim's mind with logic
PAM: most likely yep
MICHAEL: yes we agree
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
kenith jeffers
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
we can eat hosanna any time
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 1d
whats your favorite place to have hosanna?
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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d
Please spread like pollen!

I have appreciated so many of you helping me outta scrapes before...please share to get as many eyes on this !!

gofund.me/0e3d06579
Donate to Ryah needs your help!, organized by Spooka Lucca
Hello, my name is Lucca, aka SpookaLucca, and I am raising funds for my friend Ryah, who is really … Spooka Lucca needs your support for Ryah needs your help!
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Melody Jane @dommedelouise.bsky.social · 2d
Hey bbs

My friend Ryah has been hitting the hard times and...I don't want her to go through this :(

As a trans woman from Mexico immigrating without familial support, financial support; gosh!

I love her so much, she is such a wonderful joy to have in our community and I wanna keep it that way 🤘😭🎵
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 2d
lol ah yes i see i see. arguing while driving with a bunch of children on board. of course
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 2d
some day we'll both watch enough Bluey episodes to realize we were wrong but until then... 🍻
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 2d
glad to be of service. my ocd and narcissism and autism finally paid off
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carl barxist @vrunt.social · 2d
sorry if that was me. i didn't think it was me but in case it was i didn't mean to. i'm playing video games too
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