Harrison Penis
@berrybruce238.bsky.social
Shaping up to be a pretty sweet little day
Shut the fuck up!! Youre gonna wake up the fucking baby!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Shut the fuck up!! Youre gonna wake up the fucking baby!!
Actually, your short life of grinding struggle, grief, and depression is an amazing gift from god
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Actually, your short life of grinding struggle, grief, and depression is an amazing gift from god
How do i know that americans are dumb enough to buy top load wash machines? Bc i'm the king of people that bought one
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
How do i know that americans are dumb enough to buy top load wash machines? Bc i'm the king of people that bought one
Stealing from walmart is the most sacred and holy thing i do
December 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Stealing from walmart is the most sacred and holy thing i do
I like to get a couple of good rashes going
December 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I like to get a couple of good rashes going
Now that i have a newborn, one of my favorite things to do is look and feel like shit all day
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Now that i have a newborn, one of my favorite things to do is look and feel like shit all day
Sorry but your fascist shitball team isnt winning a world championship without schumer and jeffries on the roster
December 4, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Sorry but your fascist shitball team isnt winning a world championship without schumer and jeffries on the roster
They should make a dating app where you get to swipe thru your potential mates' ancestors
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
They should make a dating app where you get to swipe thru your potential mates' ancestors
In my worst nightmare, i'm woken up in the dead of night by frantic pounding on my front door. Its a large man and he's screaming "please let me in, ive got to take a shit! Please, i'm begging you, i've got to take the biggest shit of my life!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
In my worst nightmare, i'm woken up in the dead of night by frantic pounding on my front door. Its a large man and he's screaming "please let me in, ive got to take a shit! Please, i'm begging you, i've got to take the biggest shit of my life!"
I'm old enough to remember when 'log cabin republican' was the PC term for a gay nazi
December 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm old enough to remember when 'log cabin republican' was the PC term for a gay nazi
Harry Ass Truman
December 3, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Harry Ass Truman
The global war on terror was the real 9/11
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
The global war on terror was the real 9/11
The dem party saw that voters were willing to eat a plate full of sugarcoated poison instead of the same ole shit in the last two elections and so for this third and "most important in a lifetime" election they decided behind closed doors to pop another turd(kamala) in the microwave bc why not
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 AM
The dem party saw that voters were willing to eat a plate full of sugarcoated poison instead of the same ole shit in the last two elections and so for this third and "most important in a lifetime" election they decided behind closed doors to pop another turd(kamala) in the microwave bc why not
Crazed area lunatic feeds the unhoused around central park, insanely washes their feet
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Crazed area lunatic feeds the unhoused around central park, insanely washes their feet
Abortion is 100% murder and the president has the right to go out on dates with toddlers
December 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Abortion is 100% murder and the president has the right to go out on dates with toddlers
Dont worry ma'am, we're flying in ten of the horniest detectives on coke we could find to figure out where your half naked 18 year old daughter ran off to
December 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Dont worry ma'am, we're flying in ten of the horniest detectives on coke we could find to figure out where your half naked 18 year old daughter ran off to
We live in a time where nuking chuds could save the planet
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 AM
We live in a time where nuking chuds could save the planet
I'll be camping out at my polling place ready to vote for the first corporate dem candidate they shit out the 3D printer now that i know the DNC is all about a big floor with a high ceiling
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I'll be camping out at my polling place ready to vote for the first corporate dem candidate they shit out the 3D printer now that i know the DNC is all about a big floor with a high ceiling
Me and the boys huffing hamburgers
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Me and the boys huffing hamburgers
Reading about pete hegseth crying in prison would be like 15 christmases where you get a new 4wheeler all stacked on top of each other
December 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Reading about pete hegseth crying in prison would be like 15 christmases where you get a new 4wheeler all stacked on top of each other
[*trump making out with a newborn] this mcdonalds is amazing
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
[*trump making out with a newborn] this mcdonalds is amazing
Me to my mortal enemy: Hey sooo good to see you, i miss you so much. You really left a hole in my world when you moved out the neighborhood
Me to my best friend: you look like shit. I heard you suck at your job and your wife left you. Cant wait to hear youre dead
Me to my best friend: you look like shit. I heard you suck at your job and your wife left you. Cant wait to hear youre dead
December 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Me to my mortal enemy: Hey sooo good to see you, i miss you so much. You really left a hole in my world when you moved out the neighborhood
Me to my best friend: you look like shit. I heard you suck at your job and your wife left you. Cant wait to hear youre dead
Me to my best friend: you look like shit. I heard you suck at your job and your wife left you. Cant wait to hear youre dead
How old should a baby be before you can grill them a steak?
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
How old should a baby be before you can grill them a steak?