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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo

@ndrichter.bsky.social

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Unfettered PDA Monster (the autism kind, not the school dance kind) in an apologetic AuDHD shell. Been known to tilt at windmills, but also giants. Dual Class Lover/Fighter I'm pretty fucking damaged, thanks for asking. Doing my best to own my shit.

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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · Nov 9

Interests

Buddhism (Soto Zen in particular, although I am somewhat read in other vehicles)

Science (physics, astrophysics, psychology, neurology, among others)

TTRPGS , Esp. PF2E

Gaming, mostly Boomshoots, FPS' and RPG's

Dogs

Corvids/Parrots

Deep Sea Life, Esp. Giant/Colossal Squid

#promosky

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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 17h

If they pulled this thread for a hundred years and the surface of this planet and everything on it is somehow not reduced to a cinder, then, MAYBE they might begin to produce something smart enough to be called stupid.

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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 17h

I do not understand the grand plan of stealing all the currency that you have also devalued and will continue to devalue into oblivion.

Whatever it is that drives these people, it is the furthest thing from a "rational actor".

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 18h

A smart film exec could ride that into turning a low effort reboot into an ironic hit that gets butts in the seats. Throw in a $60 popcorn bucket that doubles as a sex toy and it's a license to print money.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 18h

Critical Role is not a 'really great game of D&D', it's a table read for a fantasy television show that demands you imagine everything because their budget sucks.

D&D is about improvisation and randomization through dice. Scripting *completely* annihilates this conceit. It is a podcast at best.

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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 18h

Boy a turn of phrase like 'logical thinkings' is really great at invalidating anything that might have preceded it.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 18h

I *ALREADY* don't want to watch their dogshit content. I would say this makes me want to watch less, but my desire to do so is as absent as it can get.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Looking for glasses online and I get they want to be nice and current for the kids, but I want my short, square old people glasses, dammit.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Wait. Why is there a racist fork?

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Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

One of the funniest jobs in Final Fantasy is the Dancer. You flashdance at the bad guy and you serve them so hard that it changes causality. I guess it's just a different form of magic, but I picture them running up on dragons in their legwarmers and jumping around and it feels like a Python sketch.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Their guy was presiding when it happened and he later went on to famously leak motor oil, hold a political press conference in front of a landscaping company and farting so loudly at a court preceding that it was picked up by a directional mic pointed THE OTHER WAY.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Brunchlord is a great turn of phrase. I've been enjoying how it's use has expanded.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Meet the people who DARE say no to crappy crap that doesn't work while it pollutes.

Out of their fucking minds.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

I don't care that you care about fashion. It's nice to have hobbies. But I'm here to tell ya that judging people who DON'T care about fashion by the metrics of fashion just makes you come off a petty, elitist prick.

Most people wear shit off the rack and don't have the time or money for fashion.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing communicates the idea you are a douchebag faster than a cigar and if cigar smokers had any amount of personal courage they would admit that their two main draws are:

1) Flexing on people who don't like burning, carcinogenic stink.

2) Conspicuous consumption of an overpriced status symbol.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

So you spent the bulk of the day recapping what happened the last time and talking about power levels with another floaty guy?

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

People put too much stank on their southern accents. Especially white southern people around other white southern people.

Get either one by themselves and they sound 'normal', but get more than one together and you've got yourself a got-danged good ole jug band come straight from the holler.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Babysitting the nephew. We tried watching Cocomelon together but I'd rather smash my head in a trash compactor than intentionally point my face at that brain cancelling trash.

He was mad at first, but now he is happily celebrating getting his first Mario 64 star by himself.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

This whole AI thing has been the tech equivalent of someone's uncle 'pulling of the tip of his thumb' and 'replacing it', 'unharmed' to impress their terminally gullible 4 year old nephew.

They're trying to buy your Manhattan island with beads again.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 1d

Oh boy. They are investigating themselves. Better get my hopes up.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 2d

Youtube RN: WHAT IF THUMBNAIL HUGE!?

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 2d

I know it ages me considerably, but I have been coming around on non-profane insults like ding dong, jackwagon, jerkass, etc.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 2d

Beware The Structure Freaks

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 2d

I'm totally normal, I say to myself, humming the song I improvised about a 'load bearing burrito' someone set as a trap in my freezer.

Here Lies The Late and Bitey Boo @ndrichter.bsky.social · 2d

You're not going to believe what these AI thought about these top ten clickbait articles. #7 will *shock* you!