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Fuck these hotdog necked motherfuckers
biw noi da soience goi
February 5, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The council has decided that it is time to pump up the jam
February 5, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Slobber knockers? Don’t mind if I do
February 5, 2026 at 5:49 AM
mfw the first period of the red wings game so far
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a sign that says auto on it
Alt: Coach saying fuck but the caption says darn
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
hellough world
February 5, 2026 at 1:51 AM
yer ma
There she blows! there! there! there! she blows! she blows!
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
The Three Hottie Problem
February 4, 2026 at 11:10 PM
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This would fix me
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
6 7 gecs
February 4, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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public hair
February 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Fun post if your name is Brent:

The Brent is too damn high
February 4, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Local man chilling
February 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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This processor dispenses a paste that sustains his organic systems.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Haters can’t comprehend that today is my Friday
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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mitch mcconnell is officially on pack watch
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
meaty ogre
February 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Pissing their pants over finger guns
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Computer make sam neil look younger…yeah give him the “wen u nut and she keep suckin” face too
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Thinking about the documentary Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I become crazy
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the of lite
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM