rude dude
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
Pinned
They put my consciousness in a doohickey
Post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Post your warning label
who’s ready for eat day
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
who’s ready for eat day
Henry David The Bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Henry David The Bro
Life is butt; a dream
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Life is butt; a dream
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“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
Doing immersive learning by having a beer before doing my german lessons in duolingo
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Doing immersive learning by having a beer before doing my german lessons in duolingo
Starting an account called the “phantom saver” that just saves posts that would be awkward for someone to save
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Starting an account called the “phantom saver” that just saves posts that would be awkward for someone to save
Thanks Pam, I love to think of objects and scenarios
Your breath is really something
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Thanks Pam, I love to think of objects and scenarios
Reddit “am i the asshole” post but it’s a literal sentient asshole asking
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Reddit “am i the asshole” post but it’s a literal sentient asshole asking
Just beat yourself
November 24, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Just beat yourself
In the grime of my life
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
In the grime of my life
I was going to order dessert but affogato
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I was going to order dessert but affogato
Makes sense. Socialism is incompatible with what we have now and they want to keep what we have now
BREAKING: The House passes a resolution condemning socialism, per FOX
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Makes sense. Socialism is incompatible with what we have now and they want to keep what we have now
Caked up Borg baddie
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Caked up Borg baddie
big beautiful books
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
big beautiful books
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We need to get these woke guns off the streets
The officer was "heading for duty" Wednesday night when his "weapon discharged and he accidentally shot himself in the testicles" in the station's parking lot, records show.
Off-duty Chicago cop accidentally shoots himself in groin outside police station in Gresham
chicago.suntimes.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
We need to get these woke guns off the streets
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Dance like a Mary of Net
Swaying to the symphony
Swaying to the symphony
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dance like a Mary of Net
Swaying to the symphony
Swaying to the symphony