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Fuck these hotdog necked motherfuckers
It seems to me that even in the small amount of documents released in the Epstein files, one can search for just about anything that has become shit over the last few years and find the two pedos that came up with the idea
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Punxsutawney Chill
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
freshly squeezed thoughts
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now wouldn't you, barr of cud of? Oh
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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John Called Van Damn
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Goalie fight!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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yall are just jealous cus you know your crew wouldnt cape for you like that if you shidded your pants in front of everyone at the function.......
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Sydney sweeney joins ice
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Chappell Roan nipple dress is hot i just hope she doesn’t step on it 😬
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Just like me fr
February 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I hate you, I hate you, I don't even know you and I hate your guts. I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you."
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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I know Tarrant County, I've lived there, and this is exactly as insane as everyone says it is, to the point that I'm actually concerned that the lesson learned will be "things are so shitty right now that we don't have to offer or do anything to win"
The largest GOP county in the US, Tarrant Co, TX, suddenly turns blue. And it isn't even close.
February 1, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Most important game of the year
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
*billy madison after becoming a vampire voice* i vant to touch de heiny
February 1, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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jukebox of only field recordings
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Hardest month names to spell rankings:

1. Frebrurary
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99. The rest of them
February 1, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Got the croissant bread loaves from Costco and *hank hill voice* i tell ya hwhat (positive)
February 1, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 3:05 PM
penis lightfoot
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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allow me to introduce.... you're mom's damn ass
January 31, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Roundhog day is every day 4 me
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Going to the store to pick up some dishwasher tablets
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This is exactly what a very nice man with pointy teeth said to me once
You want to live forever?
February 1, 2026 at 1:58 PM