life liver
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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They put my consciousness in a doohickey
a world of advice
November 26, 2025 at 7:22 PM
a world of advice
The goated bleater
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The goated bleater
Bro no work is getting done today 😂
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Bro no work is getting done today 😂
Old man update: up since 4:45 because I went to bed 10 last night. Can’t sleep like i used to brother
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Old man update: up since 4:45 because I went to bed 10 last night. Can’t sleep like i used to brother
my homies are geographical
November 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my homies are geographical
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Chest of peak bae
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Chest of peak bae
The five eras of my brain:
munch
turbo
goop
craig
ouggh
munch
turbo
goop
craig
ouggh
November 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The five eras of my brain:
munch
turbo
goop
craig
ouggh
munch
turbo
goop
craig
ouggh
Wild Onion Bread | Wild Onion Preservation
YouTube video by Kənd Həyatı
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop leaves Tubi in less than a week.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Paul Blart: Mall Cop leaves Tubi in less than a week.
Graduated from a shower beer to a shower scotch
November 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Graduated from a shower beer to a shower scotch
Y’alls phone feel lighter after deleting stuff too?
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Y’alls phone feel lighter after deleting stuff too?
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Post your warning label
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Post your warning label
who’s ready for eat day
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 AM
who’s ready for eat day
Henry David The Bro
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Henry David The Bro
Life is butt; a dream
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Life is butt; a dream
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“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
“Tug up on it once then I’m dead” might be the funniest phrase in human history. It’s one of those things that works regardless of context but planted in the original context it grows like a magic beanstalk into heaven.
Doing immersive learning by having a beer before doing my german lessons in duolingo
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Doing immersive learning by having a beer before doing my german lessons in duolingo
Starting an account called the “phantom saver” that just saves posts that would be awkward for someone to save
November 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Starting an account called the “phantom saver” that just saves posts that would be awkward for someone to save