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This processor dispenses a paste that sustains his organic systems.
February 4, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Haters can’t comprehend that today is my Friday
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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mitch mcconnell is officially on pack watch
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
February 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
meaty ogre
February 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Pissing their pants over finger guns
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
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Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.

Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?

A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.

R: Pulling out literal guns?

A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Computer make sam neil look younger…yeah give him the “wen u nut and she keep suckin” face too
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Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Thinking about the documentary Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
February 3, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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I become crazy
February 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
the of lite
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Looks like the Zodiac Club gothamist.com/food/inside-...
February 3, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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siri dial my swag back
February 3, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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accidentally visited penis dot com and now my computer is incredibly slow
February 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
It seems to me that even in the small amount of documents released in the Epstein files, one can search for just about anything that has become shit over the last few years and find the two pedos that came up with the idea
February 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Punxsutawney Chill
February 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
freshly squeezed thoughts
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
You'd have me down, down, down, down on my knees
Now wouldn't you, barr of cud of? Oh
February 2, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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John Called Van Damn
February 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Goalie fight!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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yall are just jealous cus you know your crew wouldnt cape for you like that if you shidded your pants in front of everyone at the function.......
February 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
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Sydney sweeney joins ice
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Chappell Roan nipple dress is hot i just hope she doesn’t step on it 😬
February 2, 2026 at 12:49 AM