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Derek (cosmic horror)

@nocontroller.bsky.social

4.2K followers 1.1K following 8.4K posts

To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13

The mods always suck, brother

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 15h

brung hole

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Coin perch

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

The goop got too rowdy

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Me trying to quietly sneak a slice of pie out of the fridge at 3 am

mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1d

you know I had to do it

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck lol

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

From time to time

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

They call me Freak Willy

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 1d

Orange building
Alligator, MS

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

pluh

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 1d

I will never vote for John Travolta.

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Amateur shit

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SCARED Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 1d

THOUGHTS ARRIVE LIKE BUTTERFLIES

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

It do be like that

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Amen to that

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Racist and nazi is a bit redundant sure but i think it’s important to mention both separately

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

One one side you have racist pedophile nazis and their supporters and on the other you have people that think that civilly disagreeing with them is the zenith of political action

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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 1d

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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 1d

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Seems like no one has a goddamn spine anymore huh

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

I’m labeling you a “beautiful user”

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Metal licka

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t read the phone when you’re head-banging brother

Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

The main problem with this fuck ass country is that there’s no mandatory Metallica at 10pm anymore

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

“You labeled me, I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven”

Damn so true, metallica #wow #bluesky #drama

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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d

“Figurines of the Huluppu Tree”

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