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Derek (cosmic horror)
@nocontroller.bsky.social
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To fall asleep you must first pretend to be asleep. This is also how everything else in life works.
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · Jul 13
The mods always suck, brother
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 14m
It do be like that
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 17m
Amen to that
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19m
Racist and nazi is a bit redundant sure but i think it’s important to mention both separately
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 20m
One one side you have racist pedophile nazis and their supporters and on the other you have people that think that civilly disagreeing with them is the zenith of political action
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 32m
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 4h
“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 36m
Seems like no one has a goddamn spine anymore huh
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 2h
I’m labeling you a “beautiful user”
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 2h
Metal licka
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 2h
Can’t read the phone when you’re head-banging brother
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 2h
The main problem with this fuck ass country is that there’s no mandatory Metallica at 10pm anymore
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 2h
“You labeled me, I'll label you
So I dub thee unforgiven”

Damn so true, metallica #wow #bluesky #drama
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 5h
“Figurines of the Huluppu Tree”
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Yoda Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 9h
King Crimson but with Gilgamesh on vocals “ziggurats, ice cream”
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 5h
RETVRN
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Am I Pragnent? @am-i-pragnent.bsky.social · 5h
[Q]
Is it normal to go to the bathroom while your talking on the phone?

[A]
Nope

[2007]
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 18h
Cin of ma
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19h
They call me “a full moon”
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 19h
Watching Aliens (1986) and it’s giving mother
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 20h
Haha how about those Lions tho
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 20h
Everyone got insights i got outsights
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 20h
oeip
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 20h
those of you who are 0-1, drop some helpful advice for those of us just born 🙏
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Lord Piss @lordpiss.bsky.social · 23h
when my post isn’t doing numbers
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Derek (cosmic horror) @nocontroller.bsky.social · 1d
yoink my doinky
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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d
Dang, I’m thirstier than one of the good kings of old
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