Alex Grease
dodgonkulator.bsky.social
Alex Grease
@dodgonkulator.bsky.social
SUCK SMEAR GUNK HEAVE
The way My hungry ass thought this was mecca
genuinely stunning image
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 AM
It's not too late man you've got your whole life ahead of you! Well, mostly the parts where you continue along the trajectory you've already cemented for yourself while the world slowly moves past you. But that's still a fun time
January 23, 2026 at 7:49 PM
What are you talking of bout
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Oh hey your band's set was great. Although you personally do seem to be holding the rest of them back
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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patient: but doctor.. i AM pagliacci

pagliacci (pretending to be a doctor to drum up business): you can just say you don't want to go to the show
February 18, 2024 at 10:26 AM
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my new thing is i export all my mixes as 320kbps mp3s and then i run those through the mastering rack and export them as 320kbps mp3s again
December 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's always tough to see someone much younger outperform you at your craft. Some of my employees are like 8 years old and they're already better than I'll ever be at sewing large quantities of inexpensive garments
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bleace bleace bleace let me get what I want -the Smith
December 10, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Having sex is naive
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Looked up what Rob Thomas has been up to - he's been a naughty boy
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
pronouncing "lady gaga" with the emphasis on the last syllable
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That's damn as hell !!!!
December 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Breaking Bad should have been called Making Meth instead
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
came across a paper by someone with the last name Rissler
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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(cheerfully clocking in for my first shift as the prince's whipping boy) alright boss who we whippin first
December 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
A lot of music producers claim to have a "secret weapon in the studio" but I think the only person who could really say that was phil spector
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Houston: Hey Armstrong.. [snickering] what's 375218954×466539?

Neil Armstrong: [holding back tears] I TOLD you guys I don't KNOW!!!
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Apples to apples dust to dust
December 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A lot of elementary school teachers like to say they're the "real life Ms Frizzle" ok.....and you take the kids to, what, the museum 🤨
December 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
You: Garlic is the same model as Shallotpeat right?

Me: [shaking my head and laughing] No.
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
horny uncle and Film Twitter nephew bonding at christmas dinner complaining about how movies don't have sex scenes and naked ass + nipples anymore
December 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
between generative AI and netflix cultural hegemony we're really heading into the Coworker Century
December 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It's fun how charlie kirk's death was supposed to inspire the Total Frat Move junta but instead it pretty much immediately attained the status of a news headline that gets printed at a 30th high school reunion to be like My, What A Year That Was....
December 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You come into MY fucking office asking me about some bullshit that's directly related to my work responsibilities
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM