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Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
· Jul 4
Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
Who called it "following a girl around every day" and not "living simply"
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Who called it "following a girl around every day" and not "living simply"
I know Sonic started in Oklahoma, but spiritually it is a Texas establishment.
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I know Sonic started in Oklahoma, but spiritually it is a Texas establishment.
Me: no one needs to be driving a giant truck. They're too big and inefficient and unnecessary.
Me driving an ancient Ram 1500 around Austin:
Me driving an ancient Ram 1500 around Austin:
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Me: no one needs to be driving a giant truck. They're too big and inefficient and unnecessary.
Me driving an ancient Ram 1500 around Austin:
Me driving an ancient Ram 1500 around Austin:
When you walk into Thanksgiving wearing your funny hat but no one else thinks it's funny
November 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When you walk into Thanksgiving wearing your funny hat but no one else thinks it's funny
Cam Newton looking like a detective who came over on the Mayflower
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cam Newton looking like a detective who came over on the Mayflower
"Grab that for the museum"
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Grab that for the museum"
Some of you didn't grow up with your dad constantly cracking up at "first name Bob, last name wehadababyitsaboy"
November 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Some of you didn't grow up with your dad constantly cracking up at "first name Bob, last name wehadababyitsaboy"
Ravens got more turnovers than a German bakery.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ravens got more turnovers than a German bakery.
absolutely clowned all my in-laws through six hands, won by 125 points, everyone left to go eat, I started playing “all I do is win” on my phone as loud as it would go
Bout to stunt on these hoes (in Phase 10)
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
absolutely clowned all my in-laws through six hands, won by 125 points, everyone left to go eat, I started playing “all I do is win” on my phone as loud as it would go
Bout to stunt on these hoes (in Phase 10)
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Bout to stunt on these hoes (in Phase 10)
Tom Brady's dog should be a pomeranian named Pom Brady.
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Tom Brady's dog should be a pomeranian named Pom Brady.
I am sitting in a big leather chair with a whiskey in my hand in front of the fire.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I am sitting in a big leather chair with a whiskey in my hand in front of the fire.
Family is watching a movie at 150db
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Family is watching a movie at 150db
It's a tradition unlike any other
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's a tradition unlike any other
Clear plates.
Full guts.
Can't move.
Full guts.
Can't move.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Clear plates.
Full guts.
Can't move.
Full guts.
Can't move.
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