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Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.
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Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
Does anyone want to take me to the airport tomorrow morning 😬
February 3, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We stopped to get appetizer fries
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
The moon was formed 4 billion years ago from a collection of rocks after another planet smashed into the young Earth, and now it just hangs out looking beautiful in our sky! It makes the tides! It exerts gravity! We can literally visit it!
February 3, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I desire Indian food
February 3, 2026 at 12:22 AM
OH MY GOD TALBI

#SAFC
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Today would be a great day for SoupTube ™ @meghancolleen.bsky.social
February 2, 2026 at 3:51 PM
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Sunday Scaries but they start at 12:30am on Monday
February 2, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Turning on the Bob Ross Roku channel and seeing a WWE ad is jarring
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
11:54pm [not hungry]: I would destroy an uncrustable right now
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Whenever you post lewds
Bad Bunny's reaction to Album of the Year
February 2, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Oh God they're gonna start a whole new Grammys now.
February 2, 2026 at 4:40 AM
We stormed the beaches of Normandy saving France from the hell of fascism, and now they repay us by absorbing a Browns home game 80 years later.
Why are we punishing France like this?
February 2, 2026 at 1:53 AM
The Grammys would be a great name for a grandmother award show.
February 2, 2026 at 1:46 AM
This includes The Moon
Women are beautiful imho
February 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
February 1, 2026 at 11:34 PM
February 1, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Please let me know if you want in! It's one of my favorite things to do during the year, and I love supporting the causes my incredible internet friends hold dear.
If any of y’all don’t follow me on instagram dot com and want to be a part of my annual Terry Bradshaw Memorial Charity Squares Bonanza my username is oktysure! I will be blasting it out tomorrow!!
February 1, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Women are beautiful imho
February 1, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The main thing I want in life is a giant kitchen, a magic dishwasher, and people I love to cook for.
January 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
If any of y’all don’t follow me on instagram dot com and want to be a part of my annual Terry Bradshaw Memorial Charity Squares Bonanza my username is oktysure! I will be blasting it out tomorrow!!
January 31, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Miami if Carson Beck didn’t throw a backbreaking pick on the final drive
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Pete slept in my back all night and now my whole body hurts.
January 31, 2026 at 1:39 PM
WHEN DOES THE SNOW START
January 31, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Reposted by Tyler
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM