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okty.bsky.social
Tyler
@okty.bsky.social
790 followers 600 following 10K posts
Find me at Whole Foods, bitch.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · Jul 4
Hey. I love all y'all. Seriously. I'm proud of you and the things you've done and are doing and will do. Existing in a hostile world is an act of bravery, and make no mistake: the world is better with you in it.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 9h
OH MY GOD NOW A SCHWARBOMB
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 9h
More like Max Duncy
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · Jun 23
You’re why my timeline is usually

[bad news about the world]
[bad news about the US]
JT REALMUTO COULD RIDE ME LIKE SECRETARIAT
[bad news about the climate]
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 9h
Four
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 9h
I wish I had a snack.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 10h
Hey girl are you radon because you are somehow highly stable and toxic
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 11h
I got you
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 11h
No cat. Bullshit bodega
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 12h
I am going to the bodega if anyone needs anything
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 12h
Put him on a boat call him Billy Ocean
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 12h
michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling .
Alt: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and smiling . Stop it. Get some help.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 12h
Girls be like "I dated the founder of antifa" and it's just fucking Todd
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 12h
My girlfriend? You don't know her. She goes to a different school (antifa)
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 16h
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 13h
I'm a fan
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 13h
Can check
Lite Crispy Bois
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 21h
lmao this dolt is beyond parody.
yeah Lee Greenwood, totally appealing to all audiences. you nailed it buddy
“Lee Greenwood for Super Bowl halftime show!” says the idiot
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 21h
First year analyst / Partner / Associate
Andy Reid, Travis Kelce, Patrick Mahomes
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 21h
Uber driver only speaks Spanish!! I am outraged!!

(At myself because she is very cute and I'm not confident enough in my Spanish to converse in it)
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 21h
Okay that's true
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 21h
I needed you on this plane
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 21h
Flight attendant said "Welcome to Miami" and not one person said the rest.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 23h
Taking off. As always: if this plane crashes I love all y'all, some more than others, sue delta for a billion dollars on my behalf.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 23h
SEO Speedwagon @woodmuffin Please stop praying for my grandpa u are making him too strong. He broke out of the hospital & cops say their tasers don't work on him :( 3:04 PM · Jan 9, 2013
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d
Love that my brain can't distinguish between being chased by a pack of rabid wolves and a little traffic on the way to the airport.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d
I bring a sort of get to the airport two hours before the flight energy that no one else traveling with me likes.
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 1d
Well this will hopefully have been a fun 90 minute ride to the airport this morning.
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