Kaye Elling
@k000.bsky.social
Short, round, tattooed, middle-aged academic with a game dev past. TTRPGs, art, sketching, movies, minis, dogs, tattoos, metal, lefty politics, snark and memes. Goth adjacent but #NotaGoth. Fully anti-AI. Probably neurospicy. She/her.
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Kaye Elling
@k000.bsky.social
· Mar 20
Behold: The Dryangle V0.1!*
A philosophical model for the most efficient and effective way of drying laundry outside on a washing line or airer, depending on weather conditions.
*V0.1 because there are probably more accurate ways to explain the considerations.
A philosophical model for the most efficient and effective way of drying laundry outside on a washing line or airer, depending on weather conditions.
*V0.1 because there are probably more accurate ways to explain the considerations.
Somehow it is still January. So I had marble cake and custard* with my lunch and am feeling much happier for it.
* low-ish sugar cake and sugar-free custard. Still good though!
* low-ish sugar cake and sugar-free custard. Still good though!
January 29, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Somehow it is still January. So I had marble cake and custard* with my lunch and am feeling much happier for it.
* low-ish sugar cake and sugar-free custard. Still good though!
* low-ish sugar cake and sugar-free custard. Still good though!
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The only person who bought a ticket for Melania
January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
The only person who bought a ticket for Melania
This was the last console I actively developed for.
[Insert gif of Spongebob climbing into own grave here]
[Insert gif of Spongebob climbing into own grave here]
Next year the PlayStation 3 will be older than the NES was when the PS3 launched.
January 29, 2026 at 9:27 AM
This was the last console I actively developed for.
[Insert gif of Spongebob climbing into own grave here]
[Insert gif of Spongebob climbing into own grave here]
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This machine yub nubs fascists.
January 29, 2026 at 4:13 AM
This machine yub nubs fascists.
Quote with five jobs you've had:
Cleaner
LARP weapon maker
Lead Artist (Console Game Dev)
Project manager (Web games)
Head of Department (HE)
Cleaner
LARP weapon maker
Lead Artist (Console Game Dev)
Project manager (Web games)
Head of Department (HE)
Quote with five jobs you've had:
Special School Assistant
Intergration Assistant
Teacher
Trainer and Project Coordinator
Product/Technical Developer
Special School Assistant
Intergration Assistant
Teacher
Trainer and Project Coordinator
Product/Technical Developer
Quote w five jobs you've had
lol at five. I've have somewhere around thirty?
1. Watchmaker
2. High-end turntable quality control technician
3. 3D printer calibration technician
4. Cash register repair technician
5. Slaughterhouse machinery repair technician
lol at five. I've have somewhere around thirty?
1. Watchmaker
2. High-end turntable quality control technician
3. 3D printer calibration technician
4. Cash register repair technician
5. Slaughterhouse machinery repair technician
January 28, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Quote with five jobs you've had:
Cleaner
LARP weapon maker
Lead Artist (Console Game Dev)
Project manager (Web games)
Head of Department (HE)
Cleaner
LARP weapon maker
Lead Artist (Console Game Dev)
Project manager (Web games)
Head of Department (HE)
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This woman will be protected by generations of crows
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
September 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
This woman will be protected by generations of crows
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
h/t: Autumn Buck / firstdatejunkie
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I accidentally played the same numbers twice on the Euromillions lottery yesterday, and therefore won £3.60 twice.
Twice!
Twice!
a woman in a floral dress with the words chuckles in rich written on it
Alt: a woman in a floral dress with the words chuckles in rich written on it
media.tenor.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I accidentally played the same numbers twice on the Euromillions lottery yesterday, and therefore won £3.60 twice.
Twice!
Twice!
A little timeline cleanse.
Want to see something no one's ever seen before? (barring 160~ people who watched it live a few minutes ago)
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 AM
A little timeline cleanse.
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Serious question: What's the point of rememberance if we overlook/ignore/do nowt about the same crap whenever it comes around again?
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Serious question: What's the point of rememberance if we overlook/ignore/do nowt about the same crap whenever it comes around again?
hey babe what's your sign
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
hey babe what's your sign
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Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Auschwitz was at the end of a process. We must remember that it did not start from gas chambers.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
This hatred gradually developed: from ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.
Auschwitz took time.
After 4 hours of block teaching yesterday, I'm working from home today to let my voice recover. This cold is a pernicious wee bastard, but I will prevail!
January 27, 2026 at 9:26 AM
After 4 hours of block teaching yesterday, I'm working from home today to let my voice recover. This cold is a pernicious wee bastard, but I will prevail!
Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favorite characters:
January 27, 2026 at 9:12 AM
Use this post as an excuse to post one of your favorite characters:
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January 26, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Share one of your favourite lines from a COMEDY movie!
January 26, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Share one of your favourite lines from a COMEDY movie!
I'm back at work but my brain is operating at half speed. Teaching gonna be fun today, folks.
January 26, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I'm back at work but my brain is operating at half speed. Teaching gonna be fun today, folks.
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We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a moo Cow with their best Dog pal sharing a little quality moment.
January 26, 2026 at 8:12 AM
We all know that January is a tough month, so here's a moo Cow with their best Dog pal sharing a little quality moment.
Oh no, I stayed up late playing Raft because I felt a bit better and now it's nearly 2am and I'm hungry.
Epic fail.
Epic fail.
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Oh no, I stayed up late playing Raft because I felt a bit better and now it's nearly 2am and I'm hungry.
Epic fail.
Epic fail.
Sadly the world must now end as I have run out of suitable glass jars, despite hoarding them religiously. All my current ones are either too large, without lids, or covered in paint.
a woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her head and a betsmove logo in the corner .
Alt: a woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her head and a betsmove logo in the corner .
media.tenor.com
January 24, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Sadly the world must now end as I have run out of suitable glass jars, despite hoarding them religiously. All my current ones are either too large, without lids, or covered in paint.
Drop some Spaceships...
January 24, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Drop some Spaceships...