Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
In other news scorpion promises not to sting frog.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
In other news scorpion promises not to sting frog.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I implore someone, anyone, in the media…
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Do your job
And the next time you have Farage on, please ask him directly:
…what were the motivations behind this?
Tell me you’ve never made people laugh at a party without telling me you’ve never made people laugh at a party.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Tell me you’ve never made people laugh at a party without telling me you’ve never made people laugh at a party.
Post a movie where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Post a movie where you’re from.
Re my last post. I will think about this oversight forever.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Re my last post. I will think about this oversight forever.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti...
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti...
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti...
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti...
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
“You’ve got to let him go, sir…”
*Top Gun sad music plays
*Top Gun sad music plays
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“You’ve got to let him go, sir…”
*Top Gun sad music plays
*Top Gun sad music plays
It’s good night from me.
And it’s good night from him.
And it’s good night from him.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It’s good night from me.
And it’s good night from him.
And it’s good night from him.
Honestly. Everything is now just a parody of itself. 🥴
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Honestly. Everything is now just a parody of itself. 🥴
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An Important Information Film. Please share widely so that more people receive the information.
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
An Important Information Film. Please share widely so that more people receive the information.
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Tickets: www.mickperrin.com/tours/alasdair-beckett-king-king-of-crumbs
Hey creatives. I know it can be the devil but Adobe currently have a Black Friday sale on 50% off Creative Cloud. Great time to get it or renegotiate what you're paying already.
a man in a green shirt that says that is saving money on it
ALT: a man in a green shirt that says that is saving money on it
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hey creatives. I know it can be the devil but Adobe currently have a Black Friday sale on 50% off Creative Cloud. Great time to get it or renegotiate what you're paying already.
On paper this is the greatest film ever made.
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
On paper this is the greatest film ever made.
Looking back at Vincent Prices' character in Edward Scissorhands, seeing his machines to chop veg, bake biscuits and the baller decision to make a man and give him, of all the materials available, SCISSORS FOR HANDS you realise we just didn't have the language for ADHD back then.
November 21, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Looking back at Vincent Prices' character in Edward Scissorhands, seeing his machines to chop veg, bake biscuits and the baller decision to make a man and give him, of all the materials available, SCISSORS FOR HANDS you realise we just didn't have the language for ADHD back then.
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Why do you want?
Usual. Hairy boob with a sloping peak.
On it.
Usual. Hairy boob with a sloping peak.
On it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Why do you want?
Usual. Hairy boob with a sloping peak.
On it.
Usual. Hairy boob with a sloping peak.
On it.
Me hitting up contacts for work
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me hitting up contacts for work
Three years ago today the light fell perfectly in the butchers window.
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Three years ago today the light fell perfectly in the butchers window.
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Fuck Around (making a rocket ship at home in Lancashire with help from your dog) & Find Out (that the moon really is made of cheese)
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Fuck Around (making a rocket ship at home in Lancashire with help from your dog) & Find Out (that the moon really is made of cheese)
For anyone visiting the UK "brrrugghhh. Cold init" is how we greet each other for the next few months. Accepted responses include:
"Freezing"
"It's awful"
"If it's gonna be this cold it should just snow".
"Freezing"
"It's awful"
"If it's gonna be this cold it should just snow".
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
For anyone visiting the UK "brrrugghhh. Cold init" is how we greet each other for the next few months. Accepted responses include:
"Freezing"
"It's awful"
"If it's gonna be this cold it should just snow".
"Freezing"
"It's awful"
"If it's gonna be this cold it should just snow".
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The man who inspired this six years ago I often still see round my neighbourhood, and he still hasn't found the rest of his car.
![@tomb_urges - Whenever I see someone on one of these, I like like to imagine they started out with a much larger vehicle and their journey has been riddled with mishaps. [pic of guy on a unicycle type thing]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreialamhqwi5ukvc5s2hvbpuofiltysnogvfr6kqcy7cj4ye6alqkau@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The man who inspired this six years ago I often still see round my neighbourhood, and he still hasn't found the rest of his car.
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It's so cold, Dad's across the North of England are close to entertaining the idea of maybe putting the heating on for ten minutes.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's so cold, Dad's across the North of England are close to entertaining the idea of maybe putting the heating on for ten minutes.
