Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
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Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
Aint no law that says you can't look chic busting criminals.
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Aint no law that says you can't look chic busting criminals.
I had to google this but he's called Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux. He was the Louve detective (nearly sent that as love detective haha).
February 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I had to google this but he's called Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux. He was the Louve detective (nearly sent that as love detective haha).
Oh I know. Popularist fluff. Meaningless.
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Oh I know. Popularist fluff. Meaningless.
Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.
I'm sure they will be capped. 🙃🤡
February 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I'm sure they will be capped. 🙃🤡
Alcohol actually cures all ailments. That’s just science.
February 3, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Alcohol actually cures all ailments. That’s just science.
Everything you have.
February 3, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Everything you have.
Nigel Farage is gonna cut pint prices by 5p. Finally a pint for under £9.40 in central London!
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Nigel Farage is gonna cut pint prices by 5p. Finally a pint for under £9.40 in central London!
Weird we all grew up and stopped celebrating Opposite Day.
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Weird we all grew up and stopped celebrating Opposite Day.
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Coming out of January like:
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Coming out of January like:
Coming out of January like:
an old man with a beard and a crown on his head .
ALT: an old man with a beard and a crown on his head .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Coming out of January like:
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Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
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If Bilbo had Chat GPT
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
😂 I thought it looked like an advert you see only on a plane.
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
😂 I thought it looked like an advert you see only on a plane.
Ahhh man. Catherine O’Hara 😔 What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. 💔
January 30, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Ahhh man. Catherine O’Hara 😔 What an absolute talent. Just stole every minute she was on screen and seemed to still be getting better and funnier every year. 💔
This was doing alright but have redone for correct spelling of heir. Goddamn me. Goddamn these catchy lyrics.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This was doing alright but have redone for correct spelling of heir. Goddamn me. Goddamn these catchy lyrics.
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the last Dúnedain and Isildur's heir.
Genuinely had this in my head all day and had to get it out.
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Genuinely had this in my head all day and had to get it out.
One of the most frustrating byproducts of AI is now everything you make someone will dismiss as if you haven’t put effort in. Because they never have. As if all creative endeavour is a kind of afterthought. The fact posts now has to have not AI or I actually made this just sucks.
January 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
One of the most frustrating byproducts of AI is now everything you make someone will dismiss as if you haven’t put effort in. Because they never have. As if all creative endeavour is a kind of afterthought. The fact posts now has to have not AI or I actually made this just sucks.
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
😝 just say it’s a test.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
😝 just say it’s a test.