Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
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Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
· Nov 14
Okay Bluesky, this is the greatest thing I have ever made and now it’s here for you. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.
Me watching my wife, watching a show I’ve already seen, knowing a gut wrenching twist is about to drop.
February 8, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Me watching my wife, watching a show I’ve already seen, knowing a gut wrenching twist is about to drop.
That time I recreated the Buffy the Vampire intro using only stock footage.
February 8, 2026 at 1:17 PM
That time I recreated the Buffy the Vampire intro using only stock footage.
Reposted by Matthew Highton
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
February 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
COLUMBO: My wife, she loves your games. The sunken ghost ship level. It’s her favourite
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
MARIO: Thank-a you!
C: Just one more thing. Now you say your girlfriend, the Princess, was kidnapped by Bowser, your enemy. And yet you were go-karting with him this morning?
M: What’s-a your point, Detective?
Going back through my old stock video recreations.* The Batman Animated Series one was always one of my faves but never really got the love some of the others did. Anyway here it is again/for the first time to some of you.
*we all had hobbies in lockdown I recreated intros in stock footage.
*we all had hobbies in lockdown I recreated intros in stock footage.
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Going back through my old stock video recreations.* The Batman Animated Series one was always one of my faves but never really got the love some of the others did. Anyway here it is again/for the first time to some of you.
*we all had hobbies in lockdown I recreated intros in stock footage.
*we all had hobbies in lockdown I recreated intros in stock footage.
That time I recreated the Pokémon intro using only stock footage.
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
That time I recreated the Pokémon intro using only stock footage.
That time I recreated the Simpsons intro using only stock footage.
February 6, 2026 at 8:58 AM
That time I recreated the Simpsons intro using only stock footage.
Nothing came out about me. It’s time the country should move on from the Epstein files.
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Nothing came out about me. It’s time the country should move on from the Epstein files.
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The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
The Struggles Of Elon Musk 😔
That time I recreated the X-Men intro using only stock footage.
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
That time I recreated the X-Men intro using only stock footage.
It's only when Starmer speaks you realise how many "p's" there are in words.
February 5, 2026 at 11:16 AM
It's only when Starmer speaks you realise how many "p's" there are in words.
Here’s that wholesome episode of Teletubbies where Pennywise visits.
February 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Here’s that wholesome episode of Teletubbies where Pennywise visits.
Person in charge of the office fire alarm test:
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Hold...
Hold...
Not yet...
*everyone starts to get up and walk out
STOP!
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Hold...
Hold...
Not yet...
*everyone starts to get up and walk out
STOP!
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Person in charge of the office fire alarm test:
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Hold...
Hold...
Not yet...
*everyone starts to get up and walk out
STOP!
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Hold...
Hold...
Not yet...
*everyone starts to get up and walk out
STOP!
Reposted by Matthew Highton
There's something very wrong with Matthew
Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.
February 4, 2026 at 12:02 PM
There's something very wrong with Matthew
Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Timeline break: Here's the Dolmio Family doing the "funny how" scene from Goodfellas.
Reposted by Matthew Highton
A story in three parts
October 16, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A story in three parts
Genuinely think the iPhone weather app gets you through winter by always promising snow less than a week away but when you get near it goes “actually it was just cold rain. But honestly next week. I swear.”
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Genuinely think the iPhone weather app gets you through winter by always promising snow less than a week away but when you get near it goes “actually it was just cold rain. But honestly next week. I swear.”
“With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. If I clap half of them become monkeys, but in people clothes. If I tap. Double people. And if I fart, half the planet farts, but on the same side and so it goes slowly towards the sun. I call that stinky mercy.”
February 3, 2026 at 8:17 PM
“With all six Stones, I could simply snap my fingers. They would all cease to exist. If I clap half of them become monkeys, but in people clothes. If I tap. Double people. And if I fart, half the planet farts, but on the same side and so it goes slowly towards the sun. I call that stinky mercy.”
Reposted by Matthew Highton
The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy
Only on YouTube.
Only on YouTube.
The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy
YouTube video by Michael Spicer
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February 2, 2026 at 8:25 AM
The Room Next Door - Donald Trump and the New Guy
Only on YouTube.
Only on YouTube.
Reposted by Matthew Highton
Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
February 3, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Peter Mandelson will return in... AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.
February 3, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.
Nigel Farage is gonna cut pint prices by 5p. Finally a pint for under £9.40 in central London!
February 3, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Nigel Farage is gonna cut pint prices by 5p. Finally a pint for under £9.40 in central London!
Weird we all grew up and stopped celebrating Opposite Day.
February 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Weird we all grew up and stopped celebrating Opposite Day.