Matthew Highton
@matthighton.bsky.social
Comedian and maker of nonsense.
😂 I thought it looked like an advert you see only on a plane.
January 30, 2026 at 9:08 PM
😂 I thought it looked like an advert you see only on a plane.
This was doing alright but have redone for correct spelling of heir. Goddamn me. Goddamn these catchy lyrics.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 PM
This was doing alright but have redone for correct spelling of heir. Goddamn me. Goddamn these catchy lyrics.
Genuinely had this in my head all day and had to get it out.
January 30, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Genuinely had this in my head all day and had to get it out.
😝 just say it’s a test.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
😝 just say it’s a test.
This is post cull. It was brutal.
January 29, 2026 at 10:48 PM
This is post cull. It was brutal.
Nat, you can’t back pedal now. I’ve just bought 600 Blu-Rays and mailed them out to my loved ones saying this will change your life all based on YOUR original post. Yes i have EXACTLY 600 loves ones.
January 29, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Nat, you can’t back pedal now. I’ve just bought 600 Blu-Rays and mailed them out to my loved ones saying this will change your life all based on YOUR original post. Yes i have EXACTLY 600 loves ones.
I am aware this is parody.
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
I am aware this is parody.
Same. It never does it justice.
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Same. It never does it justice.
Such is my curse.
January 29, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Such is my curse.