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Reprint before and after: when RL Stine became a bigger star than Indiana Jones.
February 17, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Make a GI Joe movie about these specific characters.
These Joes do not have a concrete preorder date set yet: Zanya/Chameleon, Professor Rottclaw/Deinonychus, Red Dog/Taurus, & Action Soldier.

Night Creeper (D.I.R.E. Tech) is a Walmart Collector Con preorder in March.

All info is here too - buff.ly/fkIcHQ6
February 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Just saw Detmer at the coffee shop.
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Loved the trailer for The Mandalorian and Grobach.
February 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Ha ha ha ha the dog
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
TNG had a perfect ending, then it had a bunch of disappointing endings, and Picard season 3's main job was to somehow finagle it back to having a good ending.
Season 3 is one long apology for Star Trek: Generations and on that basis I support it
February 17, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I'm sorry but this just happened, it wasn't three years ago.
The third and final season of Star Trek Picard began 3 years ago today with "The Next Generation".

So this is the anniversary of the USS Titan-A!
a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
ALT: a space ship with a blue light on the front of it
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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did somebody make the big A belt buckle for him or did he do it himself. Did he see it in a store
February 17, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Please enjoy a rainbow over Gelson’s.
February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Gul Dukat's son wrote the final episode of Columbo.
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 PM
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Oh goddammit, Frederick Wiseman too? So many canon entries, but I have a special affection for The Store (1983). Rest easy to a giant.
February 16, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I thought I was being incredibly smart stocking up on my favorite pen but now I have a dozen dried-out, never used pens.
February 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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All art is inherently political. John Tesh made a strong statement to flat earthers with "Round ball rock"
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I just realized that I was taught in an environment closer to "art has to have a political message."
Lotta “art shouldn’t be political” takes going around (including from faculty at my art program) and I just have to say: wow fuck that
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What if Russel Crowe got even thicker
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Next sunday is free museum day in Southern California, just FYI.
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Shatner opening up the Generations set, throwing away Kirk and playing with the horse.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Bane was invented to destroy Batman, but instead became my best friend.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Rodimus Prime.
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Nope.
I still think the internet is the best comp for AI. It was a bubble that popped, but the underlying tech turned out to be real. It enabled a bunch of psychosis and slop, but also some genuinely cool stuff. Massive labor market disruptions, but employment levels look about the same.
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
There isn't a new Super Bowl episode today?
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The episode where Picard meets Spock is also the episode where Picard meets Stephen Root.
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Michael Dorn did DS9 to afford an airplane. Every time you watch Worf on DS9, he is thinking about airplanes.
The Homeland is no longer secure. Post rare worfs
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM