Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
The "Coach" theme is both diegetic and has lyrics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The "Coach" theme is both diegetic and has lyrics.
I know how I'm going to die (stroking out talking to an Amazon customer service rep)
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know how I'm going to die (stroking out talking to an Amazon customer service rep)
President Cuck
yeah, I definitely don’t want to get anyone in trouble, but apparently her boyfriend is an open secret. he has Secret Service detail/nickname & she spends a lot of her time with him. I seem to recall he was initially a trainer or something extremely cliche.
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
President Cuck
Reposted by Brandon Bird
Uhhh exclusive breaking news here in my replies in a parenthesis?
I have some friends that worked on it & apparently it was unfettered access to the worst people behaving badly & without filter (racist senators, Melania’s boyfriend drama, infighting, etc) so a good portion of that $40 million might just be hush money to insure the raw footage never escapes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Uhhh exclusive breaking news here in my replies in a parenthesis?
Greg Bovino sure is a dumb hog.
Here's how Greg Bovino denies tackling Scott Blackburn, while watching a video showing him tacking Scott Blackburn.
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
legacy.www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
![A 5-question exchange in which Greg Bovino is asked if he sees an older gentleman, "expressing his disagreement with [Bovino's] presence in Chicago [who] doesn't like the fact that you are instructing him to move down, right?"
Bovino responds, no, "That individual is failing to follow instructions to vacate the area."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bbp2b224lro3bfnzcqwwnkfo/bafkreibxlni2hq5i7mycqssosneb3ahdrtvw3ullnbi6y66dtomevhyhh4@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Greg Bovino sure is a dumb hog.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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Wow I can’t believe I got an email from the real Harrison Ford.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wow I can’t believe I got an email from the real Harrison Ford.
According to Amazon, the shipping boxes I ordered are either in Missouri or on a truck about to be delivered to me within 3 hours.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
According to Amazon, the shipping boxes I ordered are either in Missouri or on a truck about to be delivered to me within 3 hours.
Apparently?
Even funnier that it's apparently Sam Waterston
November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Apparently?
Oh look the giant Optimus Prime in my wishlist is on sale (if you buy me this I will draw you something, doesn't have to be Optimus): www.amazon.com/dp/B0DM6TVX8...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Oh look the giant Optimus Prime in my wishlist is on sale (if you buy me this I will draw you something, doesn't have to be Optimus): www.amazon.com/dp/B0DM6TVX8...
The Star Wars discourse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The Star Wars discourse.
Final word on the Star Wars discourse:
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Final word on the Star Wars discourse:
Hey it's the person from the Magic 8-Ball comic.
November 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey it's the person from the Magic 8-Ball comic.
My spicy and correct take is that Star Wars is more popular and well-liked now that it was in the ten years before Disney bought it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My spicy and correct take is that Star Wars is more popular and well-liked now that it was in the ten years before Disney bought it.
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the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
November 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
the worst star wars movie is easily "air force one." I'm supposed to believe han solo is the president of the united states? on earth? fuck out of here with that bullshit.
"Enterprise is better than Andor" is A TAKE.
I like ENT, whereas all the Star Wars series are mediocre at best
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Enterprise is better than Andor" is A TAKE.
Disney has made the majority of Star Wars content and it's mostly pretty good.
Like, there's a lot of really mediocre/questionable Star Trek out there, but there's much less truly bad Trek than there is bad Star Wars since Disney took over
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Disney has made the majority of Star Wars content and it's mostly pretty good.
Charlie Brown did not have hoes.
You ever think about just how handily Star Trek has won the Star Wars/Star Trek war? Turns out making a lot of good content is really hard!
November 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Charlie Brown did not have hoes.
Clearing my throat: HUH????
You don’t have to have engaged with a single minute of Star Wars IP to understand and enjoy Rogue One. It’s the best thing outside of the original trilogy and honestly may be in the top 3 on its own
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Clearing my throat: HUH????
Oh my GOD Star Wars is the most well-documented film series of all time and you have landed on the worst possible sources for anything about them.
It's also discussed in "People v George Lucas" from 2010, a Red Letter Media interview with Director Philippe in 2011, and the Netflix doc who talks with former Kenner toy company execs in 2017.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh my GOD Star Wars is the most well-documented film series of all time and you have landed on the worst possible sources for anything about them.
Another correct take. I hate the off-brand Imperial March.
My only real complaint about Rogue One is that the music sucks, doesn't feel star warsy, and often doesn't fit the scene. I also /really/ did not enjoy it the first time I saw it in theaters. It grew on me tho
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Another correct take. I hate the off-brand Imperial March.
Four Emmy nominations for Coach, a role he got to play in sweatpants.
November 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Four Emmy nominations for Coach, a role he got to play in sweatpants.
Reposted by Brandon Bird
Reposted by Brandon Bird
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
The point of the Ewoks is that everyone (Empire, Rebels, the audience) dismisses them. If it took place on a planet of Chewbaccas you'd be like, "Oh, the Empire is going to get fucked up."
That said, I saw jedi the week of HS graduation with my childhood best friend and girl and loved it except for the Ewoks. They were cute, but it really should've been shot on the Wookiee homeworld.
I'll never forget that choir sound rising as Luke and Vader dueled at the end.
I'll never forget that choir sound rising as Luke and Vader dueled at the end.
November 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The point of the Ewoks is that everyone (Empire, Rebels, the audience) dismisses them. If it took place on a planet of Chewbaccas you'd be like, "Oh, the Empire is going to get fucked up."