Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
My older brother keeps posting about his plan to strike it rich by writing a book and I don't know how to break it to him.
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
My older brother keeps posting about his plan to strike it rich by writing a book and I don't know how to break it to him.
The episode where Picard meets Spock is also the episode where Picard meets Stephen Root.
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
The episode where Picard meets Spock is also the episode where Picard meets Stephen Root.
Michael Dorn did DS9 to afford an airplane. Every time you watch Worf on DS9, he is thinking about airplanes.
The Homeland is no longer secure. Post rare worfs
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Michael Dorn did DS9 to afford an airplane. Every time you watch Worf on DS9, he is thinking about airplanes.
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Wishing everyone a happy and love filled Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Wishing everyone a happy and love filled Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️
I hope Donald Trump dies soon, so that E. Jean Carroll can get all that money from his estate.
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
I hope Donald Trump dies soon, so that E. Jean Carroll can get all that money from his estate.
Like how Jack McCoy was written as a cad for half a season.
got back to early L&O and forgot that in Lennie’s first episode they were like “what if this guy’s a little racist”
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Like how Jack McCoy was written as a cad for half a season.
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A few days too late for Burt Reynolds’ birthday but I was looking at the Dom DeLuise cookbook Eat This…It’ll Make You Feel Better! and found the recipe for Burt’s beef stew.
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
A few days too late for Burt Reynolds’ birthday but I was looking at the Dom DeLuise cookbook Eat This…It’ll Make You Feel Better! and found the recipe for Burt’s beef stew.
FYI the real trouble you can get in is if you don't *file* your taxes. If you file but don't/can't pay, they can basically just charge you interest, at a rate that is lower than most credit cards.
Everyone should not pay their taxes and when they get audited just shriek ‘BUT the Dow… but the Dow is over 50,000’ over and over
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
FYI the real trouble you can get in is if you don't *file* your taxes. If you file but don't/can't pay, they can basically just charge you interest, at a rate that is lower than most credit cards.
[goes to my local city council meeting]
"I think the Klingon episodes are boring."
"I think the Klingon episodes are boring."
For those of you posting this Free Speech Guy meme,
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.
If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
[goes to my local city council meeting]
"I think the Klingon episodes are boring."
"I think the Klingon episodes are boring."
I'm trying to think about which Star Trek characters haven't been brought back in the streaming era in some way and the major ones are O'Brien, Bashir, and B'ellana Torres, right?
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I'm trying to think about which Star Trek characters haven't been brought back in the streaming era in some way and the major ones are O'Brien, Bashir, and B'ellana Torres, right?
I don't like the episode where Geordi is brainwashed to kill Chief O'Brien.
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I don't like the episode where Geordi is brainwashed to kill Chief O'Brien.
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13 February 1933 #TodayinStarWarsHistory "The Emperor's made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come." #MonMothma #CarolineBlakiston
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
13 February 1933 #TodayinStarWarsHistory "The Emperor's made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come." #MonMothma #CarolineBlakiston
Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.
You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?
Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.
What.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
What.
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“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”
What was I saying about Americans being fucking weird about doctors and health
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
What was I saying about Americans being fucking weird about doctors and health
Yes, they should lower the age threshold, but James van der Beek didn't use his free age 45 screening. He didn't know it was available to him, and he waited till he had been experiencing symptoms for a while.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, they should lower the age threshold, but James van der Beek didn't use his free age 45 screening. He didn't know it was available to him, and he waited till he had been experiencing symptoms for a while.
I'm sold out of SVU card sets... but if you want ones you can print from home with no waiting on shipping, pus other fun activities, I have a downloadable Valentine ebook: brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/val...
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I'm sold out of SVU card sets... but if you want ones you can print from home with no waiting on shipping, pus other fun activities, I have a downloadable Valentine ebook: brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/val...
Yub nub intensifies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yub nub intensifies.
Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.
AcornTV and chill.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
AcornTV and chill.
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Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
An image of the piece of land that Benjamin Sisko purchases in Kendra Province / Valley in #StarTrekDS9's "Penumbra"⬇️ is seen in Jake Sisko's unpublished book "Anslem" in #StarfleetAcademy's "Series Acclimation Mil"⬆️.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.