Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
The Speaker does not move up to VP. If there's a VP vacancy, Congress selects a new VP (see: Gerald Ford).
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The Speaker does not move up to VP. If there's a VP vacancy, Congress selects a new VP (see: Gerald Ford).
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
An image of the piece of land that Benjamin Sisko purchases in Kendra Province / Valley in #StarTrekDS9's "Penumbra"⬇️ is seen in Jake Sisko's unpublished book "Anslem" in #StarfleetAcademy's "Series Acclimation Mil"⬆️.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
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over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wes Cook and the Centralia McDonald's Mural
A personal story about discovering a mural in a McDonald's, an unknown artist named Wes Cook, saving the mural, and a conference talk about the whole thing.
cabel.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wtf is “measured hype?” Do you know what the word hype means?
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Wtf is “measured hype?” Do you know what the word hype means?
He said, "The hype is real," not "maybe there is a middle ground."
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
He said, "The hype is real," not "maybe there is a middle ground."
“We have offers from Chanel, Dior…”
“No, no, no: Hellmann’s.”
“No, no, no: Hellmann’s.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
“We have offers from Chanel, Dior…”
“No, no, no: Hellmann’s.”
“No, no, no: Hellmann’s.”
I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.
There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
The Secret Cities of Mark Kistler (2023)
The untold story of the legendary art educator who helped shape a pivotal era of instructional programming for kids by teaching viewers to draw in 3D.
tubitv.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
EIGHT sets left! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Guess what's in stock and shipping ASAP? brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
EIGHT sets left! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
I understand that Thundercracker is the least of the evil planes--Starscream has the star power, Skywarp has the best color scheme--but he is my evil plane.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I understand that Thundercracker is the least of the evil planes--Starscream has the star power, Skywarp has the best color scheme--but he is my evil plane.
It is weird that Hasbro can and will sell Thundercracker back to me until the day I die.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It is weird that Hasbro can and will sell Thundercracker back to me until the day I die.
In 2020/2021 I had a bunch of weird skin issues (probably related to the constant flood of stress hormones), my eyelid mites got out of control, and I was prescribed ivermectin. And about a month later all the cranks started talking about it and I was like.... what is happening.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
In 2020/2021 I had a bunch of weird skin issues (probably related to the constant flood of stress hormones), my eyelid mites got out of control, and I was prescribed ivermectin. And about a month later all the cranks started talking about it and I was like.... what is happening.
His feet don't have the stickers the original had that I interpreted as piano keys.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
His feet don't have the stickers the original had that I interpreted as piano keys.
Now I can draw and play with Thundercracker all I want.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Now I can draw and play with Thundercracker all I want.
I tried to make my case that kindergartern was boring, but my mom convinced me to go back by saying that I could go home if I wanted, but I wouldn't be allowed to draw or play with my Transformer.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
I tried to make my case that kindergartern was boring, but my mom convinced me to go back by saying that I could go home if I wanted, but I wouldn't be allowed to draw or play with my Transformer.
Probably the most trouble I have ever been in in my life. I think the kindergarten teacher spent the rest of the year thinking I was stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Probably the most trouble I have ever been in in my life. I think the kindergarten teacher spent the rest of the year thinking I was stupid.
On my second or third or fourth day of kindergarten, I was like, "This is boring, I want to go home and draw and play with Thundercracker." I could still see my mom outside, walking home after dropping me off, so I just got up and left.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
On my second or third or fourth day of kindergarten, I was like, "This is boring, I want to go home and draw and play with Thundercracker." I could still see my mom outside, walking home after dropping me off, so I just got up and left.
@sitcompeople.bsky.social some good sitcom people in this intro
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
@sitcompeople.bsky.social some good sitcom people in this intro
Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...
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February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...
Alan Grant is more real to me than any of the guys Alan Grant is supposed to be based on.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Alan Grant is more real to me than any of the guys Alan Grant is supposed to be based on.
I know, I'm asking because he was a tenured professor and (in the Lost World novel) a member of a silicon valley thinktank.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I know, I'm asking because he was a tenured professor and (in the Lost World novel) a member of a silicon valley thinktank.
Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?
I got a Valentine!*
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I got a Valentine!*
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
I bet Columbo got a camcorder as soon as he heard about them, so he could record hours of his beautiful wife.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I bet Columbo got a camcorder as soon as he heard about them, so he could record hours of his beautiful wife.
There’s no way Fox News pays its male and female anchors the same.
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
There’s no way Fox News pays its male and female anchors the same.