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Brandon Bird
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All art is inherently political. John Tesh made a strong statement to flat earthers with "Round ball rock"
February 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I just realized that I was taught in an environment closer to "art has to have a political message."
Lotta “art shouldn’t be political” takes going around (including from faculty at my art program) and I just have to say: wow fuck that
February 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What if Russel Crowe got even thicker
February 16, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Next sunday is free museum day in Southern California, just FYI.
February 16, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Shatner opening up the Generations set, throwing away Kirk and playing with the horse.
February 16, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Bane was invented to destroy Batman, but instead became my best friend.
Can you think of examples where people use technologies differently from what the developers intended, whether unintentionally or as an act of resistance?
February 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Rodimus Prime.
February 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Nope.
I still think the internet is the best comp for AI. It was a bubble that popped, but the underlying tech turned out to be real. It enabled a bunch of psychosis and slop, but also some genuinely cool stuff. Massive labor market disruptions, but employment levels look about the same.
February 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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February 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
There isn't a new Super Bowl episode today?
February 15, 2026 at 6:53 PM
February 15, 2026 at 5:16 AM
The episode where Picard meets Spock is also the episode where Picard meets Stephen Root.
February 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Michael Dorn did DS9 to afford an airplane. Every time you watch Worf on DS9, he is thinking about airplanes.
The Homeland is no longer secure. Post rare worfs
February 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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Wishing everyone a happy and love filled Valentine's Day! ❤️❤️
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I hope Donald Trump dies soon, so that E. Jean Carroll can get all that money from his estate.
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Like how Jack McCoy was written as a cad for half a season.
got back to early L&O and forgot that in Lennie’s first episode they were like “what if this guy’s a little racist”
February 14, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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A few days too late for Burt Reynolds’ birthday but I was looking at the Dom DeLuise cookbook Eat This…It’ll Make You Feel Better! and found the recipe for Burt’s beef stew.
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
FYI the real trouble you can get in is if you don't *file* your taxes. If you file but don't/can't pay, they can basically just charge you interest, at a rate that is lower than most credit cards.
Everyone should not pay their taxes and when they get audited just shriek ‘BUT the Dow… but the Dow is over 50,000’ over and over
February 14, 2026 at 12:21 AM
[goes to my local city council meeting]

"I think the Klingon episodes are boring."
For those of you posting this Free Speech Guy meme,

you’re on Bluesky shouting into the void.

If you want to be free speech guy, put on some pants and go to your local city council meeting.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I'm trying to think about which Star Trek characters haven't been brought back in the streaming era in some way and the major ones are O'Brien, Bashir, and B'ellana Torres, right?
February 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I don't like the episode where Geordi is brainwashed to kill Chief O'Brien.
February 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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13 February 1933 #TodayinStarWarsHistory "The Emperor's made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come." #MonMothma #CarolineBlakiston
February 13, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM