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Brandon Bird
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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
Yub nub intensifies.
This machine yub nubs fascists.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
AcornTV and chill.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Reposted by Brandon Bird
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
An image of the piece of land that Benjamin Sisko purchases in Kendra Province / Valley in #StarTrekDS9's "Penumbra"⬇️ is seen in Jake Sisko's unpublished book "Anslem" in #StarfleetAcademy's "Series Acclimation Mil"⬆️.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)

finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.

enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wes Cook and the Centralia McDonald's Mural
A personal story about discovering a mural in a McDonald's, an unknown artist named Wes Cook, saving the mural, and a conference talk about the whole thing.
cabel.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
The Secret Cities of Mark Kistler (2023)
The untold story of the legendary art educator who helped shape a pivotal era of instructional programming for kids by teaching viewers to draw in 3D.
tubitv.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...
YouTube
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February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I got a Valentine!*

*a Transformer that I bought for myself
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Happy Birthday, Laura Dern.
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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Your dream has come alive at last, you can touch the sky

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNwO...
Faith of the Heart - Ska Cover by Skatune Network
YouTube video by Art Allen
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is literally true.
They can't do this because they fired all the people at the IRS that keep track of if you paid your taxes
Should you get snatched out of your home on April 21st because you didn’t file your taxes on time? The government is focused on immigrants now but if you set the precedent that people should get kidnapped over paperwork there’s a whole lot of people who can get taken next
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I forgot about these things! They should make an imac with a suction cup arm so you can put it in the shower or by the toilet.
if the rumored future 'kitchen countertop HomePod with a display' Apple product is a miniature version of the iMac G4 with the hemisphere+adjustable arm design it might be an instabuy for me
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I wish I had money so I could go to England and see Peter Capaldi tour with his band.
February 10, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Someone on instagram (immediately blocked) commented "The most shitlib thing ever, you people really think you live in a Marvel movie."
This machine yub nubs fascists.
February 10, 2026 at 6:35 AM
The Epstein files are going to poison a generation with Conspiracy Brain, the way Boomers and Gen X were poisoned by the JFK assassination.
February 10, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Getting new followers on instagram and some of them are people churning out AI 'work.'
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Today's kind of humid, but otherwise I've been enjoying LA summer.
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Looks like it was a regular feature!
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM