Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.
February 13, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Please let us wake from this ongoing nightmare.
You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?
February 13, 2026 at 4:11 AM
You know, if you don't think stormtroopers are like Border Patrol (and vice versa), what exactly do you think is happening in this scene?
Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.
February 13, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Someone on my mailing list took umbrage at my Ewok drawing because they're friends with people who work for Border Patrol, and can assure me that they are not fascists. Then they closed with "I like your non-political art though" which has now radicalized me into believing all my art is political.
What.
February 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
What.
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“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“Oh, my God! Dung beetles! … And in their filthy dungarees, of course!”
What was I saying about Americans being fucking weird about doctors and health
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
What was I saying about Americans being fucking weird about doctors and health
Yes, they should lower the age threshold, but James van der Beek didn't use his free age 45 screening. He didn't know it was available to him, and he waited till he had been experiencing symptoms for a while.
Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder"
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, they should lower the age threshold, but James van der Beek didn't use his free age 45 screening. He didn't know it was available to him, and he waited till he had been experiencing symptoms for a while.
I'm sold out of SVU card sets... but if you want ones you can print from home with no waiting on shipping, pus other fun activities, I have a downloadable Valentine ebook: brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/val...
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I'm sold out of SVU card sets... but if you want ones you can print from home with no waiting on shipping, pus other fun activities, I have a downloadable Valentine ebook: brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/val...
Yub nub intensifies.
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Yub nub intensifies.
Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.
February 12, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Frasier must have felt hella conflicted over the Super Bowl.
AcornTV and chill.
February 12, 2026 at 5:05 AM
AcornTV and chill.
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Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Do you think they wrote articles about Boomers wasting all their money on malted milkshakes
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
An image of the piece of land that Benjamin Sisko purchases in Kendra Province / Valley in #StarTrekDS9's "Penumbra"⬇️ is seen in Jake Sisko's unpublished book "Anslem" in #StarfleetAcademy's "Series Acclimation Mil"⬆️.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The Sisko is of Santa Maria.
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over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
Wes Cook and the Centralia McDonald's Mural
A personal story about discovering a mural in a McDonald's, an unknown artist named Wes Cook, saving the mural, and a conference talk about the whole thing.
cabel.com
February 11, 2026 at 7:04 PM
over a year ago, i gave a talk at the xoxo conference about a mural, a mcdonald’s, and a man. (but it was also secretly about life, and legacy, and meaning.)
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
finally, i’m blogging the full story, with behind-the-scenes details, and a video of the talk.
enjoy. cabel.com/wes-cook-and...
I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.
February 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
I like that Elle Fanning is a mayonnaise spokesperson.
There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
The Secret Cities of Mark Kistler (2023)
The untold story of the legendary art educator who helped shape a pivotal era of instructional programming for kids by teaching viewers to draw in 3D.
tubitv.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:18 PM
There is a documentary about Commander Mark. tubitv.com/movies/10001...
EIGHT sets left! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Guess what's in stock and shipping ASAP? brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 AM
EIGHT sets left! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...
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February 11, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Hit play on something called "Teech" on Tubi. youtu.be/iEVoadMrP7w?...
Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Would Ian Malcolm be in the Epstein files, Y/N?
I got a Valentine!*
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
February 11, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I got a Valentine!*
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
*a Transformer that I bought for myself
Happy Birthday, Laura Dern.
February 11, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Happy Birthday, Laura Dern.
Down to less than 20 sets! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
Guess what's in stock and shipping ASAP? brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Down to less than 20 sets! brandonbird.myshopify.com/collections/...
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Faith of the Heart - Ska Cover by Skatune Network
YouTube video by Art Allen
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February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is literally true.
They can't do this because they fired all the people at the IRS that keep track of if you paid your taxes
Should you get snatched out of your home on April 21st because you didn’t file your taxes on time? The government is focused on immigrants now but if you set the precedent that people should get kidnapped over paperwork there’s a whole lot of people who can get taken next
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
This is literally true.
I forgot about these things! They should make an imac with a suction cup arm so you can put it in the shower or by the toilet.
if the rumored future 'kitchen countertop HomePod with a display' Apple product is a miniature version of the iMac G4 with the hemisphere+adjustable arm design it might be an instabuy for me
February 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I forgot about these things! They should make an imac with a suction cup arm so you can put it in the shower or by the toilet.