Brandon Bird
@brandonbird.bsky.social
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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
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Today's Jerry Orbach looked too much like Richard Mulligan, I'm going to take a mulligan (what the term was invented for).
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James Gunn sure likes bands.
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Encircle my meal with a giant onion.
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breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
breakfast appetizers, kutsher's, thompson, new york, 1977
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I think it's more of a "make it 2019 again through science or magic" indicator.
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Riding the bus to my podcast interview now.
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I will be one of these 25 guests!
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Tonight, Jesse Thorn will go live and interview 25 guests back-to-back! We're celebrating 25 years of the show, so we had to do it!

The livestream starts at 5pm PT on our YouTube channel. You won't want to miss this!

Watch here: www.youtube.com/@bullseyewit...
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“Zentro brings a fresh identity and expanded resources to power your community’s internet experience.”
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My internet provider has changed its name to Zentro.
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Happy Birthday to all the Scott Bakulas out there.
It's been a long road, getting from there to here.
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I am as perplexed as everyone.
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For the 8th day of #Orbachtober, the little painting I made on the 6th day of Orbachtober.
Skating Orbach.
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Follicular DNA so he could clone the Phanatic.
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(I did not enjoy "Furiosa," because I felt like it was full of 'Who gives a shit?" choices like this.)
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Also, why are you wasting time and resources to erase an actor's eyes so they match another actor's? Why not go the whole way and manipulate Ann Taylor Joy's face to look like Charlize Theron?
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... but the less generous read is, "Come on, man, you KNOW these festivals aren't those kinds of tools, they are about getting people like you to lend credence to slop generators."
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For the 8th day of #Orbachtober, the little painting I made on the 6th day of Orbachtober.
Skating Orbach.
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Peter Weller should be President, so we could have old man rants that are charming and bizarre instead of alarming and bizarre.
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Peter Weller is very weird.
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High schooler learning to draw with colored pencils.
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This is the aesthetic of the future
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someone on the Motorola forums was having the same problem with the camera I've been having, but I just have to share the image they posted to demonstrate the issue.
it's the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life dude

The photo is of an elderly woman in gray clothes that has been so bizarrely processed that it looks both totally over and desaturated
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Enjoying a refreshing The Emperor soda.
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So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”