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Brandon Bird
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Artist, Jerry Orbach Car owner, Sears shopper. store.brandonbird.com
The Speaker does not move up to VP. If there's a VP vacancy, Congress selects a new VP (see: Gerald Ford).
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Wtf is “measured hype?” Do you know what the word hype means?
February 11, 2026 at 7:11 PM
He said, "The hype is real," not "maybe there is a middle ground."
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
“We have offers from Chanel, Dior…”
“No, no, no: Hellmann’s.”
February 11, 2026 at 5:49 PM
I understand that Thundercracker is the least of the evil planes--Starscream has the star power, Skywarp has the best color scheme--but he is my evil plane.
February 11, 2026 at 5:18 AM
It is weird that Hasbro can and will sell Thundercracker back to me until the day I die.
February 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
In 2020/2021 I had a bunch of weird skin issues (probably related to the constant flood of stress hormones), my eyelid mites got out of control, and I was prescribed ivermectin. And about a month later all the cranks started talking about it and I was like.... what is happening.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
His feet don't have the stickers the original had that I interpreted as piano keys.
February 11, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Now I can draw and play with Thundercracker all I want.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
I tried to make my case that kindergartern was boring, but my mom convinced me to go back by saying that I could go home if I wanted, but I wouldn't be allowed to draw or play with my Transformer.
February 11, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Probably the most trouble I have ever been in in my life. I think the kindergarten teacher spent the rest of the year thinking I was stupid.
February 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
On my second or third or fourth day of kindergarten, I was like, "This is boring, I want to go home and draw and play with Thundercracker." I could still see my mom outside, walking home after dropping me off, so I just got up and left.
February 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
@sitcompeople.bsky.social some good sitcom people in this intro
February 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Alan Grant is more real to me than any of the guys Alan Grant is supposed to be based on.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I know, I'm asking because he was a tenured professor and (in the Lost World novel) a member of a silicon valley thinktank.
February 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
I bet Columbo got a camcorder as soon as he heard about them, so he could record hours of his beautiful wife.
February 11, 2026 at 2:39 AM
There’s no way Fox News pays its male and female anchors the same.
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM