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The city was terrorised by the Hairstyle Killers gang: Severe Bob, Pageboy Cut, and, most feared of all, “The Rachel”
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Australia, a mineral-rich remote island, has already taken this basic precaution of marrying one of our minor aristocrats (real estate agent) into the Danish royal house
Yesterday I was gonna make a joke about solving the Greenland kerfuffle by having Barron marry some Danish royal & uniting the USA and Denmark in Personal Union but while searching for names of eligible Danish princesses I discovered that people have already seriously suggested this idea.
January 14, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Australia, a mineral-rich remote island, has already taken this basic precaution of marrying one of our minor aristocrats (real estate agent) into the Danish royal house
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SF is wild, they’ve really got bus stop ads promoting AI erotic roleplay as a replacement for romance novels
January 14, 2026 at 8:23 PM
SF is wild, they’ve really got bus stop ads promoting AI erotic roleplay as a replacement for romance novels
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No, Hitler merely "dated" his 17-year old niece, who shot herself with Adolf's gun in Adolf's apartment.
A significant difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler doesn’t appear in the Epstein files.
January 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
No, Hitler merely "dated" his 17-year old niece, who shot herself with Adolf's gun in Adolf's apartment.
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I just don’t think you should encourage any thinking person to ever listen to Joe Rogan. Tim Dillon otoh is actually upset
January 14, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I just don’t think you should encourage any thinking person to ever listen to Joe Rogan. Tim Dillon otoh is actually upset
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He wants you to clip that bit because his brain is more fried than his median listener and he really needs to keep those people listening
January 14, 2026 at 8:14 PM
He wants you to clip that bit because his brain is more fried than his median listener and he really needs to keep those people listening
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Loads of liberal podcasters clip a minute of Rogan for “Even Joe Rogan…” purposes and never play the bit two minutes on where he is clearly still on board with everything Trump is doing
January 14, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Loads of liberal podcasters clip a minute of Rogan for “Even Joe Rogan…” purposes and never play the bit two minutes on where he is clearly still on board with everything Trump is doing
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The most "come off it mate" aspect of this case is the VAST royalties Sting has made from I'll Be Missing You, for which he receives 100% of the songwriting even though the actual sample is of the guitar part Summers wrote. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Sting pays Police bandmates Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland more than £500,000 in royalties
The musician discovered a
www.bbc.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The most "come off it mate" aspect of this case is the VAST royalties Sting has made from I'll Be Missing You, for which he receives 100% of the songwriting even though the actual sample is of the guitar part Summers wrote. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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I always think back to my college roommate who thought Bush was a terrible president and that the Iraq war was an immoral catastrophe but voted for him in ‘04 because “he needs to finish what he’s started”
Everyone who is politically attentive should canvas at least once if for no reason other than to see firsthand how utterly incoherent the politics of the modal American are. "Homer Simpson webpage" incoherent is the baseline and it either pleasantly surprises you or deeply horrifies you from there.
Looked into TJ a bit and he’s a snowboarding bro who used to post Ron Paul memes and then later memes about BLM, and now Elon and Trump destroying American, what voter type is this
January 14, 2026 at 7:47 PM
I always think back to my college roommate who thought Bush was a terrible president and that the Iraq war was an immoral catastrophe but voted for him in ‘04 because “he needs to finish what he’s started”
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participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 AM
participants from Benin's Vodun Day Festival, celebrated every January 10th.
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I tried Claudia Winkleman’s favourite facial tanner – but did it leave me orange?
I tried Claudia Winkleman’s favourite facial tanner – but did it leave me orange? - Betteridge’s Law
No.
betteridgeslaw.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:15 AM
I tried Claudia Winkleman’s favourite facial tanner – but did it leave me orange?
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“5.56 NATO? A fraction of my power….all I need is 300 characters!”
January 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
“5.56 NATO? A fraction of my power….all I need is 300 characters!”
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will is a poster so dedicated he drives around pestering heavily armed men as if they are the trolls in his mentions
Rich cultural text that Will Stancil is in the streets of Minneapolis fighting ICE while the ten thousand losers who want him to dead are petrified of No Kings events because they might see a mom with a cell phone.
Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.
Just a perfect distillation of every discourse.
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
will is a poster so dedicated he drives around pestering heavily armed men as if they are the trolls in his mentions
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It’s very noticeable that there is not left/progressive debate about these laws. Labor is bringing them in at the behest of the Israel lobby. Anne Twomey has written an op-ed saying they are bad. That’s it. There’s no civic society left it seems.
January 14, 2026 at 7:37 AM
It’s very noticeable that there is not left/progressive debate about these laws. Labor is bringing them in at the behest of the Israel lobby. Anne Twomey has written an op-ed saying they are bad. That’s it. There’s no civic society left it seems.
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Looks like the Coalition is set to block the hate speech bill, meaning it’s up to the Greens whether or not it passes. Can’t fathom why they would support it — then again, could never understand why they rolled over on every bill of consequence for the past four years www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
Free speech fears fire up Coalition resistance to hate speech bill
Senior Liberal MPs have started contacting Jewish community leaders to explain their rationale for opposing the hate speech and extremism crackdown.
www.smh.com.au
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 AM
Looks like the Coalition is set to block the hate speech bill, meaning it’s up to the Greens whether or not it passes. Can’t fathom why they would support it — then again, could never understand why they rolled over on every bill of consequence for the past four years www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
I'm having overheated thoughts about building a better workbench, loosely inspired by Christopher Schwarz's "anarchist workbench", but realising I'd need to find the equivalent of 2x12" pine boards is really putting a damper on the idea. Bunnings only goes up to 140x33mm
January 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I'm having overheated thoughts about building a better workbench, loosely inspired by Christopher Schwarz's "anarchist workbench", but realising I'd need to find the equivalent of 2x12" pine boards is really putting a damper on the idea. Bunnings only goes up to 140x33mm
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“If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design”
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
January 14, 2026 at 2:10 AM
“If you put the Apple icons in reverse it looks like the portfolio of someone getting really really good at icon design”
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
(Source: mastodon.social/@heliographe...)
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Somebody buy the man a beer
UPDATE: TJ Sabula, the worker who shouted "pedophile protector" at Trump, has been suspended - WaPo
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Somebody buy the man a beer
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He’s at a whiskey desk, he’s at a vodka desk, he’s at a lager desk, he’s at a cider desk.
Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
He’s at a whiskey desk, he’s at a vodka desk, he’s at a lager desk, he’s at a cider desk.
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It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
It's "culturally unsafe" to have a Palestinian Aus author advocate against the systematic slaughter of hundreds of thousands of her people, but it's
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
"a good thing" for the president of apartheid Israel, which has committed daily massacres and mass starvation for 2yrs, to visit us. Unbearably racist.
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Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah: "My lawyers have today issued a concerns notice under the Defamation Act on Premier Malinauskas. This is his opportunity to undo some of the harm he has inflicted, and stop punching down."
January 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Dr Randa Abdel-Fattah: "My lawyers have today issued a concerns notice under the Defamation Act on Premier Malinauskas. This is his opportunity to undo some of the harm he has inflicted, and stop punching down."
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This feels significant. Games Workshop will do ANYTHING for a quick buck.
Them making a company-wise declaration that there's not a single use-case or penny to be made from AI feels like it's going to make waves.
Them making a company-wise declaration that there's not a single use-case or penny to be made from AI feels like it's going to make waves.
Warhammer maker Games Workshop has banned the use of AI in its content production and its design process, insisting that none of its senior managers are currently excited about the technology. https://bit.ly/49xT9Xl
January 13, 2026 at 10:54 PM
This feels significant. Games Workshop will do ANYTHING for a quick buck.
Them making a company-wise declaration that there's not a single use-case or penny to be made from AI feels like it's going to make waves.
Them making a company-wise declaration that there's not a single use-case or penny to be made from AI feels like it's going to make waves.