Ross Floate
@rossfloate.bsky.social
Everything more orange than everything else.
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Melbourne, AU
https://vanityproject.skin
https://rossfloate.com
https://good-pies.com
https://glass.photo/rossfloate
Talk me out of getting that Bambu Labs A1 with the 4 filament colour doodad. I am almost certain I will only use it to make insane mounts for action cams / 360° cams.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Talk me out of getting that Bambu Labs A1 with the 4 filament colour doodad. I am almost certain I will only use it to make insane mounts for action cams / 360° cams.
For me, huh? Interesting.
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
For me, huh? Interesting.
ohno they made a watch specifically for me www.swatch.com/en-au/biocer...
MISSION ON EARTH - LAVA | Swatch® official site
Discover MISSION ON EARTH - LAVA, the new, non-limited addition to the Bioceramic MoonSwatch Collection. This vibrant Bioceramic orange watch is inspired by lava as seen from space and features all th...
www.swatch.com
February 15, 2026 at 5:40 AM
ohno they made a watch specifically for me www.swatch.com/en-au/biocer...
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Common ground, @rossfloate.bsky.social ?
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Common ground, @rossfloate.bsky.social ?
It’s is always enjoyable to call boiled eggs either “cackle-berries” or “bum-nuts” and I hope I go to my grave (decades hence) still sniggering whenever I see someone eating a runny bum-nut.
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It’s is always enjoyable to call boiled eggs either “cackle-berries” or “bum-nuts” and I hope I go to my grave (decades hence) still sniggering whenever I see someone eating a runny bum-nut.
Without doubt the best Lemonheads record is the Evan Dando rarity "Live at the Brattle Theatre". youtu.be/6K4hHozuavQ?...
Evan Dando Live at The Brattle Theatre/Griffith Sunset EP
YouTube video by lay down and close your eyes music
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Without doubt the best Lemonheads record is the Evan Dando rarity "Live at the Brattle Theatre". youtu.be/6K4hHozuavQ?...
Just realised that if you squint a bit, the plot of 'The Bone Collector' is essentially the Lemonheads song 'My Drug Buddy'. I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Just realised that if you squint a bit, the plot of 'The Bone Collector' is essentially the Lemonheads song 'My Drug Buddy'. I will not be taking questions at this time.
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Wait a minute. When I joined this website some years ago it was after an exhaustive three or four minute google search for a platform specifically catering to literal minded cunts with exceptionally tight sphincters
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Wait a minute. When I joined this website some years ago it was after an exhaustive three or four minute google search for a platform specifically catering to literal minded cunts with exceptionally tight sphincters
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I think the important thing is to not talk about things when things are happening. We should never talk about things.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
I think the important thing is to not talk about things when things are happening. We should never talk about things.
We evidently need to do a lot more war criming to keep old mate happy.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
‘Unfathomable’: Australian veterans disgusted by Trump’s claim allied troops ‘stayed a little back’ from frontline
In casting doubt on Nato’s reliability, US president references Afghanistan campaign – which involved 40,000 Australian troops and left 47 dead
www.theguardian.com
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
We evidently need to do a lot more war criming to keep old mate happy.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Latest for Ouyen from the BOM. JFC…
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Latest for Ouyen from the BOM. JFC…
I mean, sure. It’s absolutely fine and normal that a town at these latitudes gets 47c/117f .
Nothing to see. Move along.
Nothing to see. Move along.
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I mean, sure. It’s absolutely fine and normal that a town at these latitudes gets 47c/117f .
Nothing to see. Move along.
Nothing to see. Move along.
Ok climate change just changed my personal la-di-da plans. NOW I am radicalised.
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Ok climate change just changed my personal la-di-da plans. NOW I am radicalised.
The 21 year old marketing genius (and I throw no shade) trying to work out why I’m not ordering as many home-delivered footlongs as I did in 2020 and 2021.
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The 21 year old marketing genius (and I throw no shade) trying to work out why I’m not ordering as many home-delivered footlongs as I did in 2020 and 2021.
The underlying message of “Every Which Way But Loose” is that if you look like Clint Eastwood and go for a jog in jeans then gamine ladies who drive F100s will overlook your wildly inappropriate relationship with a primate and have tent-sex you anyhow.
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The underlying message of “Every Which Way But Loose” is that if you look like Clint Eastwood and go for a jog in jeans then gamine ladies who drive F100s will overlook your wildly inappropriate relationship with a primate and have tent-sex you anyhow.
We in the idiopathic thrombocytopenia community are not happy about this episode of The Pitt (but it’s nice to be noticed).
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 AM
We in the idiopathic thrombocytopenia community are not happy about this episode of The Pitt (but it’s nice to be noticed).
This is a distinction without a meaningful difference. If the President just firehoses pardons on wrongdoers, they may not technically have absolute immunity but the effect is identical.
JD “reverses” (aka admits he was lying)
This dude lies so easily, even when it’s on video
They think we are morons
This dude lies so easily, even when it’s on video
They think we are morons
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
This is a distinction without a meaningful difference. If the President just firehoses pardons on wrongdoers, they may not technically have absolute immunity but the effect is identical.
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I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif.
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Think this Stuka has overdone it on the Pervitin
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Think this Stuka has overdone it on the Pervitin
Revolutionary deli called One Bagel After Another.
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Revolutionary deli called One Bagel After Another.
Just realise that my joke “Eddie Vedder” singing voice is just my joke “Stevie Nicks” singing voice with 15% more ram than ewe.
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Just realise that my joke “Eddie Vedder” singing voice is just my joke “Stevie Nicks” singing voice with 15% more ram than ewe.
Got to imagine that shaking his hand is like squeezing a fistful of French Onion dip, and that immediately afterwards you’d reactively wipe your palm on the thigh of your trousers.
“In Davos on Thursday, a prominent bruise appeared on the back of President Donald Trump’s left hand, raising questions about how the injury occurred amid increasing scrutiny of his overall health.”
www.ms.now/news/trump-h...
www.ms.now/news/trump-h...
New photos show deep bruising on Trump’s hand at Davos
The president's left hand showed significant discoloration at an event in Davos amid growing scrutiny of his overall health.
www.ms.now
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Got to imagine that shaking his hand is like squeezing a fistful of French Onion dip, and that immediately afterwards you’d reactively wipe your palm on the thigh of your trousers.