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Ross Floate
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Talk me out of getting that Bambu Labs A1 with the 4 filament colour doodad. I am almost certain I will only use it to make insane mounts for action cams / 360° cams.
February 17, 2026 at 3:55 AM
For me, huh? Interesting.
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Common ground, @rossfloate.bsky.social ?
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It’s is always enjoyable to call boiled eggs either “cackle-berries” or “bum-nuts” and I hope I go to my grave (decades hence) still sniggering whenever I see someone eating a runny bum-nut.
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Without doubt the best Lemonheads record is the Evan Dando rarity "Live at the Brattle Theatre". youtu.be/6K4hHozuavQ?...
Evan Dando Live at The Brattle Theatre/Griffith Sunset EP
YouTube video by lay down and close your eyes music
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Just realised that if you squint a bit, the plot of 'The Bone Collector' is essentially the Lemonheads song 'My Drug Buddy'. I will not be taking questions at this time.
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Yes.
January 24, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Wait a minute. When I joined this website some years ago it was after an exhaustive three or four minute google search for a platform specifically catering to literal minded cunts with exceptionally tight sphincters
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 AM
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I think the important thing is to not talk about things when things are happening. We should never talk about things.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 AM
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Latest for Ouyen from the BOM. JFC…
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I mean, sure. It’s absolutely fine and normal that a town at these latitudes gets 47c/117f .

Nothing to see. Move along.
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Ok climate change just changed my personal la-di-da plans. NOW I am radicalised.
January 24, 2026 at 1:11 AM
The 21 year old marketing genius (and I throw no shade) trying to work out why I’m not ordering as many home-delivered footlongs as I did in 2020 and 2021.
January 24, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The underlying message of “Every Which Way But Loose” is that if you look like Clint Eastwood and go for a jog in jeans then gamine ladies who drive F100s will overlook your wildly inappropriate relationship with a primate and have tent-sex you anyhow.
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
We in the idiopathic thrombocytopenia community are not happy about this episode of The Pitt (but it’s nice to be noticed).
January 23, 2026 at 11:40 AM
This is a distinction without a meaningful difference. If the President just firehoses pardons on wrongdoers, they may not technically have absolute immunity but the effect is identical.
JD “reverses” (aka admits he was lying)

This dude lies so easily, even when it’s on video

They think we are morons
January 23, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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I’m a single issue voter and that issue is the abolition of Microsoft Teams
If Microsoft Teams were a person I think it should be legal to kill it
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif.
January 23, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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Think this Stuka has overdone it on the Pervitin
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Revolutionary deli called One Bagel After Another.
January 22, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Just realise that my joke “Eddie Vedder” singing voice is just my joke “Stevie Nicks” singing voice with 15% more ram than ewe.
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Got to imagine that shaking his hand is like squeezing a fistful of French Onion dip, and that immediately afterwards you’d reactively wipe your palm on the thigh of your trousers.
“In Davos on Thursday, a prominent bruise appeared on the back of President Donald Trump’s left hand, raising questions about how the injury occurred amid increasing scrutiny of his overall health.”
www.ms.now/news/trump-h...
New photos show deep bruising on Trump’s hand at Davos
The president's left hand showed significant discoloration at an event in Davos amid growing scrutiny of his overall health.
www.ms.now
January 22, 2026 at 7:55 PM